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At 8/12/13 02:31 PM, TheMachoMan7 wrote:

At 8/12/13 02:29 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Thats right!
Youre ALL made up of half man,
half woman!
How do you feel?

What if you are neither.

Then, you better stop fuckin them donkemullamsheepspiders boy!

Thats right!
Youre ALL made up of half man,
half woman!
How do you feel?

At 8/11/13 05:02 PM, Raab wrote:
No more fucked up shit that will scare them away.

Start acting normal.

Now now Raab,
you first. ;)

At 8/11/13 04:46 PM, IdiLogicSavant wrote:

At 8/11/13 04:43 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

Its an X-MEN ref....

Do you dress up as wolverine when you pull this shit?

Only on tuesdays.

On what days do you dress up as deadpool?

Heh,thursdays.

Its an X-MEN ref....

Do you dress up as wolverine when you pull this shit?

Only on tuesdays.

At 8/11/13 04:27 PM, IdiLogicSavant wrote:

At 8/11/13 04:20 PM, Grotty wrote: What the fuck is this shit?

I don't know either. This dude has his location on his profile listed as in asteroid. I guess that's because his head is up in space someplace.

Its an X-MEN ref....

At 8/11/13 04:24 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Girls like to feel vulnerable, they like it when you make the first move, and they like it if you're a little bit rough (not all girls, but a good majority of them)
She's in it for the sex and the attention :p plain and simple lol

So THATS why she's getting on my nerves?!?!?!

AUGH,Im such a SUCKER!!!! >.<

At 8/11/13 04:12 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 8/11/13 03:59 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Her initial actions when officially contacting me,is something sexually related/included. Ever since we first met,I kicked her in the stomach,and told her to leave me alone,stop touching me.

Are you really 28? Why act like a 5-year-old kicking girls you fancy in the stomach? Not only are you a rapist, but you kick women in the stomach immediately after meeting them?

It wasnt REALLY rape,but,thats what she calls it.

So she calls it rape, she never consented to sex with you, and you also call it rape. But not 'really' rape. Just non-consensual sex. Which is really rape.

Noo no noooo,we were wrestling for control over the remote. Her bites and slaps were equivalent to my punches and kicks. Shes 29.

And yes,Thanks for clearing the smog.

At 8/11/13 04:05 PM, Natick wrote: i'm probably going to sound like a nationalist dick for saying this but if english isn't your first language, then this discussion isn't going to go anywhere. we need some better context to understand exactly who this woman is, what she did to you, what you did to here, what's going, has somebody been raped or have they just rough sex that was unpleasant.;

LOL,No Natick,for the last time. I would LIKE to get a straight answer from her,but she keeps fucking around. It wasnt REALLY rape,but,thats what she calls it. And proceeds to do the same back to me.

Or maybe yer right,maybe she IS "just crazy".

At 8/11/13 03:59 PM, Viper50 wrote: So....they're selling Doritos, that taste like Doritos?

Totes

At 8/11/13 03:54 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 8/11/13 03:52 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Explain why she'll take it,but when offered,refuses.

Well, she 'takes it' because you're raping her, and refuses when offered because she doesn't want to have sex with you and only has sex with you when you are raping her. Simple.

No,you dont get it!!! Okay,throw away ALL logic here for a sec.

Her initial actions when officially contacting me,is something sexually related/included. Ever since we first met,I kicked her in the stomach,and told her to leave me alone,stop touching me.
All of her "assaults" are/were penis directed,and ,when asked about it,completely lies and went the other way about i--...

Maybe,she's trying to....grow on me?
But when I point her that direction about it,she again,goes the other way about it.

At 8/11/13 03:43 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 8/11/13 03:41 PM, Natick wrote: is this some sort of fucked-up underground bdsm kick

I think that's what he's going for maybe, but then why describe it as rape, why say she refuses sex with him but he rapes her
Cuz you know earthlings...unless you are one...>.>
actually OP you should call the police and tell them your story, they will advise further

Oh,also. I DID say Id get serious if asked. So here's YOUR version:
Explain why she'll take it,but when offered,refuses.

At 8/11/13 03:38 PM, Zachary wrote: Did you just admit to raping someone?

By some standard.

Honestly Mak,I feel where youre coming from,and we're in two different countries XD
How bout that,huh?
Anyway, I feel like my answer is to ignore the lesser "kinds" of people
that have a tendency to wanna try to use this crap as a solid argument.
I on the other hand,love this place for its "fucked-up-ness",cuz it reminds me a lil of myself.
The world is a fucked up place, and we share it,so
lets get fucked up together,huh?
Cheers!!! ^.^

Get serious if you want to,I will show maturity,and carry the conversation forward or aANY other direction,if you wish.

But I'll start with this.

Got a girl,who is a friend. But not that,cuz society is stupid with placing labels.
Anyway, She waits hand and foot for me to rape her,and doesnt complain.
But, when I ask her straightout for it,she says no,and gets all pissed at me.
Im getting off on the thrill that we're NOT suppossed ta be doing it.
Maybe she is too??? Id really like to hear from a chick's perspective as to
why we're doing this,besides the fact that we're human.
Cuz trust me,she's not in it for the love.

Help and/or discuss.

At 8/11/13 10:41 AM, Tiggargh wrote: I drank Ting once, and I quite like Tango. Does that count?

Da fuck izza ting?
And youre suppossed ta tango>.<

At 8/10/13 11:05 PM, GameChild214 wrote: Well I wouldn't mind having a pin-up or a quick fix one of these days, the only thing I'm worried about is STDs, or getting pick-pocketed.

Have you guys ever done business with them?

Liked the way this thread is headed. Yeah.
A prostitue will be real with you ALOT faster then
a "normal" female.
Way more PROFESSIONAL,then the "average female".
Way more experienced,to real things and situations,
yeah,I HATE "normal".

At 8/11/13 06:45 AM, Raab wrote:

At 8/11/13 05:52 AM, Wegra wrote: I'm actually curious as to how it feels. I mean with it's silly O face and such

Forget the blowup.... I wonder what it is like to have one of these.

They need to figure out how to install ansex stimulation/response A.I. module,
and a cooking operational program.
So we can stop having retarded children.

Do you drink it?
Is it racist?

Yeah,Ive no prob with it,
but what about socks with flip-flops??

At 8/9/13 09:08 PM, 4ChanKitty wrote: I enjoy buttsex. Who else enjoys buttsex? Describe your favorite moment involving buttsex.

Mine was always an exception,butt different everytime.
One chick would have her period for like,5 months straight,so she detoured.
Another was on accident,and now,thats all she calls me for.
I just stopped judging them. My chicks aint on trial.

At 8/9/13 09:21 PM, Lemonardo wrote: The real incident is that she felt the need to buy a £24,000 handbag.

True.

You have no life to post that here,lol!

What do you guys think?

Also,fuck all these haters,
Id fuck the brakes offa that ass.
And give her all the babies she wants.

Too much thought is too much thought.

Id actually say something like "I'll do it again" er sumthin.

At 8/9/13 06:43 AM, Morticai wrote:

At 8/9/13 06:00 AM, Entice wrote: I fell asleep at 7 since I didn't get much sleep and woke up around 2. It's 5 now.
What do I do until there's something interesting to do?

Make one of these

NICE!

At 8/9/13 09:08 AM, Mumbo wrote: I woke up this morning humping my pillow, and I can't get rid of my boner. It's not a masturbation boner, it's a "I wanna do some chick" boner.

Halp

Oh the morning. I can understanding ranting and raving and whatnot,
but, yes,and when that urge pops up,yer suppossed ta say "hulk smash".

At 8/8/13 11:00 PM, zmatt007 wrote: They killed my wife...even though it was probably only one guy, I just decided to kill them all because why the hell not.

True zmatt,
true.

At 8/8/13 03:26 PM, Fim wrote: Specifically apps for your iPad / iPhone / android etc. Give me your top contender for

1. Best gaming app

Speed Hiker

2. Best educational app

Practice Surgeon

3. Best arty/creative app

Bewjewled

4. Best overall
Speed Hiker
5. Why is there still not a newgrounds app? Get on it someone!
Dunno