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To tell you the truth.

The Modern Warfare series really wasn't that bad of a series. (Especially Modern Warfare 1, which was a pretty good game.)

It was really it's HORRIBLE community and fanbase that ruined it's image, plus the huge amount of similar looking First-Person shooters that made the gameplay even worse.

At 5/13/11 07:58 PM, gamejunkie wrote:

At 5/13/11 07:39 PM, Strength wrote: I've only gone three days max without taking a shit, and upon taking a shit after three days my asshole hurt for hours.

LMAO! YEP! Feels like you pushed out a freaking 2 litre Coke bottle. And anybody that denies having a good look at the afore mentioned megashit, is a fucking liar.

Once I did this huge shit, and I spent 10 minutes just looking at it...
It was awesome.

When I was a kid, I think I once went approximately 2 and a half weeks.
The laxatives helped... But it didn't change the size.... (I was lucky I was a kid)

Some kids on their last day of high school, went around throwing eggs everywhere, thinking they could get away with it, since it was the last day of school...

They were expelled, and they had less then a day left of High school left!

Whats the longest amount of time you have ever been constipated for.
Serious Question.

So I had two recorded t.v shows that I watched last night and one was an interview with the Taliban and one was an interview with Al Qaeda...it was pretty cool and I got to see the more human side of the Taliban and see what Al Qaeda and Taliban life was like etc. etc.

Anyways coincidentally in both interviews the groups mentioned that recently they had been fighting US troops and killing heaps of them, but when the US army was asked about it apparently the information was false and those alleged conflicts never even happened.

Does anyone think it's kind of hilarious how those terrorists/extremists lie about stuff like that? Or maybe it's the US that is lying? (Which I highly highly doubt)

Also I found the Al Qaeda motor bikes to be heaps fucking cool

I miss the Mod Ted-Easton...seems no body remembers him no more

I watched the movie last night and I thought it was a really interesting well made movie. On the other hand though it pissed me off, was the making of Facebook REALLY that dramatic and exaggerated? Is that really how it happened? I'm a factual person and this movie felt fucking CHEESY.

What the fuck does Mark Zuckerberg think about the movie though, does he actually even like the movie despite the way it portrays shit?

Also Jesse Eisenberg is an annoying retard (but a good actor at least) and Zombieland isn't really that good anymore

Also the previous paragraph I typed was made out of rage and doesn't state my true opinion

Also I know the movie came out ages ago

I'm done now

haha it's hilarious to see an old NG troll fall into obscurity then come back and troll the n00bies

(btw, fyi I did I had an account before 07 which was the ORIGINAL Soviet account which I forgot the password, somehow I ended up convincing Wade Fulp into checking the IP's and logs and shit and he let me have the name of my old account)

If you learn, you will become like this

At 4/26/11 06:29 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Satan is chef's body, the manwhore's beard is his chef's face and everything above that is his hat

it only works if you look away from the two images though and kind of look at it from the side of your eyes (not at the very very edge of your eyes but sort of so you can't properly see it that well)

I'm still not seeing it bro (Metaphorically Bro)

I'm not seeing it bro

http://yourmovies.com.au/news/?i=209114&
action=news

lol, probably not a big deal but I actually watched his film exactly one month ago so it's a little weird to see him go. I thought there weren't heaps and heaps of casualties happening in Libya though, now I'm hearing all these reports on the radio about Libyans dying and shit.

What if we are being lied to or the information has gotten out and Gadaffi is massacring Libyan people? Thats kind of what we wanted to prevent in the first place...

Also I think we realize now that war isn't as fucking easy as it sounds :/

So my friend keeps telling me that Obama has done shit all as a president (which I think I can agree with I suppose...although I wouldn't put it that harshly, I mean he has done some good right?)

But in truth isn't it really the Republican party's fault for never letting him do anything and always being douche bags and disagreeing?

Also would it be fair to say that the Republican party has gotten more upfront and became bigger douche bags because of all the propaganda that FOX News and the Tea party are always going on about?

Also Obama DID have a pretty big mess to clean up after all George W. Bush and his party only worsened the Americas economy moar by spending fucking zillions of gold on war and not enough on technology that could rival China's evergrowing technology. Yes I agree that military technology is still technology but that isn't gonna save the economy

Seriously America us to be one of the highest makers of cars, but even CHINA is close to doing better than them (in fact I think they already are) and pretty much all the jobs are going to China because they make a bunch of shitty cheap products that everyone buys and stuff

When Russia rivaled America the economy was okay, then some shit happened and Russia now isn't on the top anymore

Anyway I don't know much about politics but what do you guys think?

At 4/18/11 10:54 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLBMKpSYZ Xo

warning video contains spoilers

Why, What an exellent game, just what I was looking for...
What is the name of this game, may I ask?

At 4/18/11 05:05 AM, Lionel738 wrote: do you mind if its war themed?

Why yes, that seems good.

I arrested for Sodomizing my cat...
the law fucking stupid these days!

I'm looking for a nice Hat Simulator to play.
It what also be good if it was Cartooney and funny.

At 4/13/11 09:52 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: As much as I think pirates need something to force them to buy the game, this goes too far.

Who cares. It's Garry Newman's game and he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it. It doesn't change the fact what the pirates did was wrong.

If Garry doesn't want to encourage them to actually buy the game then he doesn't have to.

I'm not super against pirating (though I think it's a bit of a silly thing to do and that people shouldn't have the need do it) but I think these guys deserved it, Garry Newman isn't even extremely rich believe it or not and I can see why he'd take offense to people not paying for his product/game.

Everyone I know just calls them Asians and doesn't make specific assumptions.

For some reason people have the idea that if we allow extreme free speech and don't cave in to them it will show them that we aren't going to change.

Honestly that argument doesn't really make sense and they wouldn't stop killing people at all, they'd just work even harder to do a second 9/11 or target more U.N members and US diplomats and shit like that. I remember reading one of the cables on Wikileaks a few weeks back about a U.S government guy who was doing work in the Middle East and he got tortured and killed cause he thought he could make statements about his hate for Arabs and Muslims in particular. Apparently the government hid it or something so more people didn't start pulling the free speech card and getting pissed off.

All nutella is, is a tin full of melted people...

The Ble-air jokes was the original trolling, but instead he trolled people with the big wall of text.
You just made my trolling much more easier now!

At 4/5/11 04:34 AM, Illegal-Product wrote: whats with the crying face?
i would suggest a

Because... Because I have no friends...

At 4/5/11 04:20 AM, Illegal-Product wrote:

At 4/5/11 04:16 AM, Soviet wrote:

I still struggle to understand how or why a boy of his age, Urinated himself in the middle of school... I somehow suspect he may have either bladder problems... or Mental problems.

well, just make sure not to sit next to him or be around him (within arms reach) since he might have mental problem's.

keep an eye in him in case one day he decides to show up in school with a gun or worse.

Nah, he's fine, He does occasionally mumble out things about World War II, and that man, Hitler and Charles Manson, but he's fine...

At 4/5/11 04:18 AM, BAKEdLays wrote: So what your telling us is that your the loser kid who is only cool enough to hang out with people that have mental problems?

Yes :'(

Two weeks ago, I was sitting in Science, writing notes from the textbook... In my class, I have a friend who is rather quite.. Strange as in he is NEVER serious, he is always acting strange, even in the presence of authority.

Then we all hear this strange sounding "Ahhh, Oh no!" coming from the back of the room (By the way, the room was silent) when we all look over... he is surrounded by water. Most of us thought he may of spilled water from one of the beakers sitting from the shelf... But no, He did piss himself.

I still struggle to understand how or why a boy of his age, Urinated himself in the middle of school... I somehow suspect he may have either bladder problems... or Mental problems.

(Story End here)

If you want to hear another story, then look here. (It involved a kid tripping over thin air)

No one knows a thing about how it even happened, But one of my friends was just standing still... and all of a sudden, for no reason, no cause at all... He just falls over backwards and breaking his arm (The bone snapped and everything) he also need surgery. But how the hell does one fall backwards for no reason and breaks his whole god damn arm?

Sorry I posted these stories on Newgrounds... I have no friends... Newgrounds is the only place I can tell my stories to... Please kill me...

Look, I'm not saying that Christianity or religion itself is bad (though I'd like to see your thoughts) but why don't more people point out the fact that Adolf Hitler obviously did what he did because of his extremist/strong religious beliefs?

A lot of people say religion causes war and shit and a lot of people talk about how bad Hitler was but no one ever points out the influence of extreme Christian values and shit that influenced Hitler's thoughts and stuff, do people just want to hide it or something or has it been forgotten in time or what?

Again I have nothing against religion, just extreme hardcore religion and it seems a lot of people (particularly at my high school) actually disregard how much Hitler's religious beliefs related to the things he did to the Jews and how it effected his thinking patterns and ideologies and stuff like that.
Also I realized I answered my own question but I still want to know what you guys think.

I would feel sympathy for the kid if he didn't bullshit on TV...