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Does anyone remember the Nowhere guy?
When I first saw him, I always knew he was a somewhere guy...

At 1/23/11 05:59 AM, COOLAWESOME20 wrote: once i sawed a dog in half i filmed it anyone want the link PM me

I bet all those PETA fags flamed it, They don't know anything about animal abuse!

My cat jumped up onto the counter once, and hanging on a knob to one of the cupboards below, was a plastic bag for recycling...

My cat sorta slipped and fell into the plastic bag (which was empty, Luckily)
Then my cats weight broke the top of the plastic bag so the bag fell and my cat was still inside with the plastic bag over her face.

My cat started running around in a plastic bag, and she for some how jumped up onto tables and counters and knocked things onto the floor, SHE knocked a vase of FLOWERS onto the floor and broke it!

I tried to get the bag off her, but she was to fast... It got really dangrous when the bags handle went around her neck, luckily she got it off her some how.

No shit he's a troll.

I saw some video where someone was patting their cat, but the cat was getting annoyed then scratched the owner for not stopping...

And all the comments were "You should fucking die and burn in hell, what your doing in Animal Abuse!"\

Jesus, Do I need to pull out a dictionary and tell them the definition of abuse or something?

I have a feeling China will try and invade another country or something or even possibly buy out another country, who knows.

The US or EU has nothing to fear from China though.

No shit capitalism does bad things to third world countries but I reckon there are ways it can still work.

People need to learn to be more fucking flexible.

Personally I think people shouldn't be circumcised unless they are like Jewish then we can't do anything about that, for some reason Americans have it fucking fixated in their heads that circumcision is necessary.

At 1/18/11 10:20 AM, <deleted> wrote: Circumcision should be disallowed for those too young to decide against having it done.

Who is this guy and why was he deleted?

Sure we do, we care about pet dogs and pet cats because they are slightly more intelligent and they are useful to us and stuff. Cats and dogs like to have fun and relax and sun bake and play games and stuff.

Fuck chickens and pigs and cows though. THEY ARE F00DZ

At 1/23/11 01:54 AM, Lintire wrote:

At 1/23/11 01:25 AM, FurryDemon wrote: lol thats like lintire or something your thinking of

Ouch. Implying that I would step anywhere near slandering one of the best PC games of all time is a pretty big blow, you know.

I don't know what the fuck those two are talking about but they are thinking of trantalocked probs

Don't you just hate it when you go on a youtube video, and someone is annoying their cat or COMFORTING their cat and you look down to see a bunch of comments from Twats saying

"Oh my god *sucks on PETA's Cock* YOUR HURTING THAT ANIMAL, LEAVE IT ALONE"
I'm invulnerable to raging from comments, but everytime I see people like that, I can't help but feel rage and annoyance that they think it's Animal abuse.

People need to know the difference Annoyance and Hurt... Animal abuse is when you physically hurt an animal badly, not when you start massaging your cats lower body, but the cat doesn't like you massaging it's ass.

Maybe it's because Microsoft are greedy bastards and say my Country isn't eligible for Xbox rewards!

Wait what, I have been a member since 2007, Never broken a rule and umm... Stuff
Where is my reward :(

Probably because I BARLEY play and when I do go onto Xbox 360, I never do anything online.

I fuck spiders... Put them between my cock, Jam it up their thangs...
I love it when they bite the inside of the uretha!

Once my friend pick-pocketed my phone out of my pocket
Took it home...
Downloaded 200MB worth of porn using up HEAPS of my credit...
Came to school the next morning...
And I found myself with meatspins and drilldos!

Only one person will understand what I mean... Ahem... Thread... Ban... Buzzkill cough cough

My teachers NEVER reply.
The only time I get teacher emails is when they are sending us homework they are to cheap to print out on paper.

Not scared?
You must of rushed the game or have steel balls or something!
I found my self up to the point that before going beyond ANY corner, I would press the Q or E button to peer my head to make sure there were no creepy crawlys!

Not to mention they published ALL the games in the Orange box.

Actually, I own quite a few good games published by EA.
Mass effect 2, Dragon age: Origins.

Also I care is that they are NOT even bad if you compare them to Activison (A company that published good games when I was a kid)

Finally, I can buy a game for a console without my PC fanboy brother forcing me to buy it on PC

I can smell obvious fanboyism

Do you at all happen to be a youtuber called MonkeyGameGuides?

Gagsy... and almost the whole entire community of Newgrounds is.

You should wait, Hopefully they don't find out until highschooll... The first week of high school will be pleasant for them.

Newground memes are retarded, Kthanksby

At 1/21/11 01:08 AM, dlxrevolution wrote: You were never told these things? Damn that sucks.

Yep, No one EVER told us about the worst reasons!

The things they never told us about puberty.
I remember back to when I was 10, reading puberty books and learning about puberty in sex-ed classes.

But there are things those puberty books and lessons NEVER told us and they happened to be the hardest parts about puberty that I had to learn by myself which still piss me off today!

1.) Ass Hairs - Those things have caused trouble day after day, You do a shit but it gets stuck onto your ass hairs and you have to get toilet paper and almost rip the hairs of your ass.. It hurts like hell, But it's worse when you do a shit that is hard at the back... FUUUU-

2.) Cleaning your penis - Of course you knew you had to clean it, but they never said how much more you had to as you grew older... As your penis became more opener and became more dirty it became a real problem... Sometimes when i had to do a full clean with soap... That night I always seemed to have a wet dream, which made my penis more sticky and unclean... I got so damn sick of smelling it from a mile a way and having to have an extra shower because of how annoying it was...

3.) Monobrows - They never mentioned hair growing in the middle of your eye brows... Now I am stuck with having to pluck hair by hair from between my eyebrows...

Damn you parents, Why didn't you tell me sooner!
Anyway, anymore I forgot to mention... or your opinion on it?

Because your probably full of sh--

loli man... I like little girls they make me feel good inside!