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This kid has a reply to that.

Why? What if I just decided that you failed, huh?

Think about that.

On February 12th, It's my 2 year anniversary on Newgrounds.
On the 13th, It's my Birthday. Yey.
On the 14th, It's valentines day. Not as important as the other two though.

2 Years on NG? Why am I only on level 7 then?
I don't know.

Good things for me.

The best thing to do is just say "Hey, I'm not a kid, stop treating me like one."

It's a mothers natural instinct to be overly-helpful (To the point of being annoying)

So yeah, just tell her. She'll understand. mothers like to see their kids acting mature and independent.

Well first off, you just gotta play it cool. Whatever you do, don't say something like "Oh, hey you wanna go do something later." Just when you meet her. Because they'll feel..uneasy. Just give them time.

Got anything to ask, just tell me. I can help.

Who let Skull Kid where the mask?

Alright I'm getting the giants. Gimme 3 days.

The Man, The Dog, and the Ciminal

In New York City, there lived a man. While this man wasn't poor, he didn't have much money. Everyday he would go to the middle of the street, and play a song. He didn't want the money, he loved the music.

One fateful day, he was playing his instrument, and along came the cutest little puppy. He was black and brown, he was small, and had the loudest bark. He had a collar, and attached to it was a small note which said "Give good care." The man named him Max. When the man returned home he showed the dog to his wife and 2 girls. It was a happy time. But the calm always came before the storm.

As he went in the middle of the street, he heard gunfire. He looked down the alley, and saw a hooded man carrying a gun. To his side was a bleeding woman. She was dead. Max the puppy, as if to scare the criminal, made a loud bark. The police heard it, and as the sirens came on the hooded man left the scene, and threw the gun to the man. One the police arrived, they all thought it was him who shot that woman. The man would go to jail.

His trial did not go well. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. His girls where crying, as was his wife.Max the dog, who felt a spiritual bond with him, would not give up. He would find the criminal.

With his only clue being the criminals scent, the dog set off. Looking through the streets and through the alleys, he found nothing. But then it happened. Max smelled the criminal. As he rushed to where the scent came from Max found him. Sitting in a coffee shop. Max rushed up and tugged on his leg. Barking and growling. The criminal realized something, that this was the dog from before.He picked him up and ran out.

Max gave off a few loud barks, loud enough to be heard a block away. One police officer was around the corner as he came to investigate. "Shut up dog!" the criminal screamed. The cop saw him and took him to the police station, not to be put to jail, but for questioning. Upon taking a finger print he noticed something. These where the smae prints as on the crime scene!

The criminal wouldn't give up just yet. Before he waas put into handcuffs he took out his gun and shot Max. "That dog...deserved that." The man was freed from jail. Max had sacrificed himself for his master. The man, his wife, and children would always feel a deep sadness because of the lost of Max.

"Rest in peace" The man said as his final goodbye. "My dear friend."

The End

It's either cuz he's a nazi or just retarded.

School of all kind is a bitch.

Nothings fair.

I got a detention for not doing 3 math problems.

Not really. Having a 12 year old pregnant or something isn't good.

I'm always on the computer.

I also play lots of videogames.

Because of this my eyes are garbage.

Not sure. Possibly because I really loved sonic when I made the name. Weasel I'm not sure.