Nope, Never had one and hated pokemon as a kid.

At 11/8/09 03:04 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Billy Mays
I need some "Chipotl-away" now

Haha, this one wins.
"Tired of bloodstains on your underwear after eating Chipotle?"

At 11/8/09 02:59 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote:

At 11/8/09 02:50 PM, NaziiNinja wrote: Give me a call in about 15 years.

No, give me a call in 3 years.

Old enough to pee, old enough for me?

The penis will actually go INSIDE the vagina, and then thrust back in forth until it ejaculates semen into the vagina and the sperm will travel to the egg and begin the cycle of a baby being born.

Some pretty crazy shit.

Yup, the "I'ma real happy for you" thread on 4chan.

By any chance does she look like this?

Wesley Willis....God rest his rock-and-roll soul.

People on this forum do not know their history.
This was middle ages my good people, kings and queens ruled the land, knights and monks were plentiful, plauges and death and crusades and such.

Sex back then (In Europe) was supposed to be only vaginal and only when married or crazy punishments were made. Sex in India was doing fucking sweet with the Karma Sutra and all, (Still being complied at the time) Sex in America was just sex.

At 11/7/09 12:19 PM, sandmanstaysawake wrote: Who would agree with that statement? Are you serious? What's "good" about cigarettes? I smoke, and I can't stand the shit. What's "good" about not being able to stop killing yourself slowly? You might enjoy smoking, but there's nothing good about it plain and simple. Duh.

Yes there is my good sir.
Cigarettes help regulate yourself more, everytime you get nicotine you release endorphins and feel better. Cigarettes also help you think at times when you need to think and contemplate. Cigarettes help you meet new people as well.

BELIEVE IT!

Suck the teachers cock for being sexy :(
I learned my lesson.

They're fine and dandy, but they kill your scillia hairs on your lungs and throat and fill your lungs with fluid. Just take a few shots of Robo after you've smoked every day for a year and you'll get a picture of just how much fluid you put in. The next day you'll cough up an ocean.

At 10/30/09 10:14 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: I don't use facebook, myspace or twitter.
They're all stupid. What kind of person spends their time just talking to strangers online?

Oh. wait...

Facebook and myspace tried to save our generation from isolation, but people choose to further make themselves hermits.

Sometimes it's good to be immature and young. The older and more logical you get the more your innocents and childish nature goes away,

At 10/28/09 05:41 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 10/28/09 05:31 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:

Instant troll alarm activated.

Abandon this thread. It's obvious this guy is trolling.

No, I'm not trolling. God comes first. It's as simple as that. I don't care if I were to get fired. The Lord always delivers to those who deliver. He's like FedEx's UPS.

Alright, then let's just for the sake of argument assume that this statement was held true, and the US government held this same stance.

Terrorists attack our world trade center? God comes first, and God says not to kill and turn the other cheek, so let's let them have their victory, at least we please the lord.

God comes first, before modern medicine? Alright little billy, I'm sorry you have cancer, but we only pray from now on instead of utilizing our technology to help you.

God does not come first in humanly matters, because we have free will and we must fight for ourselves. If a buisness loses customers because of an employee, because he refuses to obey regulations because God comes first, who is that hurting? The employer.

That's it, It's our turn to bastardize something japanese.
Let's make an American version of Dragon ball z or something

At 10/28/09 05:32 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: fucking use the searchbar

Read the rules, If you say "use the searchbar" you must have link.
It says it's a bannable offense.
:O
just, saying.

What exactly do you mean by, we have everything earth has to offer?
I don't understand.

Accomplisments? Discoveries? Material?
Um..
i don't think so.

And who the fuck is "THEY" and why do they think we have everything earth has to offer?

I smoke Marlboro Reds, and Marlboro reds only.
Well, maybe some weed here and there :D

Not by human capacity.
Maybe someday, there will be a way to aquire all true information on an ultra super god computer.

This is why I hate newgrounds sometimes.
1/20th of the people actually read the article.
I guarentee you almost all of you just read the title and made inferences.

Christians believe you can have a good life when you die,
Athiests believe you can have a good life when you live.

"only company-provided pins and badges can be worn on our aprons."
Work uniform my good sir.
It wasn't over religion at all, it was blown up to be however, because the man was either ignorant or trying to make a point, either way he was breaking the rules and it's in their rights to fire him.

He also read his bible aloud during lunch break, but they didn't fire him for that, why? Because it's not against the rules.

kill myself.

Sunday nights the best night for love,
but i can't find any tonight :(
so...
Artificial love.

anyone who doesn't like him is hobo-phobic and probably a hobo themselves.

There's this rumor going around about this guy named "SohlTofang" they say he's really awesome and people everywhere love him.
Just a suggestion, I'd mod him.

At 10/25/09 06:56 AM, Lunaful wrote: Up, love that movie.

High five!

I only get scared If I'm actually there.

Forest Gump and Up.
Both such beautiful movies.