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Or Return Of The King?

At 8/6/13 07:37 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote:

At 8/6/13 07:35 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

BONUS for naming the movie in which this quote is used!

clerks

Good job mah boy, your reward is....

Absolute Jack shit....

Which is what you are,a big stinky pile of horse shit, other shits look up to you for inspiration on how to be more of a piece of shit then they already are.

At 8/6/13 07:34 PM, ChillyMcHotpants wrote:

At 8/6/13 07:04 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote: You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.

That's right. I went there!

“You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, TehPoptartKid?"

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

BONUS for naming the movie in which this quote is used!

At 8/6/13 03:37 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 8/6/13 03:26 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 8/6/13 03:07 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 8/6/13 03:06 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

And your'e a retard who should kill themselfs.

Your thread sucks and your English is broken.

Like that?

Jeez, dude, that was kind of harsh. I mean, I understand the English thing, but....wow bro. That's pretty rough.

Heh, I thought it was funny. We were joking after all. I actually quite enjoy this thread and, unfortunately, you made two glaring grammatical errors and I just happened to be the guy under you so...

Yeah.

You do realize that I made this thread? Which means, that since I am under you.....

You are a faggot, you talk too much and since I have met you on the forum, you seem to get stupider and stupider as time
goes by. That's probably why you have no friends, your parents are alcoholics, and no one will ever, ever love you. Not even in your wildest dreams could you get any of the respect that everyone else on the forum has. Frankly, Fuck you.

At 8/6/13 03:07 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 8/6/13 03:06 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

And your'e a retard who should kill themselfs.

Your thread sucks and your English is broken.

Like that?

Jeez, dude, that was kind of harsh. I mean, I understand the English thing, but....wow bro. That's pretty rough.

At 8/6/13 01:12 PM, Zehoan wrote:

At 8/6/13 12:32 PM, CrazyRock wrote:

At 8/6/13 12:29 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

Your icon is not nice to look at either, so I suggest you change yours too.

Your icon look ugly with the blue tint, so you should change yours too.

Nah, his is cool.
Yours looks like a holocaust victim.

And your'e a retard who should kill themselfs.

At 8/6/13 02:50 AM, Sucker-of-Dicks wrote:

At 8/6/13 02:45 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/6/13 02:42 AM, NintendoSword64PSP wrote: you have wii fit trainer ecchi therefore you suck

you fuck piglets while yodeling

You just love to change my username around, don't you?

Why would any one want to do that?

It is really not that hard

Belize
Beninoros
Republic of the Congo
Cote d'Ivoire
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Egypt
Fiji
Greece
Holy See
Hong Kong
Kosovo
Lesotho
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg
Mexico
Brunei
Burundi
Chile
Morocco
Niger
Peru
Philippines
Seychelles
Sweden
Timor-Leste
Togo
Turkey

At 8/6/13 02:45 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/6/13 02:42 AM, NintendoSword64PSP wrote: you have wii fit trainer ecchi therefore you suck

you fuck piglets while yodeling

And you suck him off while he fucks piglets

At 8/5/13 08:45 PM, anyapple wrote:

At 8/5/13 08:40 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:42 PM, anyapple wrote: That's not an insult, it's a threat.

n00b

This guy.

Indeed

Eat a dick, queer muffin.

At 8/5/13 08:40 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:42 PM, anyapple wrote: That's not an insult, it's a threat.

n00b

This guy.

Shut the fuck up you shit eating russian.

At 8/5/13 07:18 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:16 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:15 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:13 PM, zmatt007 wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:11 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:09 PM, Lemonardo wrote: You are a nice person.

My dick is bigger than yours.

What if thats a female and has no dick?

Then my statement still holds true.

Demonsremorse huh? Your mom feels remorse, because you were born,

My mother is dead, and the irony in all this is that I feel no remorse for that.

Your mother on the other hand called me after you were born to be your daddy.
I told her I don't breed faggots.

Damn man...that was some pretty heavy shit. I think I'm going to kill myself now.
Fuck...dude, why do you gotta go and say shit like that?

At 8/5/13 07:15 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:13 PM, zmatt007 wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:11 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote:

At 8/5/13 07:09 PM, Lemonardo wrote: You are a nice person.

My dick is bigger than yours.

What if thats a female and has no dick?

Then my statement still holds true.

Demonsremorse huh? Your mom feels remorse, because you were born,

Your'e a fatass

This is a fun new game (not a flame war, but a game) in which you insult the person
above you! Don't take it personally, just diss other people! It's simple! You can insult them
based on their profile picture, flash movies or games, or just their posts on the forums!

Don't take any of this seriously though, it is just a game.

Let's begin!

At 8/4/13 01:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish the USA had a better functioning government.

Granted, China takes over the US.

I wish for porn.

At 8/3/13 12:21 AM, SexualEmo wrote: So my 47 year old uncle is getting married to a really hot 32 year old woman who is super hot and has a great job. My uncle is sort of a loser who was in a band, never really did anything, and works at a book store. I can't see why she wants to marry him.

What do I do?

Pics?

At 8/1/13 05:34 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 8/1/13 05:25 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish it would stay nice and cool here.

Granted, the weather stayed prefect forever. Right after you died from absolutely no cause. It must have been an act of god!

I wish for a good kind gentle non-volient generous act of god. One that benefits all manof kind.....and I only mean men.

Granted, god goes back in time and stops Hitler from starting the haulocaust, at first this was amazing, since it prevented WW2 but then that meant that no one stopped the soviet union, and they destroyed the united states and became a world super power. Good Job, dick.

I wish I had 50 cents.

At 7/31/13 04:54 PM, sweet21 wrote: Solar flares are fucking assholes, albeit they have yet to break anything I own, but just the thought of an unblockable attack that causes 9999 damage to all electronic devices. That sounds totally garbage.

Your personifying solar flares? I believe they are not assholes, they're....black holes.

Hahaha, get it? Hahaha, space joke. -_-

At 7/31/13 12:29 AM, fuzzum111 wrote:

At 7/30/13 11:35 PM, somespammer224 wrote: Well, we are all officially screwed, in the worst news ever, The sun has lost a chunk of itself, which is now hurtling itself towards us at two million miles per hour. Sweet Jesus.

It's not like the sun is a bubbling mass of gas or anything.

Do you even understand how the sun works? It's not a physical gargantuan hunk of land-mass flying at us, it's a massive, well not even really for the sun, from what we are being told, it's a chunk of radiation flying at us. Waves of energy, not a massive pulsing mass of molten plasma ready to disintegrate us. That is not how stars work.

Well, of course I knew that. It being radiation makes it okay? Mr.Scientist, I may this might go against your degree in retardology, but radiation is kind of dangerous.

Well, we are all officially screwed, in the worst news ever, The sun has lost a chunk of itself, which is now hurtling itself towards us at two million miles per hour. Sweet Jesus.

At 7/30/13 11:18 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/30/13 09:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/30/13 03:31 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote: I wish I could see Mario and Link have an epic battle on the street.

Granted, you are their punching bag.

I wish for a punching bag.

Granted, but you break your knuckles punching it, because it has rocks inside it.

I wish I could change my life without it going wrong.

Granted, it don't go wrong, it goes right...onto a fourway intersection where you get hit by a bus.

I wish for the next person to reply to my wish. (corrupt that,bitchez)

At 7/28/13 10:02 PM, Bryan wrote: Most restaurants I go to serve Cook, although I typically prefer Pepsi. I'll drink Mountain Dew if they have it though.

Well yeah, I'm pretty sure all resturaunts cook....doofus.

At 7/29/13 02:32 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/29/13 09:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/28/13 02:00 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for tea.

Granted, it's damn old and tastes like piss.

At 7/28/13 09:31 PM, somespammer224 wrote: I wish I could fix my messed up screen resolution.

Granted, but afterwards you can't start your computer any more.

I wish to get a well working computer for free.

Granted, but it unexpectedly explodes.

I wish for a can of soda.

The soda is piss flavor

I wish for a fully cooked hotdog that I can eat without event with fresh mustard on it, AND NOTHING ELSE.

My soul.

Good thread idea BTW

At 7/28/13 09:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/28/13 08:25 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/28/13 08:17 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 7/28/13 08:11 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish everyone would skip everyone's wishes.

That last asshole didn't make a wish.

I wish I was a giant monster.

Granted, but you collapsed from your own body weight.

I wish no one would be able to make wishes anymore except me.

Granted, but every time you make a wish it corrupts itself. This goes for all the wishes you make, including the one where you wished that only you can make wishes. As part of the wish corruption, everyone is unable to make a wish, but only for 5 seconds.

I wish I had the ability to give people nightmares.

Granted, but the only nightmares you can give, is to people that are afraid of fluffy pillows.

I wish I could fix my messed up screen resolution.

At 7/25/13 12:59 PM, ManDeep wrote:

At 7/25/13 12:48 PM, BigFatKid wrote: The suspected gunman, described as an African-American male in his 40s, about 5-feet-8-inches, and with a stocky build.

Why does he have to be black you fucking racist.
Since when do black people commit mass shootings anyway? It's always honkeys who do stuff like that.

First of all, your'e a fucking racist for saying honkey.

What about Colin Ferguson? Shelly Brooks? Derrick Lee? The Zebra Killings? (over 70 people, all white killed)

Yeah, fuck off you racist dumbass.

At 7/19/13 05:44 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/19/13 02:49 PM, tox wrote:

At 7/19/13 02:38 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
how drunk wasent i last night

Great. Now I'm seeing ponies. What the hell did I smoke last night?

Really man, why does this keep happening?

At 7/19/13 12:01 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:27 AM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/19/13 10:04 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I rewish the wish I made before (look above, I'm too lazy to type it again).

wish I had the powers of all superheroes combined, without their weaknesses or any other bad side-effects

Granted, but you explode from all power.

I wish for butts.

Granted, but you are now afraid of butts.

I wish for a new laptop that's not a piece of shit.

Granted, you get a new laptop thats a PILE of shit.

I wish for sexy straight women, who don't have penises, and think Im sexy and want to have sex with me.

At 7/19/13 04:55 AM, PannedCakes wrote:

At 7/19/13 04:53 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/19/13 04:52 AM, PannedCakes wrote:

Kill it, cut it up, grill it in tin foil, and eat it.

Why is there a my little pony reject in my bed?

wat

buttrape

Yep

"Why the hell are you watching someone buttrape someone?, In my bed"?