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Response to: Legend of Korra Season 3 licked Posted June 12th, 2014 in General

What the fuck is Legend of Korra?

I'm confused.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted June 12th, 2014 in General

At 6/3/14 02:13 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/3/14 01:57 PM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:
At 6/3/14 01:50 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 6/3/14 01:48 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
You just insulted yourself.
Don't make me insalt you.
QUEER!
So? What are you, homophobic?

No but you're....fagaphobic.

Response to: the worst thing to say to any women Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/11/14 06:22 AM, Zachary wrote: I called a girl a hoe in 7th grade and got detention. Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made me do it.

Yo' called 'er a hoe? And 'den yo' got pinched? Shi'..we gots a playa' here.

Response to: I hate soccer Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/10/14 08:02 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: shame like 99% of the world absolutely adores the sport & actively takes part in it while Americans are stuck jerking each other off over football and hockey.

Bro. Two common misconceptions.

One: You need to remember us Americans are all right wing extremists that hate homosexuality with a KKK-like passion. So we would not jerk each-other off, we'd just fuck one-another's wife.

Two: What the fuck is Hockey? The only good thing about that game is when they beat the shit out of eachother.

Response to: Why Is Bacon So Popular? Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

Because it has a wikipedia page, why the hell else?

Response to: There r at least 4.5k furries on NG Posted June 11th, 2014 in General

At 6/11/14 06:28 AM, stevenman36 wrote:
NG also has, gays, lesbians, trannies and other stuff like that, I see no problem
Except being a furry isn't a choice.

Laughable.

Response to: Describe yourself in one word Posted June 10th, 2014 in General

Incarcerated.

Response to: Critique please! Posted June 4th, 2014 in Art

At 6/4/14 02:57 AM, xRagexShadey wrote: There are some differences I can see right away. some line details around the eyes, and the spacing of they brows. If you did not trace this and just drew how you said you did then it is good.

Yeah, you might notice I tried adding some more shading detail to the newer ones. These details make them look much better than my first two submissions, in my opinion.

Response to: Critique please! Posted June 4th, 2014 in Art

At 6/3/14 08:51 AM, Tofelium wrote: It looks like you just traced

http://tinyurl.com/ml3mwlp (Huey Freeman V3 submission)

http://tinyurl.com/m9l7cxb (Huey Freeman V2 submission)

What do you mean "Traced"? As in just drawing over the original image? I'm not sure how you would do that with a PC? I put the original image next to a blank section, and drew it. I used MS Paint, BTW, not Flash.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted June 3rd, 2014 in General

At 6/1/14 07:09 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 6/1/14 05:08 AM, Splats wrote:
At 6/1/14 01:59 AM, ProjectAwesomes wrote:
Really? You think that's the worst insult of all? Tell that to your mother next time you fuck her.

I sure will, right after I get your mother's mouth off my cock.

Response to: Critique please! Posted June 3rd, 2014 in Art

At 6/3/14 04:32 AM, somespammer224 wrote:

It didn't upload for some reason, so sorry for the Double Post!

Critique please!

Critique please! Posted June 3rd, 2014 in Art

Hello Art Forum! I haven't been scouted yet, so I'm hoping for some critique on my artwork here! I can only put one image in this post (As far as I know), but you can check out the rest of my work on my Art User Page!

So here it is, my newest piece. It's based on Huey Freeman from the Adult Swim TV show "The Boondocks".

Response to: Ever gone retard? Posted May 30th, 2014 in General

Once when I was 12, my best friend at the time dared me to stick my dick in a toaster soft, then try to pull it out while having an erection, long story short; I almost lost my penis that day. It took the doctor 45 minutes to saw the toaster open.

I still remember the screams.

Response to: New Sonic character. Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

At 5/29/14 08:31 PM, Viper wrote:
At 5/29/14 06:44 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Hmm, I don't recall Knuckles looking that big in my Genesis games...
He's clearly been hitting the gym quite a bit lately.
Also, is it just me or does Sonic look a bit...off....

The stack of brown meat where his neck's supposed to be?

Response to: Pornography should be regulated Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

At 5/29/14 06:51 PM, Spedmallet wrote:
At 5/29/14 06:29 PM, Xenomit wrote: The catholic churches regulation and banning of science created underground scientific groups, The US's ban on alcohol in the 20's created illegal alcohol industries and speakeasies, Regulation and ban on drugs created drug cartels, I could keep going on forever.
So your message is p. much "just give up." I could site that regulation of church and state was a success, the US's crackdown on drunk drivers was a success, that drug lords killing each other isn't as important as saving people from being addicted to heroin, and so on as well.

At 5/29/14 06:35 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: you can't outright ban or regulate something 100%
Sure, you can't make a driver's licence without somebody driving without one. But that doesn't mean a driver's licence shouldn't exist

Okay, now I'm almost positive you're just trolling. Prohibition did not work. It failed terribly. It practically started and fueled the Mob, one of the single biggest crime problems in the United States, so Congress just made a new amendment annulling it. Now, let's think about this. If we were to regulate pornography like this, pornography sites would lose so much money (Side Note: Most websites make most money from Ad Revenue and Subscription-Based Services), it wouldn't be funny. People would just go on networks such as Tor and watch their porn illegally there.

Secondly, why try to regulate something that isn't causing a problem? Other than keyboard-cleaning service's skyrocketing profits, there's really no notable concern about porn.

Response to: Corrupt a wish! Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

At 5/29/14 02:58 PM, Inplosion wrote:
At 5/29/14 01:17 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/29/14 12:05 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish the entirety of the ocean floor was thoroughly, intricately mapped accurately.
Granted. You go looking if it's all correct and drown.

I wish to discover a place where no one was before.
Granted , you're in deep space where no one can hear you scream you will slowly but surely die .

I wish for the power to hover very lightly , not fly just hover a bit .

Granted. You go to a hot girls house to show off your power, and your head is swiftly cut off by her ceiling fan.

Response to: ban porn from userpages Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

At 5/29/14 02:46 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 5/29/14 07:04 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 5/29/14 01:42 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote:
it makes me feel "filthy"
Why?
Are you gay or something?
You realize there's such thing as gay porn, right?

What the fuck is "gay porn"?

Response to: Make a meme out of my CAT Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

Done

Make a meme out of my CAT

Response to: Pornography should be regulated Posted May 29th, 2014 in General

Who gives a fuck? Let people get off to whatever the hell they want to. Also, regulation doesn't do shit. If someone want's to do/see something, there's a way, trust me. That's like saying that keeping rape illegal will eventually stop rapists from raping people.

Response to: Virgin shoots up Santa Barbara Posted May 27th, 2014 in General

At 5/27/14 02:17 AM, mothballs wrote:
At 5/26/14 08:29 PM, 111122223138 wrote: He couldn't just tug the rage away?
Sex seriously isn't that holy of an experience that you need to kill over it.
It's not only sex, the whole experience of holding and loving a girl and everything is really amazing. The first time I did it, it was like the best feeling I've ever had in my life. I can't really explain it, and sex happened to be the least fun out of all the great things.

But you don't go on a killing spree over it, that'll assure you to never even see a girl for the rest of your life.

Lol at the dude shitting all over the Virgin.

"It's not only sex, the whole experience of holding and loving a girl and everything is really amazing. The first time I did it, it was like the best feeling I've ever had in my life. I can't really explain it"

Damn, that's some hardcore put-downing.

Response to: If you were a Murderer... Posted May 27th, 2014 in General

Okay, totally not insane, but based on what I've learned in College about Psychology and Criminal Justice, here we go.

Police look for two things: One, a MO, or Modus operandi, which is simply the pattern or method a killer
uses. B, a motive; or a reason for the murder. We'll assume for now that since the title isn't "If you were a
Serial Killer..." that it is only one person being murdered.

First off, I'd pick one person at random, so a clear motive wouldn't be established. I'd wait until the person was somewhere
secluded, such as an alley, a small store they own, ect. Then, I'd have them get on their knees, and shoot them point blank
in the skull with a 9mm that I would have previously stolen from somewhere. I'd move their body into a position in which it
looked like they were running, to avoid the "execution-theory", I'd empty their wallet/purse, pouring some things on the ground.

After the immediate crime is done, I would take a pair of tweezers and pick the round out of the wall/ground. I'd then pick up the shell in place them both in a plastic bag, with the gun. I would then walk to a nearby dumpster/trash can, take out a garbage bag, and stuff the body inside it. I take the bag out to my car, put it in the trunk, and then drive to a lake. I'd tie some bricks to the body, then throw it in.

Of course I'm not insane, and I would NEVER in a million years actually harm someone. So don't go thinking that "this dude is wacko I have to turn him in". I'd never kill someone, you asked, I answered, simple as that.

Congress repealing First Amendment? Posted May 26th, 2014 in General

This isn't going to matter for those who don't live in the USA, and I'm not sure on how valid these sources are (Feel free to add some that credit or discredit this) but apparently; congress is voting on a constitutional amendment to repeal (or invalidate) the First Amendment.

For those who aren't politically aware, it's practically saying that they're taking away or adjusting our rights to freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, and the rest of the Bill of Rights.

Discuss.

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/penny-starr/ted-cruz-democratic-senators-want-repeal-first-amendment
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/23/ted-cruz-drops-bombshell-senate-democrats-to-repeal-the-first-amendment-this-year/
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/05/23/1301511/-Sen-Ted-Cruz-says-Democrats-plan-to-repeal-the-First-Amendment
http://www.mediaite.com/online/ted-cruz-senate-dems-are-trying-to-repeal-the-first-amendment/

Response to: Virgin shoots up Santa Barbara Posted May 25th, 2014 in General

Why didn't the guy just get a hooker?

Seriously though, not going to sugar coat anything. The reason this kid is a virgin, is because he's a fucking creep-ass. The video alone proves that. Don't go saying "well he did dis cuz his lief bad cuz he no get pussy". That's one of the most pathetic fucking excuses I've ever heard in my life for MURDERING someone. It's only his fault, it's not like he's ugly as fuck or anything. If his crazy ass wanted some pussy, he could have gotten some.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted May 25th, 2014 in General

At 5/25/14 10:30 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/24/14 06:02 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
At 5/24/14 01:04 PM, Vnzi wrote:
At 5/24/14 01:02 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: And none of you has the balls to insult me.
Stop shoving NG stuff up your butt, jesus christ.
Don't tell Jesus Christ what to do.
So you fear Jesus Christ? Grow a pair of balls.

You can't grow a pair of balls, because you already have a vagina.

Response to: Serious Anal Injury Posted May 24th, 2014 in General

Yeah dude..someone got up in your pooper.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted May 24th, 2014 in General

At 5/24/14 11:37 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 5/23/14 03:43 PM, UFO3240 wrote:
At 5/23/14 03:29 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:
At 5/23/14 03:17 PM, somespammer224 wrote:
Nerdy ass shit.

Fuckin' nerd.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted May 23rd, 2014 in General

At 5/23/14 03:14 PM, Nationals1995 wrote:
At 5/23/14 03:09 PM, UFO3240 wrote: You are beyond that you are the inspiration to become a fucktard you are such a retart other retards look up to you
Your sarcasm makes my ears bleed.

I made your mother's asshole bleed.

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted May 23rd, 2014 in General

At 5/23/14 02:41 PM, UFO3240 wrote: I was merely using his username not gonna pull out real insults you retarded fugly fag

Learn some proper English fucktard.

Response to: Looking to do a Lets Play Posted May 22nd, 2014 in General

Consider me Interested, I'll need to learn a bit more about this project, however.

What is the game?

Response to: Insult The Person Above You! Posted May 21st, 2014 in General

At 5/19/14 01:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/19/14 01:08 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 5/19/14 01:00 AM, somespammer224 wrote:
At 5/19/14 12:34 AM, poopmcfarts wrote:
At 5/19/14 12:27 AM, somespammer224 wrote:
I'm a stupid ass.
you sure are
That's still better than what you are.

I'll fuck you in the ass.