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Heh...Imma nerd by default, so yeah..
Also, yes, my current g/f does...

At 2/23/14 03:40 AM, Voltage wrote:
and in one rapid succession

Sup Voltage,
to formally anoint this, halitosis,
bars so toxic,
excuse my notion, to motion this commotion, if you get nauseous
destination?
setting sail on a gnarly ghost ghaleon in this rap ocean
from coast to coast and,
pier 2 peer, seeding connections , guess I'm hostin'
^See what I did here?
Hello hip hop patron,
Its good to see another person surf without fear
cuz battle raps is overrated, wouldnt you agree?

At 2/23/14 03:07 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Just steal $5000 from them. They won't notice the difference. :D

Right?
Maybe even more O.O

At 2/21/14 03:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote: go away

Aww, that was cute.
Shutup.

At 2/23/14 02:16 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 2/23/14 02:08 AM, Obagilorum wrote: most online art is ripped off from old books and stuff I think.
most online art is ripped off from old books
ripped off from old books
ripped off

lmmfao,

that hat tho!

At 2/22/14 04:32 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Have any of you ever used your mom's panties to masturbate with?

My cousins...
both of em...

Xero....

At 2/22/14 11:35 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: you're grounded, go cry to your mom, she's at my house bitch

How dare this,
royal bitchness, try and get this
hit quick, like he got a death wish, so check it
while yer countin' down, lets start from the number Ten(10) to kick it
It'll take yer slow ass Nine(9) whole suns to try and manage
Then, while your busy trying to recollect it,
I hit you Eight (8) straight steady times already before this,
Meanwhile, youre counting Seven(7) when it's really Six (6)
You dizzy aintchu' Silly nig ga? I'm busy diggin' yer ditch, while its half past Five(5)
You feign and feint in and out alive, I'm splittin' the nanoseconds countin' down this long ass drive
You shoulda' reconsidered this be-FORE[Four](4) you went off and got hype
And its my honor to give you till the count of Three(3)
To make any last words known to anyone in this world, but me
And keep the Two (2) cents, because its just you and me
And now youre fucked, because now, Im the only One(1) from now on untill infinity
You'll NEVERbeat me...
(^see what I did there?)

At 2/22/14 10:04 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: Cuz the only one you'd know would be the one in your hand

Here he goes, recycling verses,tryina save da earth an shit
he gotta climb the mountain first and the boy is only at the summit
I've heard nothing monetary notely from you, my boy or award winning, gold nor silver worthy
God dont like ugly, I dont like phony, better stick to yer hoping on rice-a-roni in the morning
You can poke yer chest out on the net, thats cool,
but any credentials you have, when my nig gas aint even heard of you
like this thread, when you pop up, you get popped, slap chopped for fast food
aint no secrets lil nig ga
cracka think cuz he saw 8 mile and got stoned, that it'll work for 'em(<see what I did there?)

At 2/22/14 04:10 PM, SuperElroy wrote:

At 2/22/14 02:48 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I could eat anything I want and not have any health consequences from it.

Granted, you are young so you should be fine.

I wish for everyone to get aids.

Granted. Someone came up with the cure, but the cure is so expensive,
you cant afford it.

I wish I wasnt born.

Ugly girls.
Yeah, they actually have more of a personality than those "glamour girls",
making the option for sex, alot easier.

At 2/22/14 03:52 PM, Frenzy wrote:
(Obviously, babies and young children are off limits, because they have no capacity to choose yet.)

Its the responsibility of the consequence of their actions,
that diqualify them from being able to make such desicions, not the actions or feelings involved .
Also, no, not really, considering in other countries its ok to get married to 12 year olds.
But, in that circumstance, the parents "sell" them off,
to give them better opportunities/chances, at a somewhat "successful" future.

At 2/22/14 12:17 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:
That was so shitty don't even get me started
cuz I feel guilty rapping against the mentally retarded
But I'll let you drop to your knees and go down south
that will be the first good thing to ever come outa yo mouth
then I'll cum some more make you my personal whore
bitch lay down on the floor like a good mat under the door
now back that ass up, and sit on my prick
cuz if I hear you talk back you're gonna get the whip

Microphones aint nothin to play with,
step up, fuck around, and your career will get killed quick
Know how I can tell youre not really an MC?
Your bars have half effort, and no originality
Clam makes a dick joke, when clam's another word for slit
zip yer lips, you get zilch, cuz yer not shit,
YOU ARE TRASH TALKING, and the hot garbage you spit
isnt worth applauding, or half as appauling, as you think it is

At 2/21/14 10:43 AM, Elitistinen wrote: Why not steal from the crooked riches? Like corrupted government's members and criminals?

Not all riches are bad people.

Yeah, yeah, youre right. I meant the jerks, and big corporations and stuff.

At 2/21/14 10:31 AM, Madjasper1 wrote:

At 2/21/14 10:06 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 09:59 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I wish I could expand the horizon.

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish someone cared.

Okay, I'll care, but I won't be able to let you know.

Personally, I want a better webcam.

I dont know how to make a question offa that.

Dont you know, you got Sol, Yggdrasil?

At 2/21/14 10:34 AM, SubparTony wrote: I see. Something like "The end justifies the means". Burn the system down.

I cant help it,
But, in making /living sacrificially, I can say
alterly Ive found a purpose...Ive found,
a life...:)

At 2/21/14 09:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/21/14 08:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I had more time.

Granted, but you don't know what to do with your time.

I wish I would always spend my time usefully.

Granted. But the you appear in a courtroom, and the judge slams the gavel and says:
"25 to life"
I wish I could expand the horizon.

At 2/21/14 09:36 AM, kisame wrote: Not as bad as Gnoming.

lmao, but EVERYTHING is trolling.
?How do I tie my shoe?"

At 2/21/14 09:43 AM, kisame wrote: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

LMAO

At 2/21/14 09:37 AM, gearsofwhore wrote: Stealing is wrong but it feels good sometimes.

I was po I couldnt afford the or.

-Big L

LOL, true AND terrible.

At 2/20/14 12:09 PM, Phobotech wrote: Have you ever been bitten by anything terrifying?

Nope.

To be or not to be? That is the question.

I choose to be.
What happened to sloppy joes?

At 2/20/14 01:13 AM, Greenskullkid wrote: I liked my friend, paul's status on fb.. just so you know

lol, hey vegeta

I have a thing for "stealing from the rich",
to give to the "poor".

It feels good.....

At 2/20/14 07:48 PM, BasedBubbus wrote: Where does white peoples fear of black men come from

Everyone's incedences/ instances / experiences vary from man to man.
Dealing with racism ISNT hard,
just keep your cool, and remember your BRAINZ

At 2/20/14 02:39 AM, Sevkat wrote: mine gets itchy all the time
it feels nice when i scratch it
wby?

HA!
An itchy asshole means you should wash yer shit,
nasty ass.

At 2/19/14 11:25 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: If TV networks keep going the direction they are, someday we might see a reality show where a family of either group have to live together and find this common ground.

Nice point, I think you are 100% correct.
I also think that these common stereotypes are to ignorant to realize
these similarities.

Yo,
Im at work, so Im gonna make this quick.

The hip-hop Robin Hood is back
I cant stand this job, tryina break my back
over some fuckin chump change, this is why i hate money
you cant determine what my destiny is supossed to be
or try to take it from me,
or know what that means to me,
the world twice over and then some, you feel me?
and if not,
i think you need to spend more time inside the slums
to understand where Im comin from, honestly

long live hip hop

At 2/6/14 08:33 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: What do you think of this?

The Justice system is false hope,
and hope is a "person without purpose"s tool.
With these things considered,
Imagein how boned they are...

At 2/17/14 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: I can't masturbate to pictures of girls I have a crush on. Everyone else is fair game though.

True.

At 2/18/14 04:58 AM, Clamstuffer wrote: I mean there is no real distinction to any of it. It's all the same. We're all pursuing our own self-interest for our own biological self-preservation in whatever way we are wired ame as every fucking organism in existence. It's all bullshit.

Aint it?