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Response to: Goddamn Cheaters! Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

yeah, actually. I've tried that method a few times. With my neighbor's car.

he didn't understand my artistic motives, and wouldn't allow the art to metamorphose, despite my pleading.

These employed people, and their jobs. always looking for a handout, mostly of money, regardless of what work they didn't do. I mean, look at me. never better.

goodnight, moon.

Response to: Goddamn Cheaters! Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

Hm, reminds me

http://www.xmarkjenkinsx.com/outside.html

ah, the midnight stumbleupon frenzy. Why can't I just die already?

Goddamn Cheaters! Posted July 9th, 2007 in General

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e27_1173581537

noclip assholes.

Response to: Game idea Posted June 9th, 2007 in General

At 6/8/07 03:44 PM, slug-legend wrote: Hey mate, you should NEVER really put your ideas up, chances are that it'll be copied!

it can't matter for someone like this; none of his ideas are even worth typing. Augh, that was terrible. It's like every boring, overly ambitious flash game i've ever played, not to mention the absolutely idiotic story, zero cognitive mentions of balance, interesting features, or anything in the least that would make this game fun at all. To top it off, spelling and grammatical errors are everywhere, pointing your inadequacies out even more. The only advice I can give to you, a failed armchair developer, is to stop trying to push your horrible ideas onto the world. Hopefully you'll gain some humbleness from this comment, and you'll never embarrass yourself again.

Response to: [adult swim] pilot night recap Posted May 15th, 2007 in General

UPDATE!

14% Fat Guy Stuck in Internet
24% Superjail
9% That Crook'd 'Sipp
36% The Drinky Crow Show
17% Let's Fish

Recent polls show that yes, the drinky crow show will more than likely win, with superjail a close second.

[adult swim] pilot night recap Posted May 15th, 2007 in General

I decided to make this post since the rest on the subject were, to say the least, unsatisfactory. I watched all six pilots and feel that I can judge appropriately. And now, quality as you’ve never seen before on newgrounds: My reviews!

Superjail: I loved the simplistic animation style as if it emerged out of some ninth grade trapper keeper. It had some great ideas here and there as well as some very nice animation ideas, but the story plot was so convoluted and meandering that it was almost indecipherable. I also doubt the longevity of a show like this, even though it looks like it could get a good season or two in. Maybe I'm just suspicious. The best part has to be the intro, just genius.

The Drinky Crow Show: In my opinion, the best show on the lineup by far. Great animation, genuinely funny dialogue, perfect music, subplots, gratuitous violence, and perfect character ideas. I will be genuinely disappointed if this doesn't win.

Fat Guy Stuck in Internet: Yet another live-action spoof show adult swim is beginning to favor. Amazingly boring, absolutely no new ideas here.

That Crook’d Sipp: Definitely fits into the category of “funny, but who cares”. Shows the new south rife with antebellum war characters (tee hee), a whore of a mother (oh ho ho), blatant racism (hoo hoo hoo) and plenty of other things probably done better somewhere else. Animation style looks almost identical to the show “foster’s home for imaginary friends”. Did like the swamp monster idea. Back to Squidbillies!

Let’s Fish: Surprisingly good show with two primary live-action characters against the backdrop with animation. Despite this, it actually turns out to be very funny. Great ideas in the dream scene, the “savages” scene, and the Cuban singalong scene. I wouldn’t mind to see this win at all.

Lowe Country: sort of the odd man out, this is a documentary of the surprisingly funny middle-aged voice behind “Space Ghost, Coast to Coast”. I would be gypped to see this anywhere but as a DVD extra, but it was nice.

So, let’s tally it up:

1. The Drinky Crow Show
2. Let’s Fish
3. Superjail
4. Lowe County
5. That Crook’d Sipp
6. Fat Guy Stuck in Internet

And remember, all the pilots are viewable on adultswim.com.

Don’t forget to vote, you lemmings!

Oh, and discussion of your *cough*worse*cough* ideas here.

Response to: super jail. Posted May 13th, 2007 in General

Saw the brilliant commercial, just saw the three times as brilliant preview, and I have to say this is going to be great, but I don't know how long something like this is going to last. Let's go to superjail!

Also, Just saw the drinky crow show pilot, and I have to say, it's even better. Sea violence, interspecies rape, badass guitar riffs, and chinese medicine shops make this an absolutely brilliant show. Hell, it even has sub-plots. with flies!

Response to: The worst decision you ever made? Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

I think it was where I decided to subconsciously become a narcissistic, antisocial, pessimistic techie whose only joy in life is the fruitless possibility of immaculate happiness existing somewhere on this godforsaken planet while I rot here doing nothing to find it.

Yeah, I think that qualifies as a "bad move" on my part.

Response to: Ask a Christian! Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

At 4/7/07 12:17 PM, KCorTaySee wrote: Can you be more specific? Are you referring to a specific instnace liek the Holy wars/Crucades, or another act?

this is just off the top of my head...

crusades, spanish inquisition, the conquest of america, indian-mission-smallpox deaths, countless religious persecutions mostly at the hand of the British Empire and its colonization, assholish religious bias(probably not death, but shattered lives), the Mccarthy Trials(christianity was anti-communist...hmm...hah...), The american witch trials,the Japanese civil war(vaguely), the Klu Klux Klan as well as the Black Panthers, ironically, the vietnamese bhuddist persecutions, and plenty of others I can't possibly think of at the moment.

Response to: People you love to hate Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

my friend and I actually made a mock documentary of "soccer moms" at his sister's soccer games. Needless to say, it was an absolute success. Memorable quotes:

"Turn up the afterburners, chelsea! the afterburners!"

"Kill, Fight, Win!"

"What the F**K are you doing!?!"

"Yaay! I love you! yaay!"

the planned sequel will emerge soon. Soccer Moms 2:Soccer Dads.

Change Video Thumbnails! Posted April 7th, 2007 in Where is / How to?

I collect video from my community and keep it on one harddrive. The problem is the thumbnail appearance. All I have now is a good line of 100 black boxes since windows thinks it's a "brilliant" idea to preview video by the first second. Does anybody know how I can change this so I can show a clip of the movie instead, or at least put a picture in its place?

Response to: Change Video Thumbnails Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

oh, I thought that was only for newgrounds questions, sorry.

-1 thread.

Response to: I need a free RPG... Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

well, there's no limit with illegal downloading.

Change Video Thumbnails Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

I collect video from my community and keep it on one harddrive. The problem is the thumbnail appearance. All I have now is a good line of 100 black boxes since windows thinks it's a "brilliant" idea to preview video by the first second. Does anybody know how I can change this so I can show a clip of the movie instead, or at least put a picture in its place?

Response to: Everyday 30,000 ppl die from hunger Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

Yay population control!

seriously though, to sustain the human population we would have to leech the life out of the earth and then there would be nothing for everyone else. so, i'd be willing to sacrifice my life as long as I know another more meaningful one would take my resources.

Response to: Miniman Japan radio is up! Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

DJing is for people with good taste!

Hmm, who said that? It sounds so believable. Well, there's only one answer for that.

I should join.

Response to: courage is back Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

YES!

it is now a good day.

Response to: Whats so good about leveling up? Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

At 4/7/07 01:25 AM, aigamerDS wrote:
Your account looks cheap.

it is; I'm far too busy posting and not being on newgrounds to make my account "glamorous" from what it was when I had fifteen posts.

Response to: A curious question Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/history.html

muppet.

Response to: Saints Row Game Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

forever.

FUCKED!

Response to: Whats wrong with my lightscribe? Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

your lightscribe is fucked. the end. -1 thread.

Response to: Whats so good about leveling up? Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

At 4/7/07 01:15 AM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Just for imtimitation,People aint scared of some level 1 noob,but they piss themselve's in fear of a level 25 user.

are you so out of touch with general society that you create these ideals in your head to combat reality?

Response to: Whats so good about leveling up? Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

nothing. I mean, look at me, i'm a successful, valid member of newgrounds society and i'm only level one!
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/slitwrists

Response to: Flu Delirium Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

At 4/7/07 12:56 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote: bitch you know right now i have the and for fucks sakes ots April

christ you're angry. I bet you listen to nu-metal and masturbate to mass burial pictures.

Flu Delirium Posted April 7th, 2007 in General

The flu, as we know, is a slow, painful, mind-shattering process which human beings must endure. In this flu, You find yourself constantly in a semi-sober delirium where you do constant insane activities which you would otherwise not. I, with the flu, find myself undergoing these acts while still conscious. Things i've done today:

-I thew up in my bathroom-and ran to my carpeted room to deposit the sick instead
-I found myself actually thinking mad TV was funny
-I filled a normal glass with hot water meant for tea, and filled a tea mug with cold water meant for the normal glass. sipped the cold tea mug with no idea for a period of two minutes
-I sang a song with the chorus being "control-alt-delete, control-alt-delete, do doo de do de do doo" in a catchy jazz beat
-I fell asleep in a bagel restaurant for a good ten minutes while waiting for my order. I didn't order a bagel yet.
and, the coup de grace,
-it's taking me forever to type this shit because my fingers feel like sausages.

What craziness have you done in your sickness?

Response to: Getting Drunk Posted March 23rd, 2007 in General

I get fuckin' suave when I drink. Rich New York accent (which I don't have), funny dialogue that isn't in the form of lame jokes, (which I don't have) a greater understanding of people's emotions, (which I don't have,) and an alteration of a British oxford accent and an affinity for philosophical debate, or at least queries, which the morons gain interest in because of the "big words" (yep, don't have it).

Point taken, I am much more interesting, yet equally as bored, person with five shots of Jack Daniels in me.

Response to: The Nerdiest Thing You've Ever Done Posted March 23rd, 2007 in General

Ended up having an unnaturally bad Pink Floyd fetish for a while, and thought I was some kind of music guru. THAT is what I am ashamed of.

Response to: The Nerdiest Thing You've Ever Done Posted March 23rd, 2007 in General

At 3/23/07 02:39 AM, Aci6 wrote:
Nerd Denial

you suffer from the senile functions that you're not a nerd in the slight faction yet you find yourself on the computer on a forum.
think about that Nerd-in-training...

please, i'm not overtly obnoxious in what i'm doing in "the real world", so I really see no point of grouping myself as a nerd. Sure, I am, but not nearly as severely as others, and in no way is that affecting me as a person. christ, you people have hair-trigger judgment. It's the situation that counts here!

Response to: The Nerdiest Thing You've Ever Done Posted March 23rd, 2007 in General

I'm usually fairly reclusive, but am in no way associated with the run-of-the-mill nerds. I can safely say friends of mine are not nerdy, with a choice few exceptions. If these abhorrent, disgusting people begin to speak in my direction or near me, though, my dark side comes out. I switch gears from poking fun at some of their utterly stupid moments and partaking in simple "what happened over the weekend" discussions with my friends, to out-debating the nerds on any issue they had been talking about, a torrent of torrent facts and a bloody gore of obscure video game trivia. This gives the common effect of leaving the nerds impressed if not dumbfounded and my friends surprised if not embarrassed, and I can safely say I am an enigma to those around me.

Response to: A To Z Rpg's Posted March 20th, 2007 in General

so...

RTS/FPS round?