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Guys, you're slipping from the rules and this is just becoming a flame war, calm it. Remember to only insult the person above you, not everyone else.

Anyways, you are a stupid fucking unoriginal pansy who can't make up his own stuff so he just rides on the dick's of others.

At 4/14/14 06:00 PM, wolfe wrote: This ain't very insulting... so lets be nice. I love your icon :)

Your mother doesn't love you.

At 4/13/14 07:49 PM, InsaneRhyming wrote: How would you see or hear that his mirror broke when he looked in it? You're a liar!

You're a nerd.

At 4/13/14 01:18 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/13/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/13/14 12:17 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish to have THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

Granted, but you also look like He-Man now.

How is that a corruption, lol, I'll take it.

At 4/13/14 01:15 PM, mentlegens wrote:

I wish corrupt meant something good.

Granted, you are thrown into "opposite world." Enjoy the madness.

I wish my motorcycle was a living Autobot friend.

Granted. It has a strange habit of Eating Children and then throwing their corpses in your front lawn.

I wish Jessica Alba would blow me.

At 4/12/14 10:25 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

You kill people and use their skulls as your user icon.

You like dick.

Alright guys, calm yourselves a bit, it's just a game, remember?

Anyway, all of you are fucking disgusting, if you get entertained from insulting other people, without any consideration for their personal life or emotional state. Fuck all of you and you can all suck on my scrotum, you asswipes.

Alright, who's up? :D

At 4/8/14 07:39 PM, LucidShadowDreamer wrote: No saatana, äläs nyt rupee vittuilemaan sinä siellä!! Perkelen hurri >:(
Leikisti siis vaan, tietenkin, niin kuin varmaan ymmärrät... Homo! Tää on nyt varmaan mun vimppa saamarin kirjoitus tässä osaa foorumeista, mutta pitäkää hauskaa!! Lyödäänkö vetoa että joku krijoitta tuhmia meidän kielestä tän jälkeen >:)

Eheheheh good one..wait.

English mother fucker! Do you speak it?

You suck and you can't even speak english.

At 4/8/14 02:31 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

Sir you have a boner on your face

learn to use the pms you nemerod.

Goddamnit, you're even too stupid for a thread like this.

Judging by your username, you have no life and you spend all your time on NG.

Well fuck...I can't think of a good comeback.

Ah yeah..

Pal, eat a DICK

k9beast.com

You know, unless you're into that kind of shit.

At 4/8/14 12:30 AM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 4/8/14 12:25 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I owned a perfectly functional P-51 Mustang for me to fly safely whenever I want.

granted,but you don't know how to fly it and you crash minuets after take off.
i wish i had the powers from the matrix

Granted, but you can never control when they will or won't be used.

I wish I had a chocolate ice cream cone that wasn't infected or tampered with in anyway, on an equally healthy waffle cone, which I got from a normal ice cream vendor, who isn't living a double life. And I want to be able to eat the ice cream/

At 9/22/13 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/22/13 11:32 AM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 9/22/13 05:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/21/13 07:37 PM, Nor wrote:

At 9/21/13 07:35 PM, Entice wrote: Wow not even 1k posts what a nub

You are a prick

And you'd like to have one.

Bite me, chum.

Nope, rather not. Your stink makes me faint.

You suck so FUCKING much, I'd revive a dead thread just to make sure you know that no one loves you.

At 4/7/14 09:18 PM, Shade wrote: ITT: White middle class males complaining about how much they get discriminated against.

Oh come the FUCK on.

Even as a huge supporter of civil equality, and an avid MLK fan, I call BS on this. In this thread, yep, that's right. But guess what? In every other neighborhood in the world with someone black in it? It's "Man these white people are a bunch of assholes". But when white people get offended it's suddenly wrong?

I thought the whole point was racial equality, but it seems to me african-americans are beginning to believe they should be the "master-race".

At 4/4/14 10:36 PM, Decimating wrote: College is better than high school by a long shot.

This.

At 4/3/14 10:28 PM, Richard wrote:

At 4/3/14 10:17 PM, Boomstick wrote: Try adding a partner into the bedroom.

She's bisexual, but honestly, I'd rather just have a completely different partner altogether. It's clear she's not going to change her habits for me.

If you feel she's not dedicated to the relationship, you have no other choice then to break up with her. I was GOING to say that you shouldn't dump her based solely on her sexual habits, but from what you've said, she has much more problems then that.

Final choice is yours though,

Personally, I think it's sort of strange, but to each his own. I suppose if their personality is well enough, it'd be okay as long as they didn't try to cram the whole furry thing down my throat.

I thought the bud light commercials so far were pretty funny, expecially with Arnold.

Seahawks are going to win.

At 12/22/13 03:03 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 12/22/13 02:57 PM, LightningLion wrote:
I wish the washing machine in my apartment wasn't as loud as a hurricane.

Granted. An actual Hurricane plows through your neighborhood, ignoring all geographical contradictions to its existence. The sound is deafening, and your washing machine, as well as the majority of your property, is destroyed...

...your washing machine is now as quiet as a mouse...

I wish the X-Men were real!

They are. But they hate you, and everyone else for that matter, including themselves.

They become Emo and kill themselves.

I wish that I was black.

At 12/10/13 09:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/10/13 09:33 PM, BugDoesMinecraft wrote:

At 12/10/13 05:42 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

I wish it was possible to manually pick out and erase certain memories from your own mind.

Wish granted, but the only memories that you can pick and erase are the memories from when you were asleep.

I wish that everyone on Earth had a billion dollars each, but they could only use it for the right purposes.

Granted, but there is now a massive inflation. The dollar bills lose their value and become worthless.

I wish I could live an extra 100 years without aging.

Granted, the stipulation being you have to be hit by a car every morning of your 100 years.

I wish my wish was impossible to corrupt.

At 12/8/13 08:16 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: i don't think i've ever said anything which has legitimately offended anyone since being a considerate & humble human being i take care not to disrespect or tread on others lol

--supergandhi64

The fact that you put your name at the end of every fucking post you write annoys me enough for it to be offensive.

And for the most offensive thing I've ever said?

This foster kid who's mom got sent to prison, he told me that "My mom was bad in bed" So i said.
"At least my mom was good in court."

At 12/8/13 05:59 PM, YomToxic wrote:

At 12/8/13 01:53 PM, KingWin wrote: I wish for Christmas to be 10 times a year (randomly)

Wish granted. But you never get any presents.

I wish for a kilo of endurium.

Granted. You never lose your virginity....ever...just no.

I wish for a hot girlfriend with an amazing personality with nice tits and a vagina, that does not have a dick growing out of it. And dont have unessacary body hair or extra limbs or is anything other than a normal human.

At 9/6/13 11:59 PM, ChopstickClock wrote:

At 9/6/13 08:18 PM, The-Act wrote: He's not a poet, but you sure are a d-bag.

A feeble insult

The Act, far from amusing

simply appears gay...

d-bag.

Nice job not using proper capitalization. You eat a dick, dumbass.

At 9/1/13 10:08 AM, supermofo wrote:

At 9/1/13 09:55 AM, kanef wrote:

no man should have that much power

i.e. you suck

kanef, I have a very important message for you.

Take it from here, George Takei...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ

Pfft looser.

At 8/29/13 12:13 PM, CreepyJ wrote: Lassie is right again

Well you can go eat a dick, shitbag.

At 8/22/13 06:39 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

At 8/22/13 05:34 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 8/22/13 04:23 PM, Elitistinen wrote: A Sonic fan girl without and original name, just like her period.

I had sex with your wife, mom, and sisters all at the same time. Please ask them to stop calling me.

How bad did your penis bleed? The women in my family have iron vaginas.

More liek Iron dicks, cause youre a fag. So eat a huge one, you fuckernutter

Eight Days and still going strong?

I'd just like to thank the mods, for not locking this thread,
and my mom for telling me to never give up,

but not you guys, you fucking suck.

At 8/9/13 06:41 AM, Morticai wrote:

At 8/8/13 10:35 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 8/8/13 05:40 PM, somespammer224 wrote:

At 8/8/13 05:39 PM, FBIpolux wrote: You're all lame. Especially you, guy above me. And OP. And ZJ.

I am the OP you ignorant nub.

do i look like i give a fuck

You look like a degenerate punk with a homo avatar and a shitty nondescript username.
It really doesn't look like you give a fuck, but not in a Fonzie cool way, in a dweeby "my little pony" nerd ass bitch way.
Pic related, it's you in your finest hour.

Wow bro, what a faggot, why would you find a picture of penis on the internet? I bet you choke dick. You penis choking shlong licking faggot ass cock muncher,

At 8/8/13 05:39 PM, FBIpolux wrote: You're all lame. Especially you, guy above me. And OP. And ZJ.

I am the OP you ignorant nub.

At 8/8/13 09:41 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I'm by no means a statwhore, but 100 posts in 13 years is pretty damn weak.

And your'e a gay sissy boy who sleeps with his mommy.

At 8/7/13 08:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/7/13 03:01 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: What you really need is a vasectomy. For you to reproduce would be equivalent to Mary Magdalene having an abortion and Fetus Jesus reviving himself on a cross three days later, pissing out yellow vodka and dying of the aids his cross represented.

As graphic as it is, you are no less and certainly much more of a gratuitous wetmare of the most deranged and suicidally devious kamikaze and visceral engines of vomitous decreativity.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHQQQQQQQQq

You eat babies in tacos, you cannibalistic bastard! And you don't even share them with me, greedy piece of shit.

Of course you would want some, you fat ass lard choking piece of dick. I can't believe I ever let you into my life, cause you make me want to run through a bunch of thorny bushes, and then bathe in lemon juice, which afterwords I will hang myself with my own intestines, I fucking hate you so much, I fucking have wet dreams about beating the living shit out of you in many different ways. You cock munching dick swallowing fuck up.

:Oh I love this thread :D

At 8/6/13 10:47 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote:

At 8/6/13 09:10 AM, Mismo wrote: . Welsh

Welsh, the language of people from WALES.

Also, Republic of IrelAnd.

Are you fucking retarded?