It's always fun to go to a store and get a cheap mask and jump out at random kids, it is also good to steal kids candy and make sure to change you're location regularly.

I live near a police station, fire station, and hospital.

At 10/8/08 09:44 PM, STEM wrote: Fighting isn't even allowed here, it will lead to expulsion. I think they waited like 10 days after the last day of classes last spring and just brought it on him.

I wish more fights incorporated dance, like West Side Story :(

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way...

I love that movie. Also, fights are still more brutal whenever you're older.

Hating is completely different from being a racist. I know this guy who hates a sub-group of the black culture, N*gg*rs, they always stand in the middle of the hall and walk so slow while talking to their friend, sometimes friends, and will get mad at you for passing. Also I, personally, hate it whenever I hear that sub-group begin to rap. I mean it is much easier to say it makes you sound ignorant. They vocabulary is also deplorable.

I'll leave it at that.

At 10/8/08 09:30 PM, STEM wrote: There's a kid in my school who's annoying, abuses his girlfriend, and everyone on the basketball team - - no, most of the kids in the college - - just aren't fond of him. He blames it on racism since he's Peruvian, but even after getting the shit kicked out of him by all the tall African American kids he still doesn't know when to shut his face.

High School kids are nothing like College students. The only way to break up a college fight is to bring in police. High School students are easily broken up.

You are only racist if the people believe your racist. But if you believe what you are not racist then you are not. White people are always getting called racist whenever we are the ones who receive most of the racial slurs.

At 10/8/08 09:15 PM, the1stguy1 wrote:

At 10/8/08 09:13 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 10/8/08 09:09 PM, Achilles2 wrote: I personally prefer the "Lie" kind myself.

The cake wasn't a fucking lie, for the last time, there was cake GLaDoS lied about the fact that you were going to get any.

Carrot, it is far better than it sounds.

*high-five* :D

Wait, high-fiving to proving someone wrong or the cake, or maybe both?

I like how everyone in todays Rap and Hip Hop game only talk about Money and women. I'm tired of money, "one only needs so much money, the rest is just for showing off," Forest Gump's Mama.

Lil Wayne is shit and my brother says he is good because he makes "good beats". Now I don't get this, the only songs that should be exonerated for their, music, are ones that are meant to not have lyrics, Jessica by the Allman Brothers Band. The only rap that is good is back from the 80's and early 90's.

At 10/8/08 09:13 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: You never really explained why you are one, you just told us about them, anyway..

Can you shoot lightening bolts like William Shatner?

I entered the thread thinking it would be this.

At 10/8/08 09:09 PM, Achilles2 wrote: I personally prefer the "Lie" kind myself.

The cake wasn't a fucking lie, for the last time, there was cake GLaDoS lied about the fact that you were going to get any.

Carrot, it is far better than it sounds.

I wish the people at Target actually know who Domo-Kun is. If they knew what he was then they would instantly tear down every single one hanging around.

Poo monster

Dude, if you've read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance you would wish colleges were more like Phaedrus's vision. No grades which remove the A students effort of trying to get exactly what they want.

Community Colleges are okay annd they are pretty cheap. There is this college near me where we can do a Masters in half the time.

At 10/7/08 09:06 PM, killslasher wrote: I don't get how I'm supposed to be raped by a chain.

Think of it as anal beads. I still don't see how bad a rusty pipe can be except for staff infection.

God the youth today are idiots. I've never stuck anything up my nose except for my finger. THere was that one time I had hot sauce on my finger and I was digging for gold, as some may say. Now that was intensely painful.

FTW-Find That Waldo
LOL-Leech on Leg
WTF-With the Fire

At 10/5/08 06:21 PM, Sixty3Zero wrote: *cough*Weegee*cough*

Luigi is at least 5X better than Mario. He is by far my favorite video game character. Also he has a vacuum.

At 10/5/08 03:51 PM, Puzzled wrote: dell inspiron 1525

its cheap and its very stylish and reliable

it goes for something like 700 bucks

High five, If only mine wasn't damaged, I could get one of those.

At 10/5/08 01:14 PM, Imaku wrote: How about the Gateway M Series?
They are pretty nice, and the cheapest are 630$. It's what I'm using right now.

Gateways suck, I had 2 and they both broke down and I had to take them back.

My shyness level has gone down a lot over the years, I'm talking to girls more and I've made a lot of friends. Unfortunately no girlfriend.

I'm guessing, "Death, my only weakness."

At 10/5/08 03:35 PM, poxpower wrote: Translation: you barely eat anything and thing you're pigging out.

Count calories you little pussy. Look at you, not even eating breakfast and pretending like you just can't gain weight, boo hoo. Count the calories you eat in one day, I bet it's in the 2000 range or lower. At your age and height, that will keep you skinny as fuck for the foreseeable future.

Tips:

- Drink a lot of fruit juice / 2% milk
- Eat a lot of red meat
- Eat a lot of Lays chips
- Eat pizza. DELICIOUS PIZZA.
- Wrap all your food in bacon

Wait, were not not advertising how to lose weight, now your advertising how to gain it. What is this world coming too. Next thing you know, people are going to drown on oxygen.

At 10/5/08 03:27 PM, Del-Toro wrote: Nobody's mentioned this vase of a woman.

Man I kick ass with her. Now that Jigglypuff is another thing.

Well obviously the Boy in Blue shoulda pulled out his billy club and repeatedly beat the caller. After words plant a knife on him by cutting his arm and placing it in the "offenders" hand.

If only you woulda offered the Boy in Blue a chop, then it woulda been cannibalism.

At 10/5/08 03:13 PM, PortalGun wrote: oooooh, a scientific discussion in a NG forum?

first time for everything

Only the people who actually payed attention in school would understand any of the conversation. Saying that he only touched the bag would still cause the paradox since when the black guy touched the desk everything, including the contents, became Skittles.

I hardly ever eat breakfast anymore so my body is actually used to it. I generally get as much as I can for lunch and have a big dinner and sleep a couple hours afterwards. I would eat fruit in the morning but we never have any so I have to get it at school.

Bananas for the win.

At 10/5/08 03:08 PM, PortalGun wrote:

At 10/5/08 03:08 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

At 10/5/08 03:05 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Touch a pack of skittles.

You do realize doing so would create a paradox destroying the boundaries of space and time.

what if it made two packs of skittels?

You can't make something from nothing. That is basic law of Conservative Energy.

At 10/5/08 03:05 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Touch a pack of skittles.

You do realize doing so would create a paradox destroying the boundaries of space and time.

I'm exactly the same and I'm not complaining. Muscle weighs more than fat, remember that.

At 10/5/08 01:19 PM, Alfie wrote:

At 10/5/08 01:16 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Unfortunately no backwards compatibility. If you get a DSi I suggest you also get an SP.

The original DS should have supported up to GameBoy Color games.

I agree there, they should always make it so all games can be played on later systems. Also Nintendo is one of the few companies who went through a cartridge phase.

Unfortunately no backwards compatibility. If you get a DSi I suggest you also get an SP.

Get a Dell Inspiron, mines a 1420 and it had enough base power to run the orange box.