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Response to: Racist comments on YouTube Posted 2 weeks ago in General

They're all stupid. Let the stupid fry.
They deserve it.

Response to: When you do it for the LOL's Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 07:14 PM, cga-999 wrote:
At 12/13/14 07:00 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: It was sooooo worth it,
whadn't it?
I dont mind gettin' fucked up, sometimes,
as long as I make someONE laugh.
What if they don't think pain is funny?

Its not always pain.
Henceforth, the "Sometimes" in my previous statement. ;)

Response to: Gotham Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/13/14 02:57 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: BUT, why didn't he just let Gotham die? He could have tried to rescue as many good people as possible, and let the others destroy themselves.

Very valid point,
but Batman is a dick, on purpose.
He doesn't kill people,
He fucks 'em up so bad,
they'll NEVER think about crossing him again.
With these tools and bosses considered,
do you really THINK Bats is gonna let people walk all over him?
If I had the same equipment/advantages,
I'd STOMP, wherever I please. Even METROPOLIS, (Just like Bruce's retarded ass, but @6'8 and 250, Id def. agree)
But, a smarter man, not so emotionally wrapped in bone deep bullshit
soundly, and LOGICALLY,would take off.
(P.S., If I were a ninja, I'd kick your ass before you knew what was comin' too)'

Response to: Do You Even Salad? Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/12/14 10:11 PM, Shauna wrote:

:Do you even salad?

LMAO,
HELL NAWL!

When you do it for the LOL's Posted 2 weeks ago in General

It was sooooo worth it,
whadn't it?
I dont mind gettin' fucked up, sometimes,
as long as I make someONE laugh.

Response to: KickStarter Bullshit! Posted 2 weeks ago in General

Good looks.

Response to: Eric Garner died doing wat he loved Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/9/14 11:23 AM, Kel-chan wrote: As a large fatman, he died doing what he loved and it was not the policemans fault.

Here is a file photo taken just mere seconds before his untimely death.

May god have mercy on his soul.

The line she's looking for is
BAH-DUM-PISH.

Response to: I saw public sex today Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/10/14 03:05 AM, Xenomit wrote:
's just not something you see everyday.

I walked into an alleyway with a couple doing just that.
The guy all like "oh shit" and I said "excuse me, sorry to interrupt"
And the girl stayed on her knees, while laughing and kept going as I walked off.
Funny night in the hood.

Response to: "You've got some shit on your leg." Posted 2 weeks ago in General

At 12/9/14 10:08 PM, Seasons wrote: You've got some shit on your leg.

That's not shit on my leg, that's my ASS!

Response to: being single sucks Posted 3 weeks ago in General

No it doesn't stupid, you were born single dumbass.

Response to: Welcome People of Reddit Posted 3 weeks ago in NG News

So this is where all the newbies are comin from?
Heh, welcome to newgrouds! Enjoy your stay :)

Response to: Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted 1 month ago in General

At 11/21/14 02:25 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Farts are disgusting, no matter which gender.

Away with you, boy.

Response to: HOMELESS JOKES? Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

At 11/19/14 10:46 PM, Boomstick wrote: Home is where the heart is, and that's the only home she has now.

But does she have any change, though?

Response to: HOMELESS JOKES? Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

At 11/19/14 10:28 PM, TecNoir wrote:

I literally cannot deal with this. I don't know what to do Newgrounds, I can't think. Who makes homeless jokes?

With that said, maybe you already know, that you don't need to think about it at all. ;)

But, the world is a very cruel place.

Also, will she need about tree fitty?

Response to: Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

At 11/19/14 08:26 PM, Nickisabi wrote: The shit I run into on the BBS...

Yer still depressed cuz the chats down,
arentcha?

And monster, I saw whatchu did there! You got me!

And SCTE3, hell naw, they frikkin stank lmao!

Response to: Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

At 11/19/14 08:16 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 11/19/14 08:15 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
At 11/19/14 08:14 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Just because you can make 4 topics a day, doesn't mean you have to make a topic.
Hey monster, let's compare sign up dates, and posts counts.
2008 and still a noob.

No. I had a point.
Might've flown over your clockwork.

Response to: Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

At 11/19/14 08:14 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Just because you can make 4 topics a day, doesn't mean you have to make a topic.

Hey monster, let's compare sign up dates, and posts counts.

Response to: Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

Oh yeah, alomst forgot. SFW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDSIYmF_ImM

Girl Farts (Cuz it's a thing) Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

So, while searching for thermal imaging, I came a cross the weird part of you tube.
Long story short, I rode a LOLercoaster for a lil' while.
How do girl farts make you feel?
My girl rips it, I reward her. I'm not gonna lie, this shit is funny as hell to me.
Its not an obsession, just a joke. I didn't know it was a thing, though.

Response to: What was the best day of your life? Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

It was last night in fact.
I learned how to believe in myself, and stood up to the whole planet.
Fuck the bitches!

Response to: Write a letter to your future self Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

Yo Fred,

If youre reading this, it must mean you figured out what I was going to tell you.
Carry on.
Fred.

Response to: Stuff in porn that bothers you Posted November 19th, 2014 in General

I hate "porn" in general.
Now, the Amateur stuff on the other hand...

Response to: Help!! New g/f is illuminati!!! Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

At 11/11/14 02:45 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Tell her you're a Mason and that you're already rock hard

then segway into sex

Yes Cordy , we sail. That's not an issue, its the intelligence of this bitch. Im tired if the
same shit.Now I know why,.

Help!! New g/f is illuminati!!! Posted November 11th, 2014 in General

I wondered why she had all the right things to say. But everytime we even begin
To have a conversation, its the same thing, over and over (like Im one of the brain-washable
sheeple, fuck you) Im about to just drop this bitch, but I ain't no bitch. Ill do it. Fuck the illuminati,
always stickin their hands in my shit. Fuck. There's goes another dead bitch. FUCK!!! I hate this ship.

Response to: Your day as a white man Posted November 6th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 07:32 PM, 24901miles wrote:
Today, a wealthy white man shared intimate details of his family life with me after we discussed the results of the Midterm Elections and our understandings of the numbers and complex demographics issues behind the vote totals.

Your turn.

Nice bait,
checkmate.

Response to: Jesus Chatline 4chan trolls Posted November 6th, 2014 in General

At 11/5/14 04:21 PM, MMHM wrote: With the logo and colour scheme it seems like a gay singles chat.

Naw bro,
they were definitely gay.

Response to: "But, I poop from there!" Posted November 3rd, 2014 in General

At 11/3/14 12:09 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Following the same train of thought would the same people complain "but my pee comes from there" if they try doing anything vaginal or penis related also?

LMAO, such sarcasm.
Love you guys.

Response to: "But, I poop from there!" Posted November 3rd, 2014 in General

At 11/3/14 12:13 AM, Canas wrote: "Not right now you don't"

Did you have as good a time as I?
Cuz I had a--
Wait for it...
BALL!!!!!

"But, I poop from there!" Posted November 3rd, 2014 in General

"Not today you don't!"

Response to: I was paintballing in snow Posted November 1st, 2014 in General

At 11/1/14 11:37 PM, Unpacked wrote:
At 11/1/14 11:34 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote: Appreciated my Freedom to the fullest.
Murica'!

Wait I'm in Quebec

It counts, silly.