4,091 Forum Posts by "SolusLunes"
At 12/14/05 06:34 PM, -ZENON- wrote: today i learned how to do a one handed roll on the drums.
I think that owns your pencil tapping-ness.
Nothing can own the ancient art of Pencil Tapping. Except maybe the more ancient art of Ass Tapping.
Jesus Christ. After listening to this, I HAVE to add it to my favorites. It is, the indefatigable, indubitable, and indeed it is The Serpent's Sin by RyeGuyHead. Just mc'freakin awesome. It deserves a mcAwesomeBurger award- and Chuck Norris demands you all listen to it and review. Or get roundhouse kicked in the head.
At 12/14/05 06:46 PM, RyeGuyHead wrote:
(Im the biggest dumbass)
Award for understatement of the day! But I shall listen, and revieweth. For it will most likely be good. Or maybe even deserving of a McAwesomeBurger award.
I don't know what I will do next. Time to wander until inspiration strikes!
At 12/14/05 04:35 PM, Chronamut wrote: no you're a PRICK instead!
lol j/k
-api-
there u happy man?
You bastard! You haven't even reviewed my good songs! I shall call up Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you in the head!... Prick. :) But really, you are one of me fave authors chronamut :)
Chuck Norris will steal your virginity. Even if you say you lost your virginity, you will lose it to Chuck Norris. And then he'll roundhouse kick you in the head.
Chuck Norris didn't want to be birthed in a normal way, so he punched his way out of his mother's womb. He then grew a beard shortly thereafter.
I just love the banned noob/locked thread smell, don't you? Please, the stickies are there for a reason.
At 12/14/05 04:14 PM, Arenj_Kenshin wrote: none by me =(
or me... I'ma sad =(
At 12/14/05 07:56 AM, jarrydn wrote:
It's got a vocal tract modeller and all other kinds of cool shit that I don't use or will ever need to use.
And that's why it's cool- it has lots of buttons.
At 12/9/05 08:08 PM, -ZENON- wrote:
Right you are, Ken.
MXC rip off
There are few greater shows than MXC. :)
At 12/13/05 10:11 PM, Flashburn wrote: soo umm whats deep eleven mean
Aww, I didn't want you to die. But you angered Chuck Norris. Bye.
At 12/14/05 06:28 AM, Metalcan wrote: When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
You got the same email, eh? It's freakin' hilarious.
Chuck Norris got 7 kinds of cancer and cured himself by flexing for 30 minutes to prove beating cancer is nothing. Take that, Lance Armstrong.
Most awesomeness came of this track. *jedi mind trick* You want to review. You also want to vote 5. You like this song. Really.
Don't ask about the name. Really. I will kill you, let me repeat KILL YOU, if you either: a:ask about the title or b: live life without reviewing this song. Either one, and I will have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you in the head.
At 12/13/05 04:02 PM, Rucklo wrote: Well, standing in line and hoping for the best probably wont do;
At 12/3/05 03:13 PM, Denvish wrote: Please don't post nominating yourself for frontpage, even if you're joking. It'll decrease your chances.in case u didnt see thatone ;)
Shi-tzu. Didn't see that one. I is doombed! *runs off into a corner and cries*
Glistle-Chronamut
Close Combat-Paragon
Airbase Remix-Chainsaw_09
Thermal Decision-DJ Enthalpy
Convoy 2.0-Khuskan
At 12/13/05 05:25 PM, Metalcan wrote:At 12/12/05 06:15 PM, SolusLunes wrote: AAAAND I have a prayer sent to me in audio review form by Denjin- it reads "pleasepleasepleaseletmewinthelottery" ... ...Yeah, um, that was me. With all my money I will have my lost relatives assassinated so that won't be a problem. Oh, and while you're at it, throw in immortality, the ability to fly at ridiculous speeds, and an everlasting can of beer. Thank you.
Hehe... ask no small favors, do you? Expect your lottery winnings to come with a chuck norris doll. He'll roundhouse you just for shits and giggles... in the throat. No amount of immortality will save you from Chuck Norris. He doesn't sleep. He waits. And I think this small poem will describe how you will live out your remaining days in fear of Chuck Norris:
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
At 12/12/05 07:54 PM, Chronamut wrote: *another news flash*
I dont live in the states- I live in canada - we dont have "presidents"
ZING!
Fine then. When you run for "Provincial Governor" because you live in the soon-to-be-invaded-by-the-michigan-militia
-canada we'll have blackmail. We'll invade, take most of it, and leave Quebec. We'll make them rename it Canadi. And since you live there... well... I'll just have to assassinate you. Screw the blackmail.
Orrr... you could copy and paste?
Nobody. Gets. The. Sarcasm. It was fuckin' hilarious, people! And just wait, below me there will be a person that says, quite eloquently i might add, "u suxx0rrz". I have one to add to the list:
20something: Other people have controllers. That allows them to use weapons and shoot me, move and dodge my shots, and pick up weapons. Therefore the controllers are unfair to me and they should be considered an "illegal mod" by Microsoft and removed.
At 12/12/05 07:56 PM, ljcoffee wrote:At 12/12/05 07:53 PM, Chronamut wrote: it wont be like all those prison tapes you've seen..It'll be MUCH more violent!
Front Page -> Prison rape? Umm... Not even gonna ask. Steven Penkevich would be proud.
At 12/12/05 07:17 PM, Chronamut wrote: are you serious?
you can only blackmail someone when they dont WANT you to tell everyone..
I've pretty much told everyone - your blackmail is useless - but I can blackmail YOU.. :p
mmm gay forgies... (is in heaven)
You will regret this when you're running for president... I'll just run a "Gay Forgies Veterans" ad to discredit you. :)
At 12/12/05 07:18 PM, Chronamut wrote: the only way anyone can get on front page is to have sex with me..
now whos the first volumteer?
anyone?
ya I thought so. :p
AmplifiedSound will volunteer to have sex with you to get my songs on teh front pagination... *pushes AS at Chronamut* Do this and I'll owe you one, maybe two.
At 12/12/05 07:18 PM, PiePie wrote:At 12/12/05 07:09 PM, SolusLunes wrote:And who are you?I hope your joking
Its amazing how some day's the audio lounge is dead then once in a while theres so many posts in it
Well, I haven't managed to kill the lounge today. An accomplishment, I say! And furthermore... ooh... shiny... must... wander off... in pursuit of shiny...
At 12/12/05 06:26 PM, AmplifiedSound wrote: Very fun ;D I got it off download.com
What an original name for a website...
At 12/12/05 06:17 PM, AmplifiedSound wrote: B/S. Whats a pretty please without some sugar? Maybe even whiped cream
*smacks AmplifiedSound* What he means, Denvish, is that he also wants to see my songs on teh Front Page.
At 12/12/05 07:04 PM, Chronamut wrote: rofl nice sig solus!
...catch me if you can!..
(teeheehee)
..forginess?
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting... um... what was I hunting again? And who are you?
I have no idea what possessed me to create this one. It came out really really odd, but still damned good!
Yes, why yes I do. It's even in my signature. It makes God laugh with much mirth.
At 12/12/05 06:51 PM, S-Denjin wrote: I don't remember praying to win the lottery... and I know for a fact that if I did win the damn lottery, I'd be a miserly hermit who will shoot the first sunnuvabitch that crosses my territory... *grabs the deer hunting rifle*
Well then, who did? *scratches head* God has a short memory. That's why there isn't a third human gender. We tried that experiment and called it Project Chronamut, but the subject escaped and I can't be bothered to look for it... Have any of you seen it?
At 12/12/05 04:57 PM, AmplifiedSound wrote: Well, that still might not help...It really depends on the person who comes here, some people want to have sensual orgasims over music, while others dont give a f**k about music at all. But spicing it up, adding more features would probably do some good.
Yeah... Chronamut is one of those "sensual orgasms over music" type people while he's having his "gay forgy."
