if you join the navy or air force, will they pay for your schooling like the army does?

That movie was unbelievably hilarious! Will ferrel is the best comedian out there today. His naked ass made for quite a few laughs. Vince Vaughn is also the most wittiest son of a bitch around. Gotta love it. What did everyone else think about this movie?

I MOVE FOR THERE TO BE A CARL SECTION OF THE BBS DEDICATED TO HIM. TEH CARL IS TEH GOD!

I like them cuz they don't make the kind of shit thats rampant today, like those shitty metal bands such as saliva. It's music that you could listen to all day long. You can still hear the Rage roots that the band mainly evolved from, but Chris Cornell as frontman just makes the sound amazing. just like how Zach De La Rocha did for Rage. These two bands had two of the best frontmen of their generation. Listen to What You Are. That is an awesome song.

Their music kicks ass. They're one of the best bands to come along in recent years, outside of the original "Rage". Not too many bands around today can touch these guys.

The Police came to Neverland and took pictures of whatever they wanted and it inculded my buttocks, things, my penis and my extesnive collection of child porn. I was violated and molested by these police and i am angry!!

Teh Carl! (Bows down and praises teh Carl)

I know everyone loves Michael. Praise the child molester/king of pop. Member #1.

Finally, a nOOb no more.

At 2/9/03 10:34 PM, Kaosvibes wrote: Ok Ok
Considering All The People Who Love Family Guy
Ive Decided To Make A Club
The Site and Banner Are Currently Under Construction But Registrations Start Now

I'm in. Peter Griffin is God. That show was the best.

i got it the worst. I have to wake up everyday yo go to school at 5:00 in the morning. Today, i was woken up at 4:50 goddamn it!

Sun Jan 26,11:00 AM ET
CHICAGO, Illionis (Reuters) - Singer R Kelly, the famous recording artist facing child pornography charges in both Illionis and Florida, has released his brand new album today that he has been working on for almost two years. The album, which has already recieved acclaim from numerous music critics all over the world, is entitled "STATUTORY RAPE OF LIBERTY." The album will include numerous tracks where Kelly has collaborated with numerous stars, such as Paul Reubins, AKA Pee Wee Herman, Nate Newton, Ted Kazyncski, Sadaam Hussein, and previously recorded tracks by Jeffery Dahmer and Timothy McVeigh. The title track will be "STATUTORY RAPIST", recorded to the same tune as "THE WORLD'S GREATEST". Kelly has said that 20% of the proceeds will go to his court fees and to pay for his latest shipment of Chinese children prostitutes.

SONG LIST:
1.13 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
2.PLEASE DON'T CALL THE POLICE
3.I LOVE YOUR TIGHT KIDDIE TTWAT
4.10 YEAR OLDS TASTE GOOD
5.JEFFERY'S SONG
6.CHILD MOLESTER ANTHEM
7.I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T
8.KIDS BE HAVIN MY KIDS
9.CHINESE BOYS ARE THE BEST
10.RIPPIN THA HYMAN
11.I LIKE EM YOUNG
12.DONT SQUIRM BITCH
13.TEN YEAR OLD ANAL SEX
14.STATUTORY RAPIST

"I'm the worlds greatest.... Statutory rapist!!!"

Q: What would you call the Flinstones if they were black?

A: N*ggers

i saw that. I'm sorry but i don't know anything about midis. If i did i would help ya out. Im sure someone here knows.... if they're not busy abusing the stepchild to hentai.

it was rated arrrr!!!!!!!!!

teh carl is all powerful and great. i am slave to teh carl!

TEH CARL IS GOD!!

I want to have his children. Goddamn that slack jaw of his just pushes my buttons. I also love guys who live in their mother's trailer home and drive a tractor to work at mcdonalds. I also like how he drools everywhere and makes that sound like a beached whale when he has to think. I know you all feel the same way about this sex machine. JOSH BEDN IS GOD!!

what is your favorite part of his shows? I like beetlejuice. that guy is the funniest person alive. take your top off baby and let me see your breasts!

Hero- Chad Kroeger
Bother- Corey Taylor
Collective Soul- Run
Beck- Where it's at
Foo Fighters- My Hero
American Hi-Fi- Vertigo
Dynamite Hack- Boyz in tha hood
Fastball- The way
Weezer- Keep fishing

This petition is for Tricky the Clown to be: A)Taken off the Newground's tank logo, and B)Have all Tricky flash be removed from the site. I feel that this whole thing has gone on for far too long and now its just plain dumb. I believe that other people on this site can say the same thing. So the brothers Fulp, please look at this and see what the people say about this subject. If you feel the same way I do, then please sign this petititon.

so I hear from Ralph Dykes the man of the hour at the tower

making funny sounds while squeezing the tubes of toothpaste that line the walls of their swimming pool full of jello and gummi bears that they stole from a 60 year old construction worker in Iowa while he was at the monster truck rally with his lover bubba who happens to be a vigilante hot dog vendor outside of mr. wong's house of shoes and noodles on the corner of 51st and 2nd which used to be the cave of jenkins the homeless crime fighter who stopped the evil captain morgan from destroying the world with a army of homosexual buffalo which came from the farm of zeke and jim boy in dallas where they would raise cattle tigers and orcas to be used in movies like attack of the killer tomatoes 7 which just happened to be directed by samuel adams who likes to collect squirrels who just happen to be the squirrels who were break dancing on the walnut floor while high on life and airplane glue. do you follow me tony if not then get off of my hover board or else i will crayola you to death and send you to zimbabwae where the pygmy aborigiones will skewer you with candy canes and offer you to their god of santa claus who will enslave you and make you work as his farm boy with rudolph the red nosed raindeer making you his bitch while he snorts cocaine and watches the world chainsaw champoinships on tnn. if this ever happens to you, just run. just run.

hitler is gay, just like jesus, moby, roseanne, the dog from air bud, arabs, double headed dildos, cottage cheese and frank the old homeless guy. booya! believe dat!

My video teacher made a racist remark to the jews. We were gonna watch movies from http://www.bmwfilms.com, you know, the car maker. Well he told us it stood for Bavarian Motor Works, and my friend next to me says, "Yeah! Those are the Nazis!" Then my teacher says "No, that was the Volkswagen. That was the "people's car." Then out of nowhere he says "Now Braun, he made the ovens." I was in shock. There were two jewish people in that class, including my other friend. He didn't even respond because he was so shocked. Of course, this came from the same teacher that asked if midgets had midget sex off camera when they weren't working, and the man who shot the worst piece of video ever made called "Wasted!: Guns, teens, lives and dreams." If you want a good laugh, go buy this POS at any store like Ebay or search for it on the web. Good times guranteed!

i feel that bill and ted are not well represented on newgrounds. outside of mr. t vs. hitler, i have not seen them in any other pieces of flash work. bill and ted must live on forever! wyld stallions are most excellent! whoa!

post your very favorite anime chick picture and see how it stacks up to the rest of the competition.

Kill Whitey!!

haha

RIP ALF!!