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At 2/26/14 10:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/26/14 10:10 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/26/14 10:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to get a birthday thread this Friday.

Granted, but the thread will be made by me (BTW, your birthday is in the same month as mine).

I wish school lunches didn't taste like shit.

Granted, now they taste like vomit.

I wish school lunches tasted good.

Granted, here's your diploma.

I wish for a nice fat sandwich, from a nice fat girlfriend.
Head, please.

At 2/26/14 01:19 PM, Wegra wrote: Pizza

Well I guess I don't have to ask what it's like to have sex with that now

Fuckin' funny.
I used to gross people out with the thought of that idea.

This is a natural urge,
Yes?

Agreed.

Behold, Apocalypse,
the end is closer to the end
Do you ever really doubt,
that we wont pay for our sins?
YAY!
THE HEAVENS will burn!
NO "ONE" can save us now!
Everything we once LOVED...
Shall Perish in Flames!!!

Arch Enemy-Cosmic Retribution

Phew,
anyone else comin down offa insane adrenaline high,
caused the the extremity and un-believability, of certainty?

At 2/26/14 01:48 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Well, pizza is the sexist food.

That ;pizza is VERY sexist!

At 2/26/14 11:22 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/26/14 09:30 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote: You couldn't even handle my pencil, you prick,

me to quit I'll take sticky notes and put em on his open sores

Ah, Clam.

Shut the fuck up.
Before you get poked up,
with shanks and pitchforks, by skanks and ogre whores from lab corridors,
trying to fist fuck you with a roll of quarters
Fool,
I said stay in your lane, boy
Don't say my name, pay me no attention, that's why your lame boy
But for some reason, I cum out of YOUR mouth more than ANY "Awesome bar" you think you might've mentioned,
I think this is like, the fifth time I've slapped you, inside of YOUR own rap dimension,
And I'm not gay, so you won't ever see me read another man's name
Other than my own, permitted to be free or boned,
believe it or not, you want the title, but that throne is my home
And stupid nig gas like you threaten it when they come along
Talking retarded, That's why you look like you're missing a couple chromosomes
Unless I'm battle rapin' 'em, I mean christmas wrapping them,
go on home now, you can go back to sleeping with yer cousin.

At 2/25/14 09:15 PM, Kwing wrote: Just how much gibberish did you write about water?
I'd dish out the slaughter but it's like "Why even bother?"

Yeah, I am honest about it, and that's the truth, to me
See, it's too bad you don't take yourself seriously
To think, you could apply that half ass effort to SOMETHING
It's " Your best foot first ", that shows you are not listening
Will someone explain to me, how did this chicken break his K-Wing?
Shoulda' got rid of me when you could have,
Little man,
I can't play or let you get away,
Not a chance,
I'm spittin' 950 cal. bullets,
wanna dance?
Xero in on the target,
Cuz' your next words will be your last..

You couldn't even handle my pencil, you prick,
or get a stencil kit to illustrate, your straight bullshit,
This guy thinks he needs a spy kit...
So what makes you think you can stop it?
Last time, I made you rage quit,
It's irrefutable,
Kwing, you could eat a dick AND a brick, and get beat to death a with a burning bag of dirty, severed dicks, by chicks, and whilst on fire, accidentally commit suicide, by jumping off the side of a bridge, Come on the news tonight at 6, after all that, I still couldn't possibly give a shit about you.
Lyrics tighter than Magneto's grip, Told you I got this,
punch you in the chest so hard,
make all of your disks slip,
Chop your stock, shut you down and open up shop this,
Kwing fuck, that decided to make an entrance,
looking like a dumbass, he thinks he in the matrix
wearin' that eyeshadow, lipstick, and that black spandex
Faggot....

I wish for stability within the storm.

At 2/25/14 05:18 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 2/25/14 03:05 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

I wish for grand piano abilities.

Granted. You have the ability to become a grand piano at will. Wherever a douche needs to show off off at a party you will be there to have "closing time" played on you.

I wish for the ability to play any piano that isn't secretly a person who turned into a piano.

Heh.
Granted. You have "the robot devil"-from-futurama's hands.

The longest I think was a week,
but that's because it was the gathering of the juggalos,
and we had the campgrounds to stay in the crystal forest.

I Harness this with reigns of honesty,
March proud with Armistice, Stomp next to Amnesty,
modestly,
I'm not doddling, And I'm no model citizen, but my tenacity
Makes me too excited when I ever so slighty, even partially--!!
...
8 way slash this bitch, freight train crash this shit,
Explain plain that weight gain, on this plane, takes mastering
Contain the "brains" that play games, take a cane, and bash 'em in,
Drain out my main vein, in vague vane, hey clam, aint that called passing?
Water? Well, wait,
If I lose you in a second, remember, it's not a race,
I swim through the rage hate on a daily basis,
The mindless are a waste, So I'm staging my own changes
Unleash tsunami word spells, serve all my haters like a waiter
so when they me ask for the Aqua, I ring hell's bell and yell,"SCRUB AND BUBBLES",
Yeah, waterfall AND cascade them,
And if I had any enemies, I'd both nueter and spay them
Steam rolled like the street, aint no sesame
Or open says me, I don't have a heart, so,
what's skipping a beat? There's a scotch, but there is no hop,
Rated-R, adults only, but Imma' hip-hop zombie
'till the death of me,

At 2/25/14 02:46 PM, NerdLiife wrote:

At 2/25/14 12:43 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
Granted, but I get to run you over afterwards. Feet first with a Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank, should be a slow agonizing death or a quick POP!

I wish there was a theme park that was so... girly... your dick just shrivels up when you walk through the gates.

Granted. But you're required to wear pink the entire day in high heels.

I wish for Pizza.

Granted. I hope you like anchioves and sweaty gym socks.

I wish for grand piano abilities.

At 2/25/14 01:26 PM, FRAYDO wrote: that's sir elton john to you! he is a great man, most definitely. he has done much for music and charitable works, and i can respect that.

Can def. respect that.

Interesting.
Helpful and insightful.
Glad I picked Newgrounds.

Ahh ,dang. There goes future cameos of himself...

At 2/25/14 12:23 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, you get shit.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but, you're already here.
I wish for world peace.

OMG THE HORRUH!

Whats that place like? Is it like four chan, or is it really considered Newgrounds' rival?
(In b4 go find out for yourself)

At 2/24/14 10:49 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

At 2/24/14 03:23 AM, nonono1 wrote: It's all a lie

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO HAS EYES! before everything producers who do movies and tv shows and people in deep deep social life with the illuminati in hollywood tried to warn everyone. its not a coincidence

AND?

At 2/24/14 03:31 PM, NuclearInfected wrote: Something that would make the smell gross. Like if someone had B.O. that smelled like fried chicken.

You mean like vanilla scented labia?

At 2/24/14 03:15 PM, Kogey wrote:

just having an exaggerated pendulum like thing and they think that looks good.

No real opinion, really.
You use em or you don't, I guess??

At 2/24/14 02:01 PM, tsukikomi wrote: If you know what's good for ya honey dearist

I guess,
this mess this lady just made somebody should clean up or somethin',
Cuz I'll be damned if I'm gonna trade some piece of pie,
lyrical marmalade
Ok, I fronted,
I shoulda' wiped you out in the first place,
instead of letting you think you were okay, and you were gonna make it
Sike,
portrayed the poor patriot, and now its time you got played
like the town bike,
Errbody dun rode dat bitch all over the place
And with you, THIS time, I'll make no mistake
in letting you go, now I see I'm gonna have to Erase you
Lead dip you full of ink, leave your canvas full of holes, and I'm still nice enough
to outline and re-trace you,
Mention the displacement of engagement
Re master the silhouette around your discouraging statements,
abrasively,
You ill-reputable, impudent, brain dead human
tearing down your terrace, with direct consistency
Delivering 100% accuracy to the fullest to your image,
all the way to the furthest, including biggest and smallest, shortest to tallest
units,
That's just how I do this,
Stop trying to screw this,
And for real, you sound like a hipster chick, who's clueless
The "rap" crap that comes flappin' out of your fat yap,
is stupid,
Who ever gassed you up for this slap trap, I dunno but,
Im glad to do it
If you're convinced you're better then me,
quit dreaming,
If anyone got anything from this,
Its how Fred Comer beheaded a
lying, scheming, trash heap flinging, bath time singing,
conniving, conceited, sniveling little bitch.

I get called white alot...

I notice within more socially uncommon "stereotypes"...>.>

Racism wont end, cuz the nature of man is just that.
And we're still here...
Also, Reno had the right idea about the whole thing.

At 2/24/14 07:36 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
I want to know if any of you have hobbies that are cheap/ free, or if you have an expensive one, how you originally got into it. And by hobbies I don't simply mean surfing the web or cleaning your house, I mean things that can be considered a talent or productive in usage.

This made me laugh.
Define "Poor".

Insanctuary, I'll get to you in a second.

At 2/23/14 06:21 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: I beat you 10 different ways with a cat of 9 tails

Wait wait wait....I'm "whack",
but youre still copyin' me??? ...And this nig ga just threatened me with a cat....hold up...

Look, rap is more than,
nonetheless-ing, for the lesson
sit up kid, bout kick yo ass wit this blessin'
It seems you have an affinity for penis and crack jokes,
I think before you go in, you should examine what you wrote
beforehand, or keep writing about kitty litter and beach sand
Silly boy, all of your tenor is in a blender, trying to be the man
use a strategy, make a point of it so you DO remember, you can
instead of recycling everyone else's rhymes, simply spitting spam,
use yer melon.

At 2/23/14 10:56 PM, Insanctuary wrote: and that's why it's all a lie.

Look,
rap to say what they wanna?
Or are they gonna, regardless if you run up, armored with guns up?
Or course we are, warriors of the future, we are brought up
I see the definition of define,
Its up to us to express this private mind sky, up high like Micheangelo,
Brotha.
When he did the ceiling, that art is devine
Rome wasn't built in a day, Julius didn't cease in a week
So when they press you, tell 'em I said "Fuck your lie"
Im tryina sit back and enjoy this ride...

At 2/23/14 07:21 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/23/14 05:39 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 2/23/14 05:34 PM, nonono1 wrote:

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Would've given you higher for the profile image if it didn't have that empty, white background.

True. Cant help it.

At 2/23/14 05:34 PM, nonono1 wrote:

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LMAO, we're goin to hell