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At 5/21/14 10:41 PM, MR-DOS wrote:

At 5/12/14 01:27 PM, Xenomit wrote: One in 20 people die from it.

One person dies an alcohol related death every 10 seconds.

Whelp, better drink some more to make us forget that it's deadly.

People who die from it die either because they were irresponsible about it or were killed by a drunk driver. That said, I believe more people die from alcohol and alcohol-related things than tobacco or weed.

Please don't try to change the subject to Tobacco/Marijauna. Keep on topic, all you'll do is start a huge argument.

On topic, it doesn't matter how dangerous something is. Even if it becomes illegal, people will still get ahold of the stuff, so what's the point of trying to do anything about it? Just look back at how well prohibition worked.

At 5/21/14 04:30 PM, CoolSuomiGuy wrote:

At 5/21/14 03:05 PM, finicalprickle wrote: Thats a pretty retarded notion

thats youre opinion but sciense is fact and fact is true. opinion is only opinion

I think the only truth here is that the rest of us can only read about twenty percent of what you're saying.

At 5/21/14 05:20 PM, ChaRee wrote: Should be no surprise. Alcohol is literally a toxin, high dosages can kill you. The blood brain barrier (the small membrane that blocks unwanted ions, amino acids and all round bad shit going to the brain) is unresponsive to alcohol. Meaning that shit goes right to the wrong areas, hence the easy drunk affect.

I work in a hospital and see far too many kids being thrown into ICU's after a "wacky night out" with friends. Laughs end when one of them comes close to dying or sadly in some cases, actually does die. About a month ago I saw a bloke, 30 something, hard drinker die after downing a pint of tequila. Doesn't matter how heavy or "sustained" a drinker you are, you're putting in a toxin.

I'm not against drinking, just be responsible. It's honest to god a fucking awful way to die.

This. I don't care if you have a few glasses of wine every once in a while at celebrations or holidays, but you need to know
when you should and shouldn't drink it. As ChaRee wrote, it's literally a fucking poison that you're putting into your body.

Jesus you guys are wealthy as fuck.

All I did for dinner was grilled chicken and fried asparagus.

Wait..she want's you to sleep over, with no intention to fuck?

You gotta dump this bitch, bro.

(Not that she's real, considering he's just whoring for attention)

I'd turn around, instantly deck you in the face. Then I'd whip my cock out and piss on your face, all the while leaning down and saying..

"If you were trying to do it without me noticing, I guess you did a "piss poor" job,"

Fuck it, I say let's do it.

At 12/17/13 12:11 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 12/17/13 11:56 AM, Phobotech wrote:

What's the likelihood of those hypothetical situations occuring? How often do armed riots break out in your immediate vicinity?

You've obviously never lived in Watts, LA.

Yeah, when I lived in Sacramento, I drove all the way to Oakland, and then when I got there, I suddenly forgot why I drove there in the first place. So I drove back, agitated. When I arrived home, I noticed that my front window was smashed. Then I remembered that I was to drive to Oakland to pick up the replacement.

If that don't seem bad, look up google map directions from Oakland to Sacramento, California.

At 5/19/14 12:34 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:

At 5/19/14 12:27 AM, somespammer224 wrote:

What are you, fucking twelve? Grow the fuck up you insecure little dickchoking faggot. Go knibble on a cock, you knobdiddling firefucker.

Justin Beaver can i please have your autograph

Oh we got a badass over here. Your jokes are about as original as your mother's virginity.

I love dick.

Well, you said it yourself bro, if that's how you like living your life, you go on right ahead. I don't even have to insult you there.

At 5/19/14 12:51 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 5/19/14 12:20 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

I'm the queen of the bbs world while you're a chat outcast
Dropping the chatbox must've been a fucking blast
I'm a killer with a nice cold flow thats mangable
The chat is getting shut down I see you being cynical
Your bars aren't sandable, Mines is expandable
My level is like your gender, ITS UNEXPLAINABLE

Go back to your throne "We fit to" 'torena?'
Am I mispronouncing your name little miss senorita?
In that case hand me a pussy margarita;
that's a hatchet dipped in flame to give you -
Paraplegia

At 5/19/14 12:25 AM, somespammer224 wrote: Cause now I relay the beat, now you all beatin' my meat,
my rhymes bust skeet out yo dick they so sweet
make you wish that the end of this rhyme would never happen
because the whole BBS sittin here admirin' my rappin,
because my rhymes so clean, flow like a distiller,
gonna knock yo ass out, like a bottle of painkillers.

And little "some spammer flaming flannigan" faggot
feels like flaming like a fag
raining some gay hate bragging;
Look I'm stabbing and I'm jabbing without me ever fragging
'cause your rapping already prove you aren't
even haggling

Your words are less threatening with every bar you are "Decimating"
The whole BBS thinks you were probably masturbating -
but who might be debating? Surely you're just parading
your knock-out's sour, like your raps:
you're just fading

Okay, look I'm sorry, don't mean to make you cry,
but you say that shit again I make sure you will die.
Insult my raps, when erry'one knows that they pimp?
Homie I beat you with a 2 by 4, give you a limp.
Cause you just shit, you ain't got no flow,
so stop talkin' wit you mouth, get on yo knees and blow
cause this dick is hard for sucking, and that's what you do
so just get up on my cock before I skull fuck you.

At 5/19/14 12:25 AM, DjGubkafish wrote:

What? You think that just because you drink cum instead of urine you're hot shit all of a sudden?

you're mean

I know you are but what am I?

What are you, fucking twelve? Grow the fuck up you insecure little dickchoking faggot. Go knibble on a cock, you knobdiddling firefucker.

Justin Beaver can i please have your autograph

Oh we got a badass over here. Your jokes are about as original as your mother's virginity.

At 5/19/14 12:20 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

At 5/18/14 03:00 PM, voltage wrote: K-winger you're such a Schrödinger;
Re-read my verse you missed word clinger;
I said Ted Cruz up against Rand Paul
what's this about Ayn Rand, who are you? Paul Wall?

What a diss, calling me an "Aesop Rock" wordplay biter?
Unlike you I pick up a pen; you're a fool and I'm a designer
You say climbin' rocks makes you a high risk taker?
get this -- my forty-five is called the Lone Ayatollah Undertaker

I'm the queen of the bbs world while you're a chat outcast
Dropping the chatbox must've been a fucking blast
I'm a killer with a nice cold flow thats mangable
The chat is getting shut down I see you being cynical
Your bars aren't sandable, Mines is expandable
My level is like your gender, ITS UNEXPLAINABLE

Voltage? More like vintage
You're more like a wired bfp
Yes I just said this

Netflix time being interrupted to take on a has been
Your flashing career looks like a mountain up in aspeen
listen, I don't think you can handle this going insane
Head back to the accient times thats were you came

Heres the beats!

Well damn my homie, looks like now I gotta say'
your rhymes are as shitty as a fag is gay,
Ain't bein P-Incorrect, just spreading the truth
gonna relay my message, both to you and yo' youth
because your bars suck ass, and I am proud to admit
that I ain't impressed by a bit of yo' two cent shit
cause it suck so bad, make me think you a cracka'
just sit there eatin' burgers on yo' PC, keep on gettin' fatta.

Cause now I relay the beat, now you all beatin' my meat,
my rhymes bust skeet out yo dick they so sweet
make you wish that the end of this rhyme would never happen
because the whole BBS sittin here admirin' my rappin,
because my rhymes so clean, flow like a distiller,
gonna knock yo ass out, like a bottle of painkillers.

At 5/19/14 12:15 AM, Vnzi wrote:

At 5/19/14 12:08 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: DO you always base your opinion on someone through articles ? You know those mostly used from entertainment or propaganda and rarely the truth

That is a stupid way of thinking, I mean clearly those people in the photos are BIG LIARS AND ARE JUST FORMS OF PROPAGANDA

I don't get why people can't even take photographic evidence clearly, and just ignore proof because "it's entertainment"

Not all news sources are like Fox News or the Daily Mail, you know.

Jesus Christ....the ignorance of some people never fails to astound me. Unless you live in Russia, a good 60 percent of everything you know about the place is bullshit. Most of what you see on TV is Propaganda. You honestly think if there was a country where you could go around killing people on the streets, that it'd be a world superpower? For fucks sake..

At 5/18/14 08:56 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:

At 5/18/14 08:13 PM, Quorthon wrote:

At 5/18/14 07:53 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 5/18/14 07:27 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Damn it you urine drinking, dickless, ass!

What? You think that just because you drink cum instead of urine you're hot shit all of a sudden?

you're mean

I know you are but what am I?

What are you, fucking twelve? Grow the fuck up you insecure little dickchoking faggot. Go knibble on a cock, you knobdiddling firefucker.

2. Read this topic and died of annul.

At 5/10/14 11:27 AM, Slint wrote: A whole new level of cancer.

Slint? More like slit, which is the orifice of yours that I'm going to shove my meat stick into.

Shut up. You have like two friends. One's imaginary and the other is your mom.

At 5/1/14 02:23 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 5/1/14 02:21 PM, FAYI wrote: It means that you're always bored , well, your life doesnt go far away from this

Thankfully you're not involved in my life

Do the world a favor and fuck yourself.

At 4/28/14 05:14 PM, Kwing wrote: No holding back!

@SolXeroEraser
Your verses barely rhyme and never show a shred of moxie
And you say you hit it big but I don't see the paparazzi
In fact it seems that you're the one that's looking up my location
'Cause you think I'm a little girl and your ass just got off probation

@Clamstuffer
Eight bars on a long I? That's an awfully long time
It seems you barely got by and now this thread is all mine
Your verse has got you going in an uncreative vector
Do you call yourself an MC or are you a porn director?

@somespammer224
The gold is in your mandible because you tried to bite me
If you're a pimp then I'm an animal you're lying just to spite me
You never cite your claims, saying you're good then falling silent
I want to see fact checkers research that before I buy it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tqJNHVDq0j
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/172285

Well shit my homie, guess you really don't suck.
But I ignore your skill cause I don't give a fuck.
You say I bit you? Yeah you're kinda right.
Cause knockin' up yo mom was a mouth only fight.

Yeah that's right my brotha, sure I went there.
You can respond right back, but I don't really care
Cause that's my style, the way that I rhyme.
I'd keep ownin' yo ass, but I ain't got the time.

At 4/28/14 04:28 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

At 4/28/14 03:08 PM, Conal wrote: What is your favourite Tom Fulp related fact?

mine is that he is the founder of newgrounds.com

I wish they made Tom Fulp action figures.

Damn no offense homies but ya'll are fuckin' terrible,
sittin there tryin' to rhyme while gold flows out my mandible,
Cause I'm sittin here layin under fat stacks of green,
as much and as ample as my rhymes are mean

Cause I'm a pimp, yeah, a real homie.
Don't care if you disagree you can blow me.
Cause my rhymes are good, no more needs to be said,
You fuck with my shit, I make sure you be dead.

At 4/27/14 05:17 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothin gonna stop me from molestin you
Titty fuckin you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles

What the actual fuck? I can't even think
of the whack ass shit that puts you to sleep
cause your thoughts are the dirtiest thing I ever saw
besides that one time when yo mom showed me her balls

But now I'm back, and I'm layin' it straight,
ignorin all the love, the respect and the hate
because it's not bout the bitches, it's bout the rhyme
but you can't handle yo flow, much less mine.

So now I'm looking, over all the raps
thinkin' bout how all of em are crap
and how I am way better than yall
and if you don't agree, suck my balls

Your rhymes don't make sense, none of yalls do.
I'll assassinate you fools like John Wilkes Booth
Yeah that's right cause I'm the one that's better
ya'll all white wannabe's, you not get the letter?

At 4/25/14 11:04 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 4/25/14 10:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/24/14 04:26 PM, GunWrath wrote: Cum guzzling shitfaced cunt

Now how unoriginal was that?

About as unoriginal as "NewgroundsMike."

You stuff clams up your ass.

Aw man this is bad, I can not believe
that nobody on this site can drop a damn beat
but I can promise you by the end of this skeet
Erry' one on the forum'll be beating my meat
because my rhymes are sweet and my beats are stellar
my melodies make you go deaf like hellen keller
but hey maybe Im being a dick, just a crank,
but Ill still hunt yo ass down like you're fuckin anne frank.

Cause I'm the real OG,
Yeah, A pimp MC
If you mess with me,
I'll rip out your ovaries.

Cause I ain't even lyin,
when I say that I aint tryin,
Cause my raps are really stylin
like yo mom was really cryin
when she heard that you were dyin'
from the time you spent tryin'
to get a decent lining on This.

Word.

Hmm..well he types with proper Grammar and Punctuation, so that's a plus.

Now someone just has to insult his mother and see how he reacts.

Welcome to Newgrounds!

Posting for a chance, never got the chance to buy any of these myself, so might as well give it a shot!

Anyway, congratulations on the good find, how much did they cost to buy?

At 4/20/14 08:59 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/20/14 08:56 AM, somespammer224 wrote: Yeah he's a pirate, he stole yo mother's booty if you get what I'm sayin'.

At least he gets someone who's not his own mother.

You should clone yourself, so you can go fuck yourself.

At 4/20/14 08:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/19/14 07:06 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:

At 4/19/14 05:50 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

Q: What's a horny pirate's best dream?

A: A sunken chest with no booty!

How do you know? Are you a horny pirate or what?

Yeah he's a pirate, he stole yo mother's booty if you get what I'm sayin'.

No way to reply to this in an unbiased manner, however I'll try my best.

Using kisame's format.

Cons: Hm..can't really think of any. Ah, so there's arrogance. Heavy sense of sarcasm. I have a habit of not checking for typos before entering something. I often get writers block, even with something as simple as a forum post. Other than my writers block, I'm very creative, yet waste my talents via procrastination. I suck at and hate math. Somewhat-immature. Much more cons than pro's. I also have a very short tolerance for ignorance and senseless debate, arguing, or nagging.

Pros: Despite writers-block habit, I'm very creative. I have an extensive vocabulary. My spelling is probably what you'd consider above-average, but not perfect. I have an abundance of knowledge, but only in specific subjects. I have a very large database of internal knowledge in the fields of Language Arts (Parts of speech, ect.) Computers, software, firearms, miltary, politics, and world affairs. According to friends, I can make a clever reference of joke about just anything, while making it sound smart at the same time.

Con: Did I mention arrogance?