At 3/13/09 08:29 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

Oh baby. So why do you care if your topic got deleted and this didn't? Are you going to kill yourself again because the mods are unfair? Because I always have a noose, or a razorblade and even a gun handy.

I don't care, I only mentioned it. In fact, I never brought it up until today, so fuck off. You don't know shit about what's going on, so quit acting like a cocky retard, you prepubescent twat. I'm not surprised that some emo 13 year-old with the name 'Twilight' has a noose, a razor blade, and a gun on hand. You may want to seek psychiatric help, or maybe just do us a favor now and shoot yourself just like your parents wished they could.

Call me when you want to end it all because you got banned for posting in a spam topic.

Have someone contact me when you a painful, AIDS related death so I can celebrate.

At 3/13/09 08:19 PM, Twilight95 wrote: It's because you're an ass and don't deserve anything after all the shit you've done.

VG Forum is the only place you'll get anyone's respect.

Ouch.

Is it because I complain too much? Do I make too much sense that you don't want to listen to what I have to say? Or is it just yet another bandwagon for you to jump on?

I couldn't care what some worthless douche over the internet thinks of me. I couldn't care any less.

VG forum is 100X better than this shit because it has great people who know what the fuck they're talking about, and you could actually learn a thing or two.

Fuck off you bollock.

At 3/13/09 08:12 PM, Proottalfain wrote: I don't understand what Poozy has to do with this topic...

He has fucking everything to do with everyone. He is the reason that cat hates dogs, and why God hates black people. He is the most rotten, horrible piece of shit ever to exist on the internet. I actually got so frustrated and annoyed with his fucking stupid-ass, I blocked him from PMing me and I personally requested that any other mod deal with me besides that cunt. He is the most stubborn piece of shit ever, and nearly impossible to communicate with from a mature standing.

And I failed to see that Elios was talking about my sig, not that Poozy comment.

And in case you are wondering, he is the one who deleted my General Forum topic a week ago (which took me a good while to type and compose my thoughts).

Chances are this post will be deleted, so you should savor it while you can.

Funny how when an extremely disliked user such as myself makes a topic JUST LIKE THIS a week ago it got 7 replies and then deleted.

Except I didn't get the whole 'nice and serious' answer like this thread, no no no. I got the predictable insults for voicing my honest opinion and then a bunch of mods and users banded together to make me their lightning rod of torment and hate.

Maybe the tone was different in mine, but the overall message was the same.

Fuck it, I'm going back to the VG Forum.

Oh, so you WERE NOT being sarcastic? What a douchebag.

At 3/13/09 08:00 PM, Elios wrote: Oh, forgot to post the picture of what amuses me.

I get more from that shit heap of a mod than anyone else. I do respect everyone on NG EXCEPT Poozy. He doesn't really count as a user because he was beaten stupid as an infant and has a black FUCKING hole where his heart is. He is all that is awful to mankind, not to mention a complete prick.

Thanks for taking what I say out of context.

Serves me right for copy-pasta on a different topic.

I love it when shitty mods endorse birthday topics about people we don't give a fuck about.

Go ahead Poozy, you fucking pussy. Ban me. Lord knows you're waiting for any little mundane mistake I make. You stupid fucking knob. Since I already went ahead and insulted you (I'm willing to guess 7 days from you, as usual), I might as well continue seeing how I'm fucked either way (unless I just cancel this post, but I've already voiced so much...)

Oh, happy birthday Techno (don't worry, I give a fuck about you. : D)

FUCK I'M A JOY TO BE AROUND AREN'T I???

Great, when I type my fucking fingers off to try to voice my honest opinion about the General Forum, it gets deleted after 7 replies.

Fuck off Poozy, you daft cunt.

Anyway, yeah, I agree with you (that was sarcasm, wasn't it?).

Everyone is so negative, and can be so damn condescending. Recently the General has been disappointing me with all the stupid shit. It seems like '09 opened up a new era of terrible posts and topics, much to the point where I find it useless to contribute anything too.

Not to mention all the snobbishness and negative remarks. I know I didn't expect much posting here, but my standards were a lot higher than this. General is supposed to be a place for fun and enjoyment, not to be ragged on.

If you want the ultimate orgasm, get a long, extremely thin rod from the hardware store, stand out in the middle of a golf course during a lightning storm, and shove the rod down your urethra. Wait there for a while until lighting flows through the rod and into your penis.

If you do get struck by lighting, it feels like having sex with God.

How's that for fucked up?

I used to be terribly squeamish with gore, but now Newgrounds (you bloody bastard, you) has officially desensitized me to everything terrible. I can handle blood, as long as it isn't period blood or anything disgusting like that.

I still can't handle snuff films though, and hopefully I never will.

Stabbing almost the whole team in the back without dying never gets old.

Nor does batting someone across the face with the scout.

400 hours logged?

At 3/11/09 07:01 PM, Malachy wrote:

At 3/11/09 06:41 PM, SockMyDink wrote:

how many times has that been said?

But who else would add a humourous twist by using hyphens between each word?

Hmm?? Hmmmm????

Go back to locking topics you damn, dirty ape.

If there wasn't a sticker of Calvin pissing on everything, I'd enjoy it alot more.

BUTSERIOUSLYTHATISANAWESOMECARTOONLOLWTF

I think I'm very deeply fucked up inside the head.

I get great enjoyment from watching terrible, shitty movies. I giggle with glee as I pop in yet another B-Movie with a low budget and terrible acting. I feel giddy when I rent a Keanu Reaves (or is it Reeves?) movie. Something about it is so... profound. I can't explain the feeling.

I pay good money for almost any shit that Friedman and Seltzer spawn from the Nth layer of hell, and yet... I get a joy from all of it. Anything with Eddie Murphy playing a woman, I go and see it. I also enjoy watching anything with Will Ferrel and the Marlon brothers in it.

Do you enjoy watching unintentionally-extremely shitty and unfunny movies?

Random Question: Would you consider me as a regular? What is my posting attitude to you? I don't feel like it's important enough to make a topic about, but what the hey why not.

Fuck.

The best way to get them is to stare at something bright, like the sun, for a real long time.

Works best if you use a telescope.

At 3/11/09 06:39 PM, Meepster wrote: I'd laugh if this topic were locked.

It's only been said in this thread about 1000 times.

Now, let me remind you people that this thread is called the BEST lock ever.

Not "Every-single-lock-by-poozy-or-funk-that -is-a-blatant-attempt-at-humor-you-stupi d-fucks".

The day of 4/20 isn't really significant so you should just smoke the next day.

Or maybe better yet, spend that $90 bucks on weed.

Worst: Anything Snoop Dogg covers (from The Doors to Metallica)
Best: Mad World- Gary Jules

2k posts bitch

"Whatever you do, don't drop the soap."
"Whatever you do, don't drop the soap."
"Whatever you do, don't drop the soap."
"Whatever you do, don't drop the soap."
"Whatever you do, don't drop the soap."
"Whatever you do, don't drop th- DAMMIT."

Stick around for more of my hilariously-zany thoughts.

The fact that you wouldn't be paying $60.00 to hear a bunch of prepubescent kids screaming into the mic is more than enough for me.

God damn.

Your mother is obese and has major health problems.

Your mother is a well-established member of our society and is a respected individual.

At 3/10/09 06:55 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I believed you up until the 'sixaxis' comment, ASIF THEY'D BRING IT TO THE PS3 AND NOT 360 LOL

Fun Fact: Sixaxis is spelled the same backwards and forwards.

Lion King always got me.

Fuck, why'd Simba's dad have to die?

Short list of movies that make me tear up;

My Dog Skip (WHY'D SKIP HAVE TO DIE??!!)
Forrest Gump (WHY'D JENNY HAVE TO DIE??!!)
The Outsiders (WHY'D JOHNNY HAVE TO DIE??!!)
Philadelphia (WHY'D TOM HANKS HAVE TO BE GAY??!!)

When a real sad part comes up, I usually leave the room and pretend I have to go to the bathroom.

Also, oddly enough Click didn't make me cry. It was a great concept, but the whole movie was more depressing than actually sad...

Nope.

Sorry bra.

OMG OMG OMG WHAT AWARD DID HE WIN??!?!

This will fucking haunt me to the grave, the anticipation is FUCKING GNAWING AT MY SKULL AIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE AWARD!!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL COULD IT BE?! FUCKING TELL US I'M SO GODDAMN EXCITED>!!L!!<!><.;.

At 3/10/09 01:37 PM, M-Y wrote: For being the sleepiest kid in class

...

At 3/10/09 07:54 PM, Zyphonee wrote: I'm sure Tom is gonna surprise us...

Chances are it will be shit like last year.

Quite literally.

I'd like to see another Marty incident, but with someone like say.... beaver.

Yeah, that'd be the day.

At 3/10/09 07:50 PM, Master117chief wrote: Wow she must have got pissed!

Not really, she just broke down and started crying.

I'm quite clumsy sometimes...

Finally.

I was wondering when Pico 2 was coming out...

At 3/10/09 07:13 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: You do know that adobe offers free trials right?

Why go through all the troubles of registering and having the shit spammed out of your email?

At 3/10/09 07:10 PM, simon wrote: I'm also a pirate.

You had me worried there for a second.

Breaking my ex-girlfriends ceramic horse that she got from her dad before he died, and it was probably her most cherished childhood possession.

And note that I called her my 'ex' girlfriend.

Oh, and farting in school is always awkward.

At 3/10/09 07:07 PM, simon wrote: I hate CS3 and CS4, I went from CS2 to CS3, hated it so reverted back to CS2, then went to CS4 and now I'm back to CS2.. again.

Please tell me you didn't pay the thousands that it would cost to do that.

Makes me glad I'm a cheap bastard.

YARRRR ME MATEY