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At 3/7/14 03:54 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 3/6/14 03:08 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
I wish for big phat jiggly buttz.

Granted. A disembodied big and corpulent pair of buttocks appear out of thin air and fall at your feet with a wobbly flop. They had once belonged to a living human, and have been clearly, freshly severed. You try to ignore the blood and its detailed patterns in the human fat...your eye is drawn to the edges of skin, as it details the biological dissection of an ass.

It decomposes rather quickly...the smell somehow carries a hint of farts and shits with the rotting flesh and stale blubber. It is a unique bouquet of potent scents that you will remember for the rest of your life...and you will have no disembodied butt to show for the experience.

I wish I could see what other people could see remotely, at my own will, effortlessly.

As I use the blood for lube, as I slide my dick inbetween those--...awww....

Granted. You lost the pair of camera glasses you had.

I wish for less awesomeness in my alone time.

At 3/6/14 08:36 PM, Greenskullkid wrote: if you don't have any cocaine?

I dunno, I've never had this problem.

you got noth'in on me

Im out for dead presidents to represent me
start on main offense cause the defense is lookin kinda empty
Too many holes to vacate for entry
cuz snakes and rats and theives get caught and chopped for mincemeat
In these Pipelines, supposed grapevines, deteriorating
Pump summore in my veins, this shits invigorating
Silly muthafuckas, yet, look at how we pass the time
Id say Im ahead of myself, leavin the past behind
today's present or future, I dont have gifts in mind
Except a Sprite to myself, Zero if you dont include the lime

At 3/5/14 02:58 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

. So who's with me?

I second this notion!

At 3/23/12 02:59 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.

Yeah, let's see you take a full strength swing to the naked arch of your bald forhead
from a steel chair, held by Big E with NOTHING to soften the impact...
Or, lets discuss how Owen Heart died...
Or How Steve Austin fractured his neck, fighting Undertaker.
Or how Mankind was just one sick, sadistic sunnuva bitch.
Or why they stopped having Tables, Ladders and Chairs matches.
No buddy, the pain is as real as it gets.

At 3/6/14 01:27 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish I could dream when I was awake.

Granted. Your eyelids are cut off.

I wish for big phat jiggly buttz.

At 3/6/14 08:58 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/5/14 10:12 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 3/5/14 04:35 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:
I wish that I died at this second.

Granted, for a single second you were dead. Then you sprang back to life in an instance so quick, you didn't even realize you were dead.

I wish Ronnie James Dio never died, so he could still be alive and doing what he wants to do and stuff.

Granted, he went mainstream.

I wish metal fully replaced mainstream music.

Granted. But people got bored of the same thing.

I wish for more buttcheeks bu bushes ;p...and titties, with chocolate nipples

At 3/6/14 02:38 AM, daGRINCH wrote: everyone knows me, i dont even know them. its pissing me off. hints to solve this

Flex. You're supposed to be you, no matter what bro.

At 3/4/14 02:28 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 3/4/14 01:28 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 3/4/14 10:32 AM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 3/4/14 10:12 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 3/4/14 08:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish my account would never be deleted.

Granted, but all your stats will be reset.

I wish to suffer eternal agony and despair.

Granted. You'll wake up tomorrow.
I wish for more peas.

Granted, they're rotten.

I wish for something tasty.

Granted, but you're life-threateningly allergic to it.

I wish for something fun.

Granted. You get your own theme park, but dont have enough money to pay the mortgage.

I wish for brazillian buttcheeks with euro buttcheeks and spaniard buttcheeks and french and asian buttcheeks and redbone buttcheeks

Yeah, wether playin an awesome game, watchin a hilarious movie,
or staring at the eycandy called art portal, or surfin the chat waves,
or tearin down the bbs...Well, you get the picture ;)
It's all what you want it to be. ;)

At 3/4/14 10:12 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 3/4/14 08:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish my account would never be deleted.

Granted, but all your stats will be reset.

I wish to suffer eternal agony and despair.

Granted. You'll wake up tomorrow.
I wish for more peas.

At 3/4/14 02:19 AM, WiiFittoToreinaa wrote:

@solxero - stfu you're full of yourself
Stop having your head in your ass and fucking yourself
Then get better lyrics that's better then myself
Come around and ask to be trained by addict
Since you're getting your ass kicked you won't forget
Wiki search rap before you rap
Its easy like you fap
Don't crack
And please don't come back

It looks like that's exactly what you did
tried to wiki rap and decided to pick the wii-fit chick gimmick
to run the routine with, Apocalypse reigns you bitch, and Im the getting the bullwhip
Yer bullshit, "spittin flame to other lames!!",
get off it,
In fact, suck it, Im cuming in your face full force like a metal mosh pit
And your "beef", I take it to my butcher shop to crock pot it
Recycle yer recylcing ass, kick the hustle offa the profits
and sell off the flip dough offa whatever extra hot dogs I BEAT OFF YOU
You know better than to challenge the rockstar, the last thing you'll never do.

At 3/3/14 10:33 PM, Kwing wrote: You'll come out as flapjacks on the other side from the slicing

You cut me???.... You mean like the way you cut yourself,
with the way you fucked up that last verse??? Mr. "So-sharp"?
Yer name should be DJ suck-and-slur
Punkass, get in line and take a number, you wont even go outside
to get the Sunday paper, let alone call a plumber to fix the toilet you stopped up
with yer bullshit piling up over the edge, enough of it
Since you're so "hard",You can get the sledge,
Hammer in back of yer neck and get knocked back into yer hammick
good night and day sir, knockout without a knuckle sandwich,
Kwing needs a vicaroo to discover the rap he doesn't have yet.
If these mofo's are my competition, I'll go get the Gurney Hallick....

At 3/3/14 05:57 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Screw the Bible thumpers.

They turned Devil's Night into Angel's Night. How gay is that?

Depends, were any of the Angels raped like normal?
Cuz thats what happens when they fight, ya know.

At 3/2/14 01:21 AM, rendibsivad wrote:

how the fuck should I feel.. :X

(image relavant)

Wait wait wait, be "condemned" for the very action that brings life???
Thats religion I suppose

At 3/2/14 12:33 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:

First YouTube Video? (maybe link to it)

None.
First alcoholic taste?

Chodelars (Yodeling chodes)

At 3/2/14 08:41 AM, Passingby22 wrote: Mine is Furry Porn.

My third eye.

At 3/1/14 08:16 AM, timbox129 wrote:
Because this summer, IDW Publishing and Cartoon Network are publishing a sweeping epic comedic action mash-up called Super Secret Crisis War!

Be prepared for the so-called SUPER SECRET CRISIS WAR!

I was right, they're making the clearing!
THANX!!!

At 2/28/14 07:56 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/28/14 02:05 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

My boy

Dude you're bad. Seriously.

HA! Yeah, I know I'm the worst
so somebody go ahead and call this kid a nurse ("hell"o)
That's right, your not a lil boy, your a lil girl,
Knock yer front teeth out, open and steal this bitchass Clam's pearl
Your just mad, cuz heaven's not playin the harps for you,
Since you so "thorough", maybe you read this through
S-T-A-Y I-N Y-O-U-R O-W-N L-A-N-E F-A-M
Or it's curtains for you.

At 2/28/14 12:39 PM, Profanity wrote: When a cartel has been in a region for long enough, the people who survive the initial violence learn to respect them because they provide protection from the other cartels, employ the locals, and stimulate the economy.

So, theyre taking him down, to fuck them up???
Aw man,C'mon.

At 2/28/14 01:19 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:40 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: I was gonna let you ride, but you're not ruff

Call me lil boy, you don't even know my ass

But you probably don't get it, so here's a hint, you're gay

My boy,
You need more than handful of punchlines to start
You singin' now? Guess we'll call you pop, yer such a tart
Explode whoever gassed you up, kill you with just a fart
Light you up like the fourth, yeah, now you'll shine in the dark
You cant even right to crash, dummy, its your other write
Give it up while you're ahead, homey, dont deserve a mic
And if I catch you bitin' off me, one more fucking time
Or comin' after me like you want revenge, I must be nice.

Hand it over dog, it's over.

At 2/28/14 12:51 AM, Sekhem wrote: 'Free El Chapo': Mexicans March for Jailed Drug Lord

HA, this has 2010 written all over it.
Also, yes the should free him. They're afraid of an outside power,
having too much. This "threatens" them.

I like alotta 90's hip hop,
cuz rap is overrated.

Uhm...Good topic.

Mom and dad split up when I was 7. Had a hard time deciding which parent I wanted to live with.
I was so mad at them. Anywho, I kept switching to find some kind of "completeness", and found obstruction.
To each, their own perks, and setbacks. You know, Mom would show you a nicer side of life, could sing like the fuckin bitches from disney, party her ASS off, and still the three of us purposefully, while handling school AND work, answering my dumbass(R.I.P. Ma) But, we wouldnt understand why she'd lie to us, (To go be with a man, we can't fufill her in that fashion) So, she had me dipped (Christian by default) There was too many holes in their stories whenever I asked them why they split up.

While living with Dad was completely and unstabley INSANE! I started smoking, he'd have a different bitch over, like, every other weekend, He'd give me money and kick me out, but when I got back home, give me hatever I asked for, Get drunk all the time, and go rip shit (Laugh at stuff) His side of the family was crazy awesome too, BUT HE HAD SO MANY COMIC BOOKS AND ACTION FIGURES!!!! He was SUCH a nerd-pimp. I used to skip middle school to learn how to hustle on the streets, and that's how I used to get punked and bullied, fuckin around out there. And its from fighting through
this "wilderness", I learned how to see the "Core" of Man. Mom's passed a couple years later, Me and my sisters have since grown apart. I learned no matter how much I beg and plead, and pray, that god doesnt hear me....

So...

At 2/27/14 06:53 PM, FattyFatFatGamer wrote: I mean really, your making your natural normal tits, which are soft, then your making them into hard rocks.

Obsession vs fascination.
I mean,
I hear voices in every little thing I do,
but you dont see me cryin about it.

At 2/27/14 08:43 PM, Piggler wrote:

At 2/27/14 08:09 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: You could insert it into your rectum.

It would have to be one of those really small balloons meant for water balloon fights. Even then I don't know if I could piss forcefully enough to overcome the rubber's resistance to expand the balloon.

My sentiments exactly.

At 2/27/14 05:06 PM, kanef wrote:

At 2/27/14 02:40 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

At 2/27/14 12:43 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/26/14 02:10 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

Ah, Clam.
Shut the fuck up

wearing a sign that says your ass is mine

I was gonna let you ride, but you're not ruff

i'm 100% niggeh

He's goin corporate son!!!!! Tell em to put the suit on!

At 2/27/14 12:43 AM, Clamstuffer wrote:

At 2/26/14 02:10 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:

Ah, Clam.
Shut the fuck up

wearing a sign that says your ass is mine

I was gonna let you ride, but you're not ruff
I was gonna let that slide, but your not tough
Yeah, you're butt, like, a cigarette, soft like puff
Catch you spinnin' then I'll hit you with a rolling sawbutt
LIl boy,
Still frontin' like yer nice when u need an education upgrade
Stupid and ugly, dumb as fuck, and you represent the next decade?
It's sorry to see our tax dollars at work for this worthless,
nig ga dat aint got nobody, you ain't no thug, just perpetrating

At 2/27/14 12:45 PM, kanef wrote: big. booty. bitches i said
big booty bitches i'm fucking

He just beat ALL you.

At 2/25/14 06:32 PM, Clamstuffer wrote: How come if you're like dyslexic or autistic or stuff like that everyone is all, oh you have a learning disorder and we have to wipe your ass for you or whatever... but if you're narcissistic or something then, no fuck you, you're just an asshole.

Know what I'm saying? Like they're all from that psychology book. It's all the same shit. It's a double standard. It is discrimination.

Ya know, now thatchu' mention it,
I kinda hate how they give handicap people driving access...