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15 Forum Posts by "Soldjah"

Response to: school suicide Posted February 14th, 2007 in General

My suicide would be just like this. Except I wouldn't have been a pussy about it. I would have walked up in there with a gun, and just started cappin people. People suck. Plus, its always fun to have someone to wait with at the Gates of Hell.

Response to: Scarriest Masturbation Moments Posted February 14th, 2007 in General

Today actually. I was doing my thing, and my Mom comes in to tell me something, pants were completely off. I was really into it. Didn't even notice she was there; until she cleared her throat. She told me to call me work to see what time I was working. She just acted like nothing happened. Awkwardness proceeded on the drive to work.

Response to: Muslims Posted February 8th, 2007 in General

Cuz we started it.

Who is you favorite Porn Star? Posted February 4th, 2007 in General

I favor Aurora Snow. Her name alone gets me hard.

Response to: how do you know when ur a failure?? Posted January 31st, 2007 in General

Do have any pics of your mom is doing such services? If not how much does she charge?

Response to: Drake & Josh Posted January 29th, 2007 in General
At 1/29/07 09:23 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: After All That! their careers went downhill.

The skinny one is dead I beleive.

Response to: If you had $100 right now... Posted January 20th, 2007 in General

I would go buy an Ounce.

Response to: Fine great-grandmother hit on me... Posted January 19th, 2007 in General

My OWN Great-Grandmother hits on me.Beat that.And she is like 87 years old.

Response to: best postitions for sex? Posted January 16th, 2007 in General

There's not a book that is required to be read before you have sex detailing all the sexual position names.I believe that the name is cowgirl,but whatever the name doesn't matter.All I have to say is get on top so that has become its name to me.

Response to: best postitions for sex? Posted January 16th, 2007 in General

Doggie.Followed by her on top.Runner up is a good old sit down blowjob.

Response to: If you could be a pizza topping... Posted January 15th, 2007 in General

Cheese.Then I get a peice of everything.

Response to: I have a dream. Posted January 15th, 2007 in General

Hey,that speech got me outta school today.So MLK is fucking awesome in my book.

Response to: Why does my house smell like weed? Posted January 14th, 2007 in General
At 1/14/07 09:02 PM, Puzzled wrote: Maybe one of your friends left their weed in your house so that you would get in troube with your parents. I did that to my friend once lmao.

Now why the hell would you waste weed like that?If you want to hide it in someones house at least make it mine.

Response to: I have to define 500+ words... Posted January 14th, 2007 in General
At 1/14/07 08:57 PM, Peacekid wrote:
At 1/14/07 08:55 PM, xSTATICx wrote: Ever heard of copy and paste?

Just a thought
I just have a feeling my teacher will know or something.

Who cares if your teachers knows?They asked you to define the words,correct?And you used dictionary.com to define.So you put the definitions from dictionary.com into your paper.What does your teacher expect you to do;look it up,read the dictionary,and then put it in your own words?If so your teachers is a ass.

Response to: Wanna Cyber? (a Sex Story) Posted January 14th, 2007 in General

Why am I the only one that found the sexual innuendos through computer hardware funny...?