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Hey NG, I've been in the market of expanding my PSP game collection, and need suggestions.
A list of the game and a reason why you recommend it would be nice, here's an example.

Gran Theft Auto Vice City Stories: Basically Gta on the go, carjacking, gunfights, car chases, the usual gta stuff, plus an
awesome soundtrack composed of licensed music from the 80's. Amazing game.

If you could do this it would really help me out, because I've been dying for some new games to play, and I just can't seem to find any that would be of my interests. Thanks NG

At 4/19/12 12:24 PM, Natick wrote:

At 4/19/12 12:20 PM, sorasword wrote:

It's "gay" for a qualified doctor to professionally check if your testicles are in good, healthy condition? Please sort out your priorities before you talk out of your ass like that.

Why did I even...

I didn't mean it like that, usually if you post anything relating to rather having a guy touching your balls than having a female do so will usually be replied with some form of a homophobic related insult. My apologies.

Well, you know like when you have to get a physical, for like camp or school or something, and if you're a guy, the doctor is supposed to check your balls to see if everything's in order, well, a guy is usually supposed to do that (ik its kinda gay). But, whenever I have to go take my physical , a female doctor ends up doing that. I'm not complaining or anything, but I'm just curious why this is so, because I thought usually they had doctors of the same gender as the patient do something like that, and its especially hard to try and not get a boner, cause this doctor (shes like in her 20's or something) is pretty fucking hot, and shes like rubbing my dick for a good 5 minutes or so. It just seems a bit awkward having my balls touched by a hot chick in front of one of my parents (they don't watch or anything, but still)
I'm just curious if any of my fellow newgrounders have had similar experiences such as mine.

Idk, around 12, 13 maybe? and speaking of torrents, I think ThePirateBay is down..

I'm usually humming the riff for Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes, Or Sixteen Saltines by Jack White.

At 4/18/12 11:21 PM, Cactuar512 wrote:

At 4/18/12 11:19 PM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/18/12 10:42 PM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: It still has viewers, that's why.

IMO, J T is the biggest pile of crap I have seen since My Gym Partner's a Monkey.

Please don't remind of that train wreck of a show. It was so goddamn terrible...

**shudders** I remember the episode where they were eating asbestos off the ceiling thinking it was popcorn, at the time, I was much younger, and didn't know what it was, but now its just like, its a fucking kids show, thats fucking disgusting.

At 4/19/12 06:36 AM, tox wrote: i cant wait for my food to be done, its going to be so good when im eating it

make sense op?

um. im assuming that means you can't wait for it to come out and you believe its going to be a pretty good album. idfk.

Well, apparently, Jack White (former guitarist/singer for The White Stripes) has made a solo album that scheduled to release on the 23/24 called "Blunderbuss" (I've known this, it isn't anything new to me) and judging from the two singles released ( and the reviews by critics that have gotten a preview of the album) I'm pretty excited.
Any of my other fellow Newgrounders feel the same way?

At 4/18/12 03:29 PM, sorasword wrote:

At 4/18/12 04:31 AM, Dean wrote:

At 4/18/12 03:22 AM, Aci6 wrote: What is the mulitplayer?
Like what do you do?
And is the game worth buying?

I've been wondering the same thing. In fact, I only found out that there was a PSP port of ChinaTown Wars a few days ago. I hear there's still some mini-game type things in it that are obviously meant for a DS touch screen and feel a little out of place with the PSP's controls, but it seem to have decent ratings. I think Metacritic have it listed as one of the highest rated PSP games if I'm not mistaken and as I'm trying to flesh out my PSP collection with some better titles, I might have to add it to the list.

In terms of PSP multiplayer, is it just a case of signing in to PSP and it does some matchmaking? I've never really tried using my PSP online.

You have to add people to your friends list in order to play online, as far as I know, there are 3 game modes. Defend the Base, Stash Dash and Single Race. Defend the base is like trying to survive against the cops, I'm really not sure what Stash Dash is, but i presume its has something to do with transporting drugs, and single race is self explanatory. Also, the game is very good even without the touch controls, it is a little awkward when having to hotwire a car using the little joystick nub, but its still a great game, and the graphics are leaps and bounds above the DS version, but gameplay is more important. So really the only difference is that the DS version has more gameplay options, while the PSP has better graphics. But I would strongly recommend getting it. Also, if you haven't, try getting either GTA Vice City Stories or Liberty City Stories on PSP. Both fantastic PSP games and GTA games as well.

And on terms on what you do in the game, it has the usual GTA style missions (Drive somewhere, do this, Blow this thing up, Kill that person, etc) But whats interesting about this game (and idk if this is in any of the other gta games) is that it has a sort of economic system, with buying and selling drugs. It may sound kind of boring, but the feeling of getting an email from a dealer saying they have a surplus of something (say like Acid) and you can buy it extremely cheap, then going to another dealer and making double or more by selling it, especially if they're in the market of buying that type of drug at that particular time. The game in a nutshell is basically GTA 2 with cartoonish graphics and drug dealing. The only negative thing about this game is that the radio stations don't have any DJ's or any licensed music. Most likely because of the DS's small cartridge space. But that being said the PSP would have that required space, but its really not a big deal, and there's also a station dedicated to Deadmau5. But yeah, there's alot of content and time you can put into this game, and from what I've heard, the story aspect of the game is about 12 hours, but with that being said all of the other things you can do (like in any typical GTA game) really add to the replay value of the game.

At 4/18/12 04:31 AM, Dean wrote:

At 4/18/12 03:22 AM, Aci6 wrote: What is the mulitplayer?
Like what do you do?
And is the game worth buying?

I've been wondering the same thing. In fact, I only found out that there was a PSP port of ChinaTown Wars a few days ago. I hear there's still some mini-game type things in it that are obviously meant for a DS touch screen and feel a little out of place with the PSP's controls, but it seem to have decent ratings. I think Metacritic have it listed as one of the highest rated PSP games if I'm not mistaken and as I'm trying to flesh out my PSP collection with some better titles, I might have to add it to the list.

In terms of PSP multiplayer, is it just a case of signing in to PSP and it does some matchmaking? I've never really tried using my PSP online.

You have to add people to your friends list in order to play online, as far as I know, there are 3 game modes. Defend the Base, Stash Dash and Single Race. Defend the base is like trying to survive against the cops, I'm really not sure what Stash Dash is, but i presume its has something to do with transporting drugs, and single race is self explanatory. Also, the game is very good even without the touch controls, it is a little awkward when having to hotwire a car using the little joystick nub, but its still a great game, and the graphics are leaps and bounds above the DS version, but gameplay is more important. So really the only difference is that the DS version has more gameplay options, while the PSP has better graphics. But I would strongly recommend getting it. Also, if you haven't, try getting either GTA Vice City Stories or Liberty City Stories on PSP. Both fantastic PSP games and GTA games as well.

Anybody?

Hey NG, recently, I got Gta chinatown wars (psp) (i know its old dont judge.)
I'm kinda bored, and was wondering if anybody would be interested in playing some multiplayer, We'd have to add each other over the rockstar social club or psn, so anyone that's interested pm me Your username (ill respond with mine)
and we can get a game going.

I would go to the bank and get it all in singles, put it in a pool, and swim in the money.

LIKE A BOSS

bought a game called exit for ds for about $2 it was really beat up though

At 9/30/11 02:05 PM, dariod wrote: that must be annoying but my eyes are perfectly fine

Mine are too, I have 20/20 vision.

Ok, so today I went to the eye doctor for my yearly eye exam, and then they have to dialate (or whatever) my eyes, its basically something they put in your eyes so your pupils get larger and they can see inside them. Well, when they do this your vision becomes all blurry and you cant read or see clearly for a couple of hours. I fucking hate this, the only way i can get past this is by using a magnifying glass and sticking it right in front of my eyes and squinting really hard. Who else hates when they get their eyes dialated?

At 9/28/11 06:20 PM, Lorkas wrote: Just answer the goddamn question.

You're Gettin MUGGED!!!
No You're Getting Mugged.
OMG HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!!

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Question to discuss:
If Stranger 1 And Stranger 2 had a baby. What would they name it?
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Chuck Testa
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Stranger 2 has disconnected

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If im a stranger, then what are you?
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Ct 8? wow. my state isnt as stupid as i thought it was

I would only care if that was the only place to watch the newest AVGN episodes, but since he has his own website that has all of them i really dont care

At 6/24/10 02:17 PM, Makeshift wrote: stuff

You know, you could have brought the ice cream downstairs before you applied your deodorant..

Its not worth it... I think its a stream of the game being played on another computer and the computer mimics your button presses. I believe this because I demoed onlive on a computer that can barely play minecraft and was able to play Fear 3. Does that make any sense? And besides you have to pay a monthly fee while you could just buy the game and only pay once.

or you could get gamefly

I cant buy it because i Dont have a credit card... i have enough to buy it in amazon payments but i dont have the credit card to verify my purchase

I once thought beer was root beer (I had gone to a resturaunt that served root beer in glass bottles that looked exactly like what a beer bottle would look like) When I drank it I thought someone put poison or something in it cause it tasted weird.

The Most Epic song Ive ever heard is Moon Over the Castle (link here)

At 7/25/11 01:12 PM, DudeWheresMyJew wrote: What are some of the TV theme songs/intro songs you enjoy the most, or remember the most?

The Ducktales Theme Song, The Code Lyoko theme song, The Animaniacs theme song, The Transformers Cartoon Theme song, The Jimmy Neutron theme song, The Spongebob Squarepants theme song, The Rugrats Theme song, anndd thats about it.

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Has anyone ever read those Choose your own adventure books as a kid? I'd always end up getting killed in them... Do they make books like that anymore?

Air Conditioning FTW.

crank dat shit up