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None

Topic: teenagers saying "i love you"

Posted: 11/23/09 01:24 AM

Forum: General

The OP has numbers in his name, so his opinion doesn't matter

/irony

But no,seriously, I agree. Fucking little pricks think love means they enjoy the other's presence or something. Unless you're willing to do something drastic for someone, you can't even begin to say you love them. But on another note, it happens with adults too(albeit not as much.)


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Topic: So you're the owner of a team

Posted: 11/10/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

I'm American, so not knowing anything about soccer, I would fail and become a washout only to successfully manage the same team many years later to a championship and live happily ever after.

cause that's how things work, right?

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Topic: Karma systems in games and you

Posted: 11/10/09 08:50 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/10/09 08:47 PM, huntarus wrote: It was 2003, and I haven't played many games with karma systems. Also, as the evil character, you end up taking over the world.

i was speaking about open ended games in general.


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Topic: Karma systems in games and you

Posted: 11/10/09 08:42 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 11/10/09 08:36 PM, huntarus wrote: Karma systems are just another way for users to customize their gaming experience. It is the same concept as making an avatar in an RPG.

I have not played many games with Karma systems, but my favorite by far is Star Wars: KOTOR. That karma system gave you bonuses to certain force powers depending on if you were good or evil, which was fun and cool.

That one had a karma system less arbitrary than most, and choices add a layer and depth to gameplay. It just seems pointless to have a demon for a character and still be expected to save the world.


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Expressionless

Topic: Karma systems in games and you

Posted: 11/10/09 08:31 PM

Forum: Video Games

Now, I appreciate a game recognizing me as a dickhead just as much as the next guy, but I have serious problems with it. And don't say they hardly feature in games, because they very highly feature in several games, in fact most games feature at least two endings depending on actions. The reason I dislike them is how arbitrary they seem to be. Take Fable, for instance. It changes your appearance and people's reactions to you. That's it. Every region is just as bright and cheery/blighted and depressed as they were before. I feel like I have no effect on the way the world is going. What does this have to do with you, you ask? I wish to hear your opinion, because I've got nothing better to do than this and watching Zero Punctuation.


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None

Topic: I hate christians

Posted: 11/01/09 04:19 AM

Forum: General

At 11/1/09 04:14 AM, Used-Tampon wrote:
At 11/1/09 04:12 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: Reminds me of those pamphlets that look like hundred dollar bills.

At 11/1/09 02:29 AM, BloodPact wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:21 AM, Warforger wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:17 AM, BloodPact wrote: That's cause Halloween IS Christian in origin.
I thought it was some Anglo-Saxon tradition to ward of evil spirits?
Something to that extent yes.
I was always under the impression that it was an ancient Celtic Druid holiday, and the Christians, as with Christmas and Easter(both had been pagan holidays), adopted the time slot so to speak.
I've always found that it was Christian. Do you have any proof of it being Celtic? Out of curiosity, because I'm not sure I could pull any proof of it being Christian out of my ass.

Well, generally Halloween( or All Hallow's Eve) was considered a time when spirits, goblins, etc. were about, so as Druids were more apt to believe in such a thing,
I just made the connection. Also, it did originate from Ireland I think. All of this is just speculation, but I'm pretty sure.


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None

Topic: I hate christians

Posted: 11/01/09 04:12 AM

Forum: General

Reminds me of those pamphlets that look like hundred dollar bills.

At 11/1/09 02:29 AM, BloodPact wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:21 AM, Warforger wrote:
At 11/1/09 02:17 AM, BloodPact wrote: That's cause Halloween IS Christian in origin.
I thought it was some Anglo-Saxon tradition to ward of evil spirits?
Something to that extent yes.

I was always under the impression that it was an ancient Celtic Druid holiday, and the Christians, as with Christmas and Easter(both had been pagan holidays), adopted the time slot so to speak.


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:31 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 03:29 AM, Toastman7007 wrote:
At 10/18/09 03:25 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
What game do you play? Last time I checked you wanted more armor class.
Old school D&D, baby.
Oh, and I use a spell.

You realize I'm the size of a small town, right?


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:25 AM

Forum: General

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Bitch.
My Armor class is -20, bitch. Fear my massive tentacles as they destroy your rail guns.
Armor class is -20
-20
-20

Uhh yeah, have fun sinking at the bottom of the ocean.

I can breathe underwater, and -20 is near-invincible for your information


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:20 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 03:15 AM, Toastman7007 wrote:
At 10/18/09 03:04 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 10/18/09 03:00 AM, Toastman7007 wrote:
You rolled a 1. Critical failure. Sub is sunk by soh21 and then the crew is raped.
Bitches don't know about my +19 bonus I have on rail guns so it looks like I get a Critical hit. Bitch.

Bitch.

My Armor class is -20, bitch. Fear my massive tentacles as they destroy your rail guns.


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Topic: Are Asians more evolved?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:08 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 03:07 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:
At 10/18/09 03:02 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: Mexicans are better, because when the next ice age comes our hair will keep us warm while you hairless races will die.

racial generalization+1
White people are generally the hairiest. Not Mexicans.

Thus the sub-note "racial generalization +1"


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None

Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:04 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 03:00 AM, Toastman7007 wrote: I'm going on the sub with 2 of my belongings, cause they're better.

At 10/18/09 01:36 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: I would use my tentacles and go Kraken on your shitty boat.

The sub's next
That's why God invented Rail cannons. To kill the bastard tentacle monster that tries to kill a submarine full of Newgrounders.

You rolled a 1. Critical failure. Sub is sunk by soh21 and then the crew is raped.


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Topic: Are Asians more evolved?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:02 AM

Forum: General

Mexicans are better, because when the next ice age comes our hair will keep us warm while you hairless races will die.

racial generalization+1

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Elated

Topic: Best Thing Ever.

Posted: 10/18/09 02:58 AM

Forum: General

Sleep. Because you tell the world and all it's problems to fuck off for 8 hours.


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:53 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/18/09 02:38 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
Or behind my keyboard because I'm....(DRAMATIC PAUSE) a tentacle monster! :D
Lol.

I suddenly find you attractive.

Sorry Leanne, but I only put out for Jamie.


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Topic: Skull Pumpkin

Posted: 10/18/09 02:46 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:45 AM, TrantaLocked wrote:
At 10/18/09 02:42 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote: Awesome, just don't let it go out, or Sam will kill you.
Well, I did put it out, but I covered it with paper towel to minimize bacteria intrusion (rotting). About this "Sam" though; you will need to fill me in on that one.

Reference to the recent movie Trick 'R Treat. He kills people for disrespecting Halloween Traditions.


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Topic: Skull Pumpkin

Posted: 10/18/09 02:42 AM

Forum: General

Awesome, just don't let it go out, or Sam will kill you.


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Misunderstood

Topic: Broccoli?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:41 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:39 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: You know the good days are over, guys, when a thread extrapolating on the sides taken by a vegetable gets at least 2 pages.

What do you expect? This is the reality of NG now.


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Elated

Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:38 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:35 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/18/09 02:34 AM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
*sheds tear* Is there no place for tentacle monsters anymore?
In my dreams.. Or failing that Japanese hentai.

Or behind my keyboard because I'm....(DRAMATIC PAUSE) a tentacle monster! :D


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:34 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:32 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/18/09 02:30 AM, Robotchk12 wrote:
Yeah, but a dildo doesn't need feeding.
Maybe the octopus feeds from the vagina.

Wait, that's disgusting.

*sheds tear* Is there no place for tentacle monsters anymore?


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Expressionless

Topic: What do you do when no ones around?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:28 AM

Forum: General

Mix massive amounts of violence and porn and come out unfazed.

Newgrounds, desensitizing you since '99.

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Elated

Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:25 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:23 AM, Robotchk12 wrote:
At 10/18/09 02:19 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm going to stay in the water. It'd best that I die so that mankind have a better hope for surviving.
But you could've brought your tentacle dildo!

*waves tentacles* Why have one when you can have 568?


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Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:22 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:19 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'm going to stay in the water. It'd best that I die so that mankind have a better hope for surviving.

What will we do without you? *weeps* NG will be without it's greatest member. *plays TAPS*


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Topic: Broccoli?

Posted: 10/18/09 02:20 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:18 AM, Gagsy wrote: It tastes nice, as do brussel sprouts.

This. I fucking love vegetables, as well as just about every other edible substance on Earth.


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Topic: Famous People you've met.

Posted: 10/18/09 02:16 AM

Forum: General

I've met one of the original Harlem Globetrotters, that's it though.


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Topic: Love your neighbor

Posted: 10/18/09 02:14 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:07 AM, EpicFail wrote: There is a difference between making love and having sex.

I may be wrong, but I think making love refers to attempting to procreate, and sex refers to simply doing it for the carnal fulfillment.


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Topic: Super Soakers and Nerf

Posted: 10/18/09 02:03 AM

Forum: General

My old BB rifle. Nothing says I love you like a metal pellet to the brain.


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Topic: Beat the shit out of my cousin...

Posted: 10/18/09 02:01 AM

Forum: General

Congrats, you're a douche. You only reinforced the message of their superiority by resorting to violence over nothing, so you're an idiot as well as a douche.


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Topic: Enemies You Felt Sad For

Posted: 10/18/09 01:57 AM

Forum: Video Games

Seymour from FFX. Sure, he was insane, but he was forced to sacrifice his mother for an ancient tradition that was basically a bunch of bullshit. Not to mention he was 8ish.
Also, the Aeons.


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Angry

Topic: what will you bring on my ark?

Posted: 10/18/09 01:36 AM

Forum: General

I would use my tentacles and go Kraken on your shitty boat.

The sub's next

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