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At 1/10/14 03:18 PM, lukefoster1 wrote: I seem to be the only person who watches it in my house! I was just wondering if anyone on here watched it? i'm a really big fan and watch it every Sunday on challenge. My favorite people are sting, AJ styles and Velvet Sky!

TNA has a better script, than WWE in my opinion.

At 1/10/14 12:48 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote:

At 1/10/14 12:52 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Am I the only one who gets a kick outta them?
They always say the most retarded things XD

congratulations! you're the 1,000,000 user to post a thread like this!

seriously though, your still a bit of a noob yourself.

New to the sign up, doesnt mean new in the mind ;)

At 1/10/14 04:59 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 1/10/14 11:25 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

What the FUCK are you talkin about Cootie?

I mean it, I like newbies, thanks for over reading my statement,
asshat...>.>

Say that to my face and not online. I am 6'6" 240 pounds solid muscle and a master of chi.

I gladly would, cuz this has NOTHING to do with why you didnt answer my question.
Asshat...>.>

At 1/10/14 07:44 AM, Cootie wrote: >insults newbies
>2008 join date
>why you do dis?

What the FUCK are you talkin about Cootie?
I mean it, I like newbies, thanks for over reading my statement,
asshat...>.>

At 1/10/14 01:29 AM, Atlas wrote: Some of them make dumb posts but I never post anything about it, I figure sooner or later they will make better posts.

I understand that too. Like a try-hard,kinda?

At 1/10/14 01:25 AM, Grotty wrote:

At 1/10/14 01:24 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: By retarded, I mean funny.

If retard means funny, you're hilarious.

If you mean retarded by MEANS of funny,
then yes,
I AM quite stupid.

At 1/10/14 01:00 AM, Drinze wrote: i just love laughing at this noobster

I know thats me, but still,
see my point?

At 1/10/14 01:21 AM, oxy78414 wrote:

At 1/10/14 12:52 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Am I the only one who gets a kick outta them?

not entirely, he says, posting from a '14 signup. i generally find it's more fun to just sit back and watch whenever shit goes down.

Thats not all, there's interacting with them, getting to know them, ect. It's a blast.

They always say the most retarded things XD

well now that's just straight-up fallacious

By retarded, I mean funny.

Am I the only one who gets a kick outta them?
They always say the most retarded things XD

At 1/9/14 11:10 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Gimme that sandwich cuz I gotta have it
fries on the side would be nice can you manage
serve it up on your best dish thats my next wish
you're at my beck bitch go back to the kitchen
cuz im not finished yet I've got an itchin
and it needs a scratchin bring me beer
right now cuz its clear that should happen
cuz you're a queer and not near good at rappin

Youre the only one talkin about gay shit! lol
Healthy competition bro, its all love.
Now its time to get your ass kicked
I think Imma' slap you around for a lil' bit
fuck rap, and the fact you think you're good at it
another thing, it isn't just rhyming to tell a story
or whatever the perception you have of this category
of music,
fools like you just abuse it
still talkin' about gay stuff, that has nothin' ta' do with
professionalism.
You lost this "battle" before you signed in.
Here's a bird, have a nice night, you gremlin.
Xp

At 1/9/14 08:35 PM, Sevkat wrote: i love me some spotted dick innit
wif me custard it's nice bruv i like to smother it with the custard
have you tried spotted dick before?
isn't it nice?

Heh...so...*snickers*
You like.....spotted dick???

At 1/9/14 10:28 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 1/9/14 08:43 PM, redfield95 wrote:

At 1/9/14 08:17 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

Your raps sound like
the noise ice cream makes
when you squish it together with a wet mop
cakes

Your name is SolXeroEraser
More like No Zero Erased!
You better quit rapping before
I turn you into some paste.
You're just a filthy whore
I just won this race
R TO THE E TO THE D TO THE FIELD 9 OF 5!

Eraser was bad but you should just be erased
cuz you call him dad when you sit on his face
and he eats your ass cuz he likes the taste
two fags who just jack off and take up the space
and I'll rhyme every line while you fools 69
and eraser can whine, he can talk about fries
I'll pull out his motherfuckin spine while he cries
tryin' to justify his weak lines every time

Yer just mad cuz
you cant have sandwich
You smell bad like
apple juice farts cabbage
I already heard all the
bars you'll try
See alot of cockery
you still talkin' bout fries?? XD

At 1/9/14 08:13 PM, SamusGirl94 wrote: I am new here and just registered, and you can call me Mimi. I have been on newgrounds since I was like really young (like 7) and im 19 now so thats awhile, lol! So, I hope I have fun here and have a safe and awesome winter! ;)

Hehwoah widduh Newgwounduh'.

At 1/9/14 06:45 PM, 420yoloSWAGmaster wrote: I saw a girl die today, it was you.
I think your rap game sounds like poo.
If you think that im bad you must be retarded.
You must be that guy cause it smell like you farted.
I WIN.

Your raps sound like
the noise ice cream makes
when you squish it together with a wet mop
cakes

At 1/9/14 02:50 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: A metaphor is kind of like a simile
I made none so here's one so you can see
you're infecting this thread kind of like an STD
brain dead in your head like a bad case of syphilis
It's like granting a battle to a sad make-a-wish kid
whose rhymes are so shitty I just pity him a visit
super sized eating fries with a big stack of dishes
he can't find his own dick under his flab and his ignorance

So...Okay, hold up...

This guy recycles my bars/
After I feed them to him/
Real shit don't rhyme/
And I don't see you trying to create no kind of
future with this/
at the same time get excused by this,
your career will get executed, you abused ass bitch.
You pity me? Oh, cool, well, fuck you too
and for playin' mercy, I get to dismantle you
and any other fool talkin' 'bout they're some of your "dudes"
this the internet, y'all are sausages in dresses doin' carpools
Faggot.

At 1/9/14 05:34 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

This homophobe is more latent than Tom Cruise in the closet
meeting anonymous, saying hes got a problem can't stop it
so frustrated when he see a cock and can't gobble it
so blatantly he grabs his own and just fondles it
Whether at Walmart or Target, Chuck-E-Cheese in the ball pit
He plays with himself can't help when the cop caught 'em
An act thats so shocking they try him and lock him
And now its no problem cuz he takes soaps and just drops 'em

You dun fucked up.....

So,
You see the show, and think that shit's pertinent
Newbie, heres some Adderall, go on and tell yer Government
Noone's listenin' and noone cares to whatchur' tellin' 'em
So stop lyin','For I, throw you inside the Lion's den/
Stupid mutherfucker, I told you there's no escape
Like in the lunch room, stealin' fries right offa' your tray
And your right,
I'm not trying to catch your "gay", so stay away,
your metaphors suck,
Like Hillary Duff in broad day

Yeah, awesomeness!

At 1/8/14 06:04 PM, ExtraLife wrote: Wow, what a huge error on the YouTube devs part.

LOL,
FUCK
youtube!

At 1/8/14 01:00 PM, DM692 wrote: "Black"

DM!
You "know" I'm "black", right?

Awwww "TSUKI TSUKI" now,
Ohai!

Yeah, you in the grey...

Hey..

Whats left to say,
cept I'll ruin yer day
like a bad anime
thats on display
at walmart,
you know that shit is gay
but not gayer than richard simmons in a twerk vid
with Elton john in the back, makin it rain on that kid
kind of way/
Ugh, I have to stop here,
Cuz' I'm uninterested.
In any kind of queer joke I might have for you to hear/read...

At 1/8/14 12:36 PM, rendibsivad wrote: I love getting beat, tortured and spanked, I have no technology to take away. I love doing homework, and I destroy more of ur shit while ur sleeping. How will you punish me you stupid cunt??

Have sex with you.

Yeah, I said it.
AND I'm "black".
Nyah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNEolxBmso

At 1/7/14 09:03 PM, SpankyG wrote: 60 degrees is cold? Do you live in the tropics?

I say get a snuggie.

That is pretty warm...

At 1/7/14 09:07 PM, ASmallOstrich wrote: Over the Duck Dynasty, and Honey Boo-Boo shows? so they found a Niche that makes them money, that's really societies fault, not theirs, I'd never heard of these shows pre-bitchery of my friends, really why do these people deserve the grief people give them OVER THERE FAME, not lifestyles, that's an entirely different discussion.

Im not.
It's everyone else.
I dont mind,
I find it,..."Entertaining"

Yes, I speak American.
It's 'cuz it's a language so much further advanced
beyond the reaches of translation,
that it infact appears retarded.

And Conal.

At 1/6/14 01:47 PM, AxTekk wrote: I'm the new Allen Poe, horror-core artist who grab lettuce
While you busy "raping shit", the fuck? You got a scat fetish?
Bottom tier MCs face the ax, it's well known that I'm ending them.
Tell Tale Heart? Nah bro, it's the Pit and The Pendulum

Shotouts to Addict, Boss, Tsuki, Wegra, Axx, and Kwing.
This shit is live, Im rollin' balls.

Sooo...the turn is K-Wing,huh?
Did I say it right??...
Just like ta be correct..

Anyway,
Let the hammer smash fistin' begin!
It was so kinda fun, so I guess I'll go in again
So this K-wing dude was the last one to try and run in
the house but got blown up, by a grenade, pulled pin
with no fat bitch/
Dynamic action,
duel slappin'
simultaneous switchin'
on you faggot ass bitches, tryina' take away my riches, type of action/
Fuck Axx
No circumstance needed, so what the fuck is a reference? Hashtag: Swaggerjackin'
Fuck the both of you.
Imma whip ya'll worse than the racists,
did when they found them ni44@$ tryina' hide in the forests
back in like, 1860
Aye yo cuz, Im incredible,
so forget it/
your chances of winning are lookin a lil slim, jim
Like a foreclosure on credit
while you got hit
with the criminal intent
like them fools on tv
ya'll are better off starting saying goodbye now,
and ending with an "I forfeit"

My name is Mister Wilson and I'm here to say
I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way
What are you doing in my basement? Get outta here
GET OUTTA HERE!

Hold up, couldnt let that duck pass...
Mr Wilson,
Beside the fact that your talkin' shit,
What the hell
you doin' with kids in your basement?

At 1/5/14 09:25 PM, AxTekk wrote: So much filler in this bitch, you on some dildo bars
Hoe, you lower the standard but I still go hard
And no personals, in a verse that long? Think I know what's wrong,
You think if you write a million bars, laws of probability mean one'll be good
Uh-uh fucker, you got nada the talent, now accidents happen
You better pray it'll be a close shave when I bring blades up in your hood
See that? That's called a rhyme scheme, I'm tightening the standards
Of this whole damn place, clock-wise leave you open faced

BARZZZZZZZ

Oh...I see...

I rape shit, and break shit
don't explain shit
foul mouthed, yeah,
so guys like you can hope to grasp THE concept
I don't go hard or dumb,I go intelligent
See, traps like yours go runnin'
up to cops to tell who did it, like some Edgar Alan Poe,
the Tell Tale Heart, and then you admitted it
like you didnt mean to do it, crybaby, taddletale,
PUSSY-ASS SHIT...>.>

As you stand in your own pool of it...

Sayin' alotta' mustard,
Tryin' to play ketchup to me
Stupid-ass ni##a, you can suck these nuts
for free.....:)

I'm the type 'a guy ta,
steal your thunder like Im sellin coke
hand 'em back to ya, ask ya to do a line/
Nice way to improvise,
But at the same time
like I just said,
fuck not having a structure for all your rhymes/
Newgrounders got bass?!/
Please./
They ain't professional enough to take it seriously,
catch 'em down on their knees/
Talkin' 'bout "C'mon jeeze, I was just playing dude, sheesh,
calm down before you start a flame war with the all of the geeks/
take a chill pill, my mentors are listenin' in on me"
Well here's a fuck for you, and fuck them for challenging me
You wont get a second chance ta think 'bout crossing that bridge
I see you let your hands slip, while Im settin fires to these
Punk ass emcee's seriously tryin to reach out me
You can pack your bags now, I'll give you 'till the count of three/
and Imma cut the ropes whill youre busy checkin in on me
Murdered you without a track now, try and come back from that.
Mutherfucker.

oooohhhhh--
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Fuck you, your face, your fam,
and anything you stand/
for, who, without, whom,
yeah,prolly yer dad/
bastard, dont get mad, you never had a chance
ta win this rap crap/
thats like tryina launch without a launch pad
you dumbass/
fuck not having any structure
you should getchur ass kicked now,
yesterday I already warned ya/
And come back when you get some lyrics that dont bore me/
fall asleep trashin your garbage ass,
snoring/
And if you think yer worthy of the king shit title
you have a better chance trying to
get me to preach the bible/
sike
fuckin goober,
yeah right/
screw that shit in tight
it doesnt go counterclockwise,
you better learn how to write,
excuse me, i mean type
You little treats are just teases
dont satisfy appetites,
they swear they know how to rhyme,
you having a mic is a crime,
since you brought beef to the table,
I guess its dinner time

Guess Im goin in on Smurf
or past,or over/
Cant ask if he surfs
Reality check, cold shoulder/
Guess yer jibberish
is infinite
to begin with/
funny,sekmhet isnt here
that fuckin n*gger/
Leand me yer throats
cuz Im the new ripper--

On second thought ,this is too much effort...
fuck this...