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At 1/23/11 07:04 PM, sorasword wrote: When I play Half Life 2, I get this glitch where I can see through the floor! Can anyone help me?

And sometimes its completely white

When I play Half Life 2, I get this glitch where I can see through the floor! Can anyone help me?

im going to be streaming portal if anyone wants to watch :3

At 1/20/11 07:41 AM, AntiHero1317 wrote: My favorite one is when a girl is working off some money she owes to a guy. He treats her like crap and one day she poured the massive amounts of gas or alcohol she used to clean his house in the toilet but forgot to flush, so when the guy goes to take a huge dump he drops his cigarette into the toilet and he gets blown up.

I've seen that one.... BOOM!!

At 1/22/11 10:59 AM, yonokowhat wrote: does it exist? I know some people ejactulate when they see something sexy but can this just happen even if your not exited? that would suck if it happened in a awkward situation.

Jizz in my pants?

oh and 500 posts :3

Oh Hai NG! I just wanted to ask if any of you would watch a live streaming of me playing Braid.
The link is here.
Feel free to come and watch!

Also, post your opinion on Braid

Thank you NG :3

I recently changed from At&t to Sprint and upgraded my old Motorola Razr ( I know extremely old)
to a Samsung Intercept. So far I'm happy with the phone (though its slow as hell when i try to play games like angry birds or solipskier) but the service itself kinda sucks. I've had to call someone back 3 times because even though i could hear them, they couldn't hear me.( and I had full bars.)

So NG, what cellphone do you have and what service do you have?

Men In Black?
That's all I've got.

The other day I was at Gamestop, browsing through the $4.99 and under games, ( I know, I'm a cheapskate) I saw Alien Homanid! I was wondering if I should get it or not..

At 12/15/10 09:05 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: I'm judging your intelligence based on your spelling and overall presentation.

You're in the negatives.

Well thanks.
I didn't mean to misspell paradise. I was typing fast.

WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!

not all caps

At 12/14/10 11:05 AM, speeling wrote: connection interupption?!?!!?

sorry speeling...

At 12/13/10 07:08 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: That's right boys and girls, Tron is available to play online.

It follows the same rules as the movie, and you can play against people specifically, have group games, private rooms, or just play against a random opponent. It's really fun and highly addictive. I'm looking into making an official Newgrounds room. Give it a try, you don't need sign up or register.

Have you ever played armagetron? Its 3d Tron and its free

Taking a shit.

Longest time I haven't had to take a #2 was about a week and a half....

What about you NG?

At 12/9/10 08:44 PM, kittehg0d wrote: whats a easy way to get charm?

BEER.

if your lucky that is.... Beer has negative and positive effects

ummm glitch much??

If anyone has questions look here.

At 12/8/10 10:11 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote:

At 12/8/10 10:09 AM, Kogey wrote: The emo kid whom either you help kill himself or not is supposed to give it to you after you give him pills or the self help book, but the game glitches and you don't get it.

ACTUALLY, I received that squeegee from him, but ONLY after I restarted the whole game by choosing the third portal. So on your first run, you won't get it.

I got it..... and the guy the emo kid stole the squeegee from gives you a 4-D object!!

How do I get the bird thing from the DJ??

Look at this little gem.

At 12/7/10 10:41 PM, sorasword wrote: Has anyone maxed out the pizza delivery job yet?

Or the skateboard sponsorship or the Guitar one??

Has anyone maxed out the pizza delivery job yet?

At 12/7/10 09:28 PM, sorasword wrote:

At 12/7/10 09:21 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 12/7/10 09:05 PM, sorasword wrote:
He's not there!

Certain people are around at certain times of the day.

so at what time should i look for him?

Nevermind.... I found him...

At 12/7/10 09:21 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 12/7/10 09:05 PM, sorasword wrote:
He's not there!

Certain people are around at certain times of the day.

so at what time should i look for him?

At 12/7/10 08:59 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 12/7/10 08:44 PM, sorasword wrote: Where is the suicidal guy? I can't find him....

I found him on the map where the school is, to the right of the map where the world ends.

Also, another job maxed.

He's not there!

Where is the suicidal guy? I can't find him....

Oh I'll just leave this here...

Is there an easter egg for the atm??

cause it says this

At 12/6/10 10:31 PM, Donut wrote: Any of you got jobs yet? I'm a milkman.

I just became the Manager of McSticks.