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Yeah , shock, no, shutup.

They call it butchering the language, I say it makes us understand each other a 'lil
better..
Disagree if they wanna
take a shot, smoke some pot
whatever to open the windsock
of yer so called life
cuz yer mad that shits corny
And I have NOTHING to do with it...
Ha...I was gonna go rip shit
before my mans went apeshit
offa' some chick from Germany
which made him land in some horseshit
Banana fucked with duct tape like grape kool-aid fake shit
skinemax softcore
ain't made for featherweight shit
straight rated r-
I cant wait to go break and rape shit
'cuz when they fuck you over
yer only left with the rage shit
Id call it bullshit,
but then you'd call it a rage quit
sentencin' long before
half of you n*gg@s was babysittin...

At 12/24/13 08:33 PM, Wegra wrote: I wonder what he'd be like in bed.

Here ya go
Jack frost, 1997

Asides the fact he couldnt talk!!! O.O
Aw mannn...:(

At 12/23/13 12:48 AM, UncleCubone wrote: If ranch is mayonnaise someone puked in, then what in the name of Odin is tartar sauce?!

Not that I agree with you, and I don't.

Dunno.

At 12/20/13 12:13 AM, Sevkat wrote: y/n
how does it make u feel

Yes.
Its fan-fucking-tastic!
Ever shot 8 in a row before???
WOOOOO!

At 12/15/13 07:52 PM, Whirlguy wrote: Endless Possibilities.

this thread just made my night.
God christ.

At 12/21/13 05:40 PM, Thor wrote:

Not that I eat salads, I'm not a little bitch. I say we start a petition to abolish ranch dressing, once and for all, and destroy this affront to the world of dressings!

HA!
Fuck EVERYTHING!

At 12/23/13 12:32 AM, Entice wrote: Privacy is when and where you want it

Just because I don't give a flying fuck if someone catches a sideways glance of my dick at a urinal and post pictures of myself on Newgrounds, doesn't mean that I wouldn't mind a security camera being set up in my room- for example

The difference is having control over what you share
Not that we've really lost that online. Doesn't change the fact that you have a fucktarded argument

Too true.

At 12/22/13 06:37 PM, MrSoxfan wrote:

If you want corporations/governments to respect your privacy, stop making it look like the exact opposite.

Yer just mad cuz no one's doing that to you.

At 12/22/13 02:09 AM, Piggler wrote:

so metal

Win.

At 12/22/13 02:28 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote: I didn't need that mental image. But since its there, I hope she dies a painfully slow death, torturous even. 18 months, are you fucking with me? She's a fucking psychopath, I wish nothing but Hell upon her miserable existence.

Nooooo, no Hollow, lol, nooooooo

At 12/20/13 10:58 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:

HA!

At 12/20/13 09:47 AM, kisame wrote:

At 12/20/13 09:46 AM, FordV8 wrote: on news post? whats prohibited?

Nothing is sacred, everything is permitted.

lmmfao
Kisame! C'mon bro...

At 12/20/13 12:08 AM, Sevkat wrote: yea bro like fuck it man shit ha lol xD

Fuck it, huh?
Heh

At 12/19/13 07:42 PM, Raab wrote: Are you talking about your parents?

lmao, this ain't no grandmas boy

Oh, thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
Also yes, the fuckmittens I can't explain
Why I can't stop laughing

At 12/19/13 03:54 PM, Lagerkapo wrote:

At 12/19/13 03:06 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

I enjoyed this thuroughly.

Is she a prostitute? Naw

( I failed to mention she has kids) so she left.

She probably just has a big vagina, once again. A girl with a maximum girth of two inches on her vaginal opening will most like not, ever, even with conditioning, be able to get a fist inside of her without serious injury.

Big vagina's huh? That sucks, she'll have a zomb-gina before she knows it.

NOPE!

So, muh roomate left to get some "room to figure herself out"
space, out with her grandma in las vegas,
she couldnt pay her rent on time, we're in debt now
( I failed to mention she has kids) so she left.
She had been cheating on her b/f(whos living here too)
for weeks,engaging in anal sex cause she--Get this:
"Cant feel anything down there"
LMAO
My OTHER roomate said she needs the whole fist in order to cum!!!
Doesnt she know she cant come back from that shit???
Discuss.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
AHHHHH SHADDAAAAP!

At 11/26/13 01:19 PM, MrSoxfan wrote: Knowing how vegans are, they'd only be able to go to the family dinner once, maybe twice before their family disowns them for making a horrid scene and ruining the whole night (usually calling Grandma a cunt and an making her cry in the process). So do they even celebrate Thanksgiving after that or what?

I heard it was called "tofurkey"

What the hell is this?
Looks like someone took a piss
right in yer front lawn

Screamin' with the dawn
Scratch and claw at the morning
So I can move on

Fuck you through the corpse
Through the sadness and the death
Fear is just a hoax

Breaking time with me
I will show you how to crush
Any enemy

Juxtaposition
Maybe just a position
Define Transition

But still I'm pissed off
Fuck it, death is still no threat
One day we will all

And I will invent
Leviathan, his Lament
It always prevents

Haven't really "fucked it" with Haikus,
on the grounds that I haven't molded "IT'S" form yet,

P.S. All works are, and will be *ORIGINAL, to suit it's "best" format...

Or somethin'...

* Note NOT for pussies....
Need some stompin' ground
Okay, here we go.
Imma' start with some Haikus,
since they're my basic form and shit, and roll on from there.

Murderous intent
The need to distribute it
My hate, on, Hell bent

I am crowned "prince"
Of course I get pissed off at
Human's weakness wince

Ugh... Imma come back later,
I wanna fuck this shit up...

Yet?

Ha @ the Nazi's,
Maybe if ya'll understood english a lil' better,
you'd have the understanding you need of it,
instead of hiding behind it's "Perfect *Ahermyoureahumancoughcough*
Im running into pointless jabber"-ness.

I just saw the misspelled title...
Cant even make...proper rant....
*Performs Harakiri*

Lit. Section @???
I wanna kill shit, and haf'ta' wait on y'all to open the gates,
but there's already a politics section,
and you know nobody cares about that stuff...>.>

At 11/16/13 08:24 AM, CalChuchesta wrote: nah
no way you can bounce back after seeing your bitch with another dick in her mouth

you gotta kill yourself and or cut all ties with her family and friends

roofie yourself to forget it if you have to

First off, yes, second off,
Im at her cousins house right now,
third, Im not weak like you.

At 11/14/13 10:35 PM, Shaun wrote: ..How much of your dick do you expose?

Just the tip?

Pants down to the floor?

Asking this question is like admitting to looking in the next urinal.

So, member the last psycho dick junkie bitch I let in?
Yeah, So I came home, to find this bitch, with my "best friend",
and her with a mouth full of his dick. You shouldve seen her try to explain herself,
then, boldfaced lie about it. Her mom came over,and then tried to get some after finding out.
(Naw,I didnt give that stupid slut any, like mother like daughter, right?)
Im thinkin about giving all the awesome to her cousin, who doesnt like her anyway.
Ahh, revenge is a dish best served cold.X)

At 11/8/13 10:12 PM, Ecke wrote: Garruschan.

Meh.