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18 years ago, a miracle was brought into this world. A prodigy of awesomeness, given but one simple purpose by his True Source - to make the world just a little bit more kickass.
However, there existed a problem. A problem so potentially dangerous that it could have destroyed the world as we know it in a matter of a very long time; for this boy, he was... TOO awesome. To present him in a land where he could be immediately available sexually would prove to be the boon and doom of the majority of the male population as we know it, as women everywhere would flock to his blessedly-gigantic member in anticipation of birthing their spawn by his influence. Yet in his fragile state it would take but one man's vengeance to lead to his undeserved death, and so he needed time. Time to mature, to grow, and to strengthen himself, until he could at last fend off any intruders for the sake and well-being of his many, many girlfriends. And so his True Source located him within the United States, where the law would protect his manliness - and his member - for as long as humanly possible.
Today, that protection ends, and his deity-inspired awesomeness can now unleash its full potential upon our world.
For today, T-N-T turns 18.
Brace yourselves, fair people, as you gaze upon the image of that which was sent here to make you realize just how AWESOME something can truly be. Revel in his mastery of the guitar, his fluency and words, and realize that, yes, there truly is a God. Because only he could make something.... this awesome.
Happy birthday, T-N-T. May the women be gentle and the cake, even sweeter.
Hey there, fellow Newgrounders! This message is going out to everyone on here who happens to still play Super Smash Brothers Brawl on a semi or regular basis, as I need YOUR help to train for an upcoming college campus-wide solo tournament with a cash prize up for grabs!
The request is simple: If you have Brawl, enjoy playing it often, and want to help me prepare for the upcoming tourney, please post your Friend Code here so I can add you. If you're someone I've already had on my list, let me know so I can still expect (a.k.a. not delete) you.
I promise to give you a good run for your money; in a recent Team tournament, with a LAST MINUTE PARTNER, I still managed to nab 4th place out of 21 total teams. I realize that online lag makes it different, but I'll still do my best to adapt anyway. I'll be using the same character every time, so feel free to throw whatever you want at me!
My friend code is 5198-2089-4611, so let me know if you're up for some mano-a-mano training!
I'm assuming that somewhere around the world, someone's going to receive a gift or two soon, so I hereby open this thread for everyone to share and brag about the wonderful gifts, gadgets, and (possibly) grand amount of cash they received.
If you're looking for nice, happy, joyful cheer, that's over here <3
I shall post myself once our rather large family finally celebrates the occasion, but for now I leave it to you; the only thing I've received so far is a pair of "Xmas pajama pants" I will be wearing as I sleep tonight. Apparently it's a family tradition - who knew?
Merry Christmas, Newgrounds! May your stomachs be well filled, and your insatiable desire to be spoiled even more so!
