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At 6/14/11 11:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I troll the ever loving monkey shit out of those people.

Lul

I hope you don't all think I'm insane. Dumb facebook people just make me rage.

Am I the only one who thinks Facebook turns average folks into douchetard-fagbags? I constantly log in just to see the most retarded bullshit anyone could post ever.

I see people who literally argue with their family members over facebook via comments like fucking dumbasses. (Had a friend who got in trouble with the police so posted it on facebook, Not very smart, and then said something about his mom being a dumb bitch for not standing up for him, so she commented on it and they started argueing.. via comments! They were probally in the same fucking house)

I see emo-goth douches who constantly post things like "Why do I continue to live? I should just end it."

I see people who post their really serious personal problems to the ENTIRE world to see as if its no big deal. For example, I have a friend, (Who somehow I still remain friends with) who CONSTANTLY posts shit about the SAME girl over and over again. ("Oh, I can't believe she did this to me this time! Fuck her!") It's like, jesus christ dude, it's facebook. Noone wants to hear that shit.

And then theres people who act like overly dramatic drama queens. Some chick posts something along the lines of "I hate it when things happen to you you can't change". (AS IF SHES THE ONLY ONE) And then another kid comments "I hate it when you feel for someone, but you don't know if they feel the same way about you." and the chick comforts him and he goes "I'm afraid of rejection... it's a problem." OMG, sob story, for christ sake. Isn't that just about what every single human being is afraid of?

And then theres those special kinds of people. The ones that get so mad at someone else they threaten them over facebook and then have a fit with them for like 30 minutes straight. Many times they are chicks. ("Bla Bla, shes a skank, bla bla bla") For one second does anyone consider their parents might read what they post?

I've posted something like three status updates in my entire facebook "career" and it was either funny stuff, or junk. I just can't get over why someone has to post four times a day with the most stupid things they could come up with. Drama, Drama, Drama, gaaah.

In conclusion, facebook makes me lose faith in human-kind not being stupid

/end rant

Your opinion?

I'm really a walrus. In a man costume. But I'm really a man! In a walrus costume in a man costume!

You, sir, should be secretary of the Department of Energy.

I love the way a video game can immerse you into the world, and let you explore a world's lore and history in-depth and at your own pace. And lately, lots of movies have been epic failures, so eh..

Damnit all!

At 4/22/11 10:52 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: Here's why:

At the most basic level, I don't believe humans have free-will. I think every action we make is the result of our external conditions (e.g. environment, other people), which in turn affect our internal conditions (e.g. genetics, memory, mood). By knowing every single factor that could affect a person, it is theoretically possible to predict his behavior with near complete accuracy. We are nothing but carbon-made bags of water, made of (approximately) predictable atoms just like everything that surrounds us. The only thing we really differ by is our immense complexity and the difficulty of being able to tell what are the causes behind our actions. The concepts of free-will and justice stem from lack of knowledge of these causes (e.g. if you saw murderer's entire life from birth up until his act of murder, you wouldn't feel so strongly about punishing him. And if you followed every atom in his brain and body, you wouldn't feel anything at all)

To me, the whole idea of punishment should merely exist as another factor, an environmental deterrent (which is not as good at preventing crime as, say, alleviating poverty or educating people). Our prisons should be more focused on rehabilitation. This is only possible if people's mentality changes, and if they'd stop responding to "Hey, this guy did something bad" with "Lets punish him!" but rather "Lets fix him and look at why he did it and try to fix that". I know it's human nature, but we should recognize that our current course of thought is not very logical and its consequences are much more often detrimental than not.

I think if a human being murders another human being in cold blood, then he is mentally defficient, and should just be killed. No average functioning human being is supposed to kill another human being, unless its some sort of reaction, self-defense, ect. Atleast in modern society, something like that shouldn't be accepted. Perhaps 4000 years ago, things were different. Punishment is a load of crap anyway. Oh, you visciously stabbed and murdered three woman, lets give you a life sentence! What is that supposed to do? Make him suffer and waste money? Just kill him and be rid of him. I mean honestly, do you think you can rehabilitate a killer? Hell no, Just be rid of him. He only wastes the taxpayers money anywho.

At 4/24/11 11:18 PM, Kanon wrote: Michigan.

We are the capital of the automobile industry. *last time I checked*
We house 4/5 great lakes.

Thats all I got.

THOSE ARE ILLINOIS' LAKES!

GRABALALLBLLA

Fuck High School, have fun in college.

I used to love adult swim, but I think it's gotten a lil' bit out of hand now. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is funny as hell, and of course, I like Family Guy and American dad and that. But otherwise, everything else is seriously retarded. Saul of the mole men? Squidbillies? Tim and Eric Awesome Show: great job?

Dafuq.

I guarantee you that website is fake. If that's a real religious organization, then I've lost all faith in humanity not being retarded.

Cock Cave

I think it would be the best most insane mind blowing scandal if Chris Hannnsseeen turned out to be a pedophile.

You're turn Newgrounds.

I've never read any hole texts, but after hearing all these things about the Book of Revelations, I just might be a copy for entertainment.

If they smell like metal, they're supposed to smell like that.

Because they're metal.

This is epic. It's like old western times.

"Meet me down by the levy at sundown."

I wouldn't trust someone you met online. She might be a succubus, and bite your wiener off.

He's retreaded his forces?

Owch, that sounds like it hurts.

The movie "Antichrist"

Genital mutilation and bloody ejaculation is not cool.

At 3/23/11 04:27 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote: Shut the fuck up, my favorite show is on.

Oh my god. That kid is going to grow up to be a serial killer. Or just another scary black-person hating ghost.

Because we like to be different.

And that includes measurements, Nickaaaa

Hopefully those facilities have high fences.

Candy Cigarettes. I couldn't stand to be without 'em, so I turned to cocaine.

The whole website sounds like it was written by a 12 year old dyslexic, Lmao.

I was extremely bored, so I decided, "Hey, what better way to spend my Wensday then to google KKK.com"

I was suprised to find they actually have a website.

It is the funniest shit ever. Just scroll down and click on ATTN: Students, and read the FAQ thing they have.

I especially like the part where they say "We aren't here to hate minorities, we're here to be proud of whites" but then if you scroll down a bit farther, theres a novelities section with a KKK member giving the nazi salute.

Ah, Good times.

Supposedly, a jet fired on a civilian during the rescue operation, and the civilian propped himself up against a broom stick after being hit with shrapnel, and forgave the pilot for what he thought was an accident.

Jesus christ.

"Oh, I just got shot at by an F-15, no biggie."

And we still have prejudice against middle eastern countries. I don't understand it. On top of that, some libyan civilians helped one of the pilots and treated him with "dignity and respect".

At 3/23/11 03:47 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 3/23/11 03:45 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Almost everything is controlled by the government, Although I hope you would be right.

Good thing we control the government.

Lmao, Win.

At 12/4/10 06:45 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Some people have some fucked up fetishes.

It's actually a website I've seen before and decided to check out. It's not as if I typed in the google search "dirty nasty awful fetish" just to see what I'd get, Lmao.

It concerns myself too.

So I did a little dirty google search a bit ago, and I happened upon this.

http://faithallen.wordpress.com/2010/11/
04/over-18-and-abused/#comment-7965

Just read it. You'll realize I wasn't really searching for what she thought I was searching for, lmfao.

I just had to share this. :P