You have a pretty glove, Triv.

O HAI.

Asstastic!

At 6/11/09 06:41 PM, Charlotte wrote: seriously?

Seriously. <3

At 5/14/09 11:25 AM, lifeofmystery wrote: isnt ike sexual content like against the BBS rules? if not then i have an idea fer a story... it will be well written out, with a plot, expect a wall of text, maybe even so much that i cant fit it all in one post........ PS since i hav no idea about aything about snype ill just be making random things up like, guessing he has 4 teachs and D's ..... well im off to my computers notepad, where i write....

You want to know something about me?

- I do have four teachers this semester.
- I have a nice high average you can probably only dream of getting.
- I'm a depressed, misantrophic son of a bitch.
- I don't like morons. *hint*
- Use fucking Microsoft Word, not Notepad. Then I might actually read it.
- The only thing the BBS does not allow is free conversation about hacking and illegal shit.

Write that storeh, Deadly :3

I want you inside me

At 4/26/09 01:02 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

This rule is almost as old as the thread itself. I think it's pretty resonable and so it will stand as is.

Shows that it actually keeps (most) of the garbage out, which I why I always loved this rule. Plus, it kept me from being a fucking idiot who scratches his ass every eight minutes into someone who can use proper grammar and other shit.

The old requirments were passed on level as well as post count. That obviously changed. It's not the rules or the types of people the we attract which is leading to our slump. People get older and mature and soon realise they don't have time to daily post on a website.

Yeah, I noticed that most people here, once they're out of starting high school and are in the senior or so years that they begin to have a life. Hell, i started posting here in 9th grade and I had time to do it every 15 minutes if i wanted. Now... well, we've all got shit to do.

This club is more for the people who were here in the beginning, a person can't join now and expect to be on the same page as us, that's becase there's over a thousand. meh

Also because many of the people who DO want to join are retards in the first place, with the exception of a few people (one out of hundreds) who had actually read our requirements and started to proceed with them before asking admission here. I wasn't one of those ^_^

Can my porn download faster!?

Other than that, sup?

At 4/17/09 01:22 AM, PenitentTangent wrote: Shit guys, story delay because I got into a car accident. Sorry.

Didn't your father tell you to swerve wildly instead of braking, which generally causes an accident? Because mine did, and I win. Wheee.

INSERT RANDOM EMO SHIT HERE

Hi guys.

At 4/2/09 04:56 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

At 4/2/09 03:47 PM, RedGlare wrote: And a criminal lack of eye patches and goatee beards.

Don't forget curly mustaches.

And evil overlords with equally evil cats.

If I went through a kidney transplant, you can get through a toe surgery.

Srsly, ask Strauss or something.

At 3/4/09 08:37 PM, DBM wrote:

Good thing you didn't. You probably would of a good username like Snype. I mean, unless you use that username for everything.

Yes, I do. It saves me a lot of trouble of thinking up new aliases that sound retarded.

Anyways, I had a account back in 03, 04, or something like that. It's user name was "TheNewAgeOutlaw." Or it could have been "TheNewAgedOutlaw." Not very sure because I haven't been on it because it got hacked by the old faggots of Newgrounds.

Heh.

No offense to anyone in here.

:P

Speaking of join dates... I've been going to Newgrounds long before I made an account on this forum. If I was actually somewhat intelligent, I would of used an account I made somewhere back in '04 to post reviews from flashes to post in the forums as well. Shit, this was my first ever forum community that I've joined on the good ol' internet, and it's still pretty much the only one I am semi-active on.

Amuse me. GET PART TWO OUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

At 3/1/09 12:07 AM, PenitentTangent wrote:

I PROOFREAD THAT SHIT OVER AND OVER! I was thinking of the G3A4, must have gotten ahead of myself. I love those things too, especially how versatile they are (PSG1, HK21, all that good stuff.)

Ah, the pretty Paratrooper variant?

Part 2 is coming along swimmingly.

Yey!

Oh, and about the G4, Tangent... Didn't you mean the G3? I love that thing. And, there is no such thing as a G4 as of now. Don't be afraid to give me anything from the Kalashnikov family too, it's my favourite. But, if you do, give me the Polish army variants of them, such as the Kbk wz. 96 Beryl or the Tantal. Can't wait for the second part, Tangent. How is life for you recently?

And, not a bad continuation of the story, DBM.

Also, I saw a little girl fall on the sidewalk today. I laughed so hard, but afterward I felt like shit.

Pussy.

At 2/28/09 10:26 AM, MrTrivia wrote:

My notes for future story ideas start at #55, so I think #54 was the most recent. Since I probably can't remember half of what I've written and intended to build upon, I think I should just re-format and use elements of TSOTM in a new series. The working title in my head is NG Mafia Journal of Science.

Triv, I can't wait to read your refurbished series. I've always loved them.
________

Hi Strauss.
_____

Yes, I've decided to post again seeing as we're in so much fucking molasses. Life is ok, for once. Can't be damned to deposit my exp though, I'm too lazy. I also bought Diablo II (I know, I'm nine years late), it's fucking addicting.

Haha, great story, Tangent. It made me laugh out loud.
Sup, fuckheads?

At 1/11/09 05:02 PM, rockyace42 wrote: At 1/8/09 10:45 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: If I may; His posts look surprisingly good, I think he should get a chance.

Are you mental? His posts make my head explode. In fact, my screen is cracked from me trying to punch the stupidity out of his posts (Yes, I actually checked them). I think you simply checked the first page of them and then saw they had more than five words on them.

And has the mafia made any attempts or though about 'Disposing" of the Ng Police Officer crew?

Since when is "disposing" (or any form of the word) a person or place that deserves to be capitalized? Other than an organization such as Fucking Idiot Disposal Ltd, obviously.

Shouldn't their be a disposal department? The stench from a landfill full of 70 dead people could be a bit suspicious... Y'know, there should be some people to dispose of the limbs and organs after a "meeting".

There is one, run by Trivia I believe. I also add to the pile during my rage episodes. Can I add you to it as well? Pretty please?

So am I in?

Fuck no. In order to join, you must have 50 intelligent posts. These are posts with proper grammar, spelling and content that adds to the overall topic of the thread. They are also a minimum two lines in length, and stuff. You sir, have maybe one.

Oh, by the way - I'm an asshole. Nice to meet you too.

Shows how greatly prepared my pal is for a math quiz. Sorry for the blur, camera phone.

I guess I'll post mine too.

Have a depressing 2009!
Fuckers.

Yeah...

At 12/21/08 11:17 PM, Corky52 wrote: I will end up putting the short/bad quality version on newgrounds. (It's the only way it will work file size since it's usually up around 100 MB or more with good quality and being the longer version) So I will be sure to show you guys when I submit it.

why dont you simply put it up on youtube or rapidshare or something? it would be a lot better, and you could get some good viewing off at the same time.

At 12/21/08 02:54 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote:

Just had another "don't feel like posting on NG for 2 months or so" phase
So what did I miss in the last 200 pages or so?

Pretty sure we only made like 3 pages in the last two months :D

At 12/21/08 11:29 PM, shanker50 wrote:

wussup. i want to join. i don't exactly get this club because i only read the first page but wutever.

Which is why the first page is now considered void. You require 50 intelligent posts to gain entry into this crew. We are basically a general forum for intelligent users. An intelligent post is something that is at least two lines in length, has proper grammar and punctuation, and also contributes to the overall topic being discussed. Once you feel you have reached this, please post here again and you will be reviewed by a capo. Looking at your current posts, that will be a hell of a long road for you.

Byes.

At 12/13/08 05:58 PM, Hitman wrote: Ohh I have to come back in and say hello every now and then, don't I? I saw how dead the place is and I figured I needed to post. What have I missed?

You missed a lot of shit that i can't be damned to explain :)
That and a hell of a lot of inactivity around here, plus most of the good oldie members don't really post here anymore with the exception of normal pop-ins such as Tangent, Ghost or Struass. I even stopped posting here because... well, i have no general reason to. I lost my position as a capo, hehe.

People in general make me feel homicidal.

At 11/23/08 08:04 AM, MrTrivia wrote: That explains the snazzy white suit your avatar wears on Xbox Live.

THEY HAVE A SUIT? WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME?

I'm sure to refine them and make new ones when more options arrive every other week.

Ooooh, new stuff? Better be fuckin' free.

I'm hoping they add phat pants, that would be awesome. I'd post reference pics of mine, but I refuse to make a damn facebook account to retrieve the pics of the party. I'll find another way to get them.

Hey, i'm camera-phobic and even i have a Facebook account.

At 11/19/08 09:22 PM, Strauss wrote: but in all seriousness, sometimes i feel you stick around just to insult other people.

I really don't have much purpose in this place anyway, and it's a lot lower than it used to be. Shit happens, i guess, and it was meant to be. But, I still love insulting.

I'm 21, I'll look for an old report card, but remember everyone sucks at something, I suck at spelling and Einstein sucked at math (i'm not comparing myself to him, it's just an example)

You're 21. I'm 5 years your junior and I can still spell better than you. Isn't that an initiative to learn how to? Unless you're dyslexic, then I get it. Until you are, learn how - it will be better when you have to write letters. And sure, it's the internet, but if you spell correctly you have that much more respect from me.

And if Einstein sucked, why did he create the equation we all know to come and love? And explain why he made many theories based on mathetmatical calculations that scientists today still rely on to make assumptions and general calculations.

WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

Cuz im a sade and lonley asswhole hoo needz to vente on ppl in the internets. Sowwy.

At 11/19/08 06:36 AM, MrTrivia wrote:

At 11/18/08 11:47 PM, Snype wrote: you can't spell for shit ... lier

Well there's the pot calling the kettle black. This is why Grammar Nazis need to slow down and proofread their posts before casting judgment on others.

... whoops. I guess I'm the asshole here. But I'm admitting it :D

At 11/19/08 09:55 AM, Strauss wrote:

hahaha, it's true. he just owned himself!

And I'm laughing at it. I knew something would come back to bite me in the ass... and i love it.

snype, why do you have to continue to treat people like shit? i remember about a year ago when everyone was making fun of you, you threatened to quit like every day. what makes you so godly now that you can cast judgement down on others?

Because I've grown up about the "omg fuck you im quitting" part and now feel the need to insult people because they occassionally deserve it, even it it makes me look like the same immature fucktard I was a year ago? And, it's fun.

And like you said, it's the fucking internet.

At 11/18/08 12:01 PM, aznpanda wrote: Hey everyone, Snype <3, i really miss everyone

:D

At 11/17/08 06:46 PM, KingOfSnipers wrote:

I'm top 1% in science for my age group, I slept threw 'chemistry honors' with a 103%
the teacher gave me the 3% bonus cuz I finished all the homework during the end of class.

feel free to ask me anything and I'll help the best I can

Clearly you seem to have done extremely terrible in English class because you can't spell for shit. Still, that doesn't stop you from bragging, right? It must be nice getting that grade (if it's even fucking possible), but until i see a scan of your report card I shall consider you a lier and a cocky jackass.

and you already were a cocky jackass.

I'm melting from adorableness. Or is it adorability?

At 11/6/08 07:52 PM, KingOfSnipers wrote:

At 11/6/08 01:30 PM, DocSprite wrote: I'll join. The name's Numbskull. Look at my post icon, if you mess with me, then you're next.

I think you can join cuz you have the requirements, but other mafia members should second this.
do remember if you cause problems for the group then, well I'm sure you can guess what would happen.

I hope you're kidding. He does NOT have 50 intelligent posts. Out of the first two pages I counted only about 3, and I had 4 more pages to go. Meaning, he must have a max of only 10 - 12 intelligent posts, which is kinda off from our requirements. I'm no longer a capo based on past shit, but I personally think that Doc might be intelligent enough to post here while he gets the rest of his needed intelligent posts. Fuck if I know really, but that's my opinion.

What do the rest of you think?

At 10/26/08 08:26 PM, Strauss wrote: i never fail at anything. and thanks to your smartass comment, i'm putting the rest of that story in the dumpster. now no one will ever see how it ends. congratulations, snype.

You're just pissy. No one's perfect.

You told me to post in here, so I did.

Also, lol homo.

At 10/26/08 03:00 AM, Josh wrote: you mean snype has a voice? i always wondered what it would sound like.....and shame on you snype. i can't believe that you would depress/anger/upset someone over xbox live as well as over IM.

I like causing misery.

oh shit, sorry. i was logged into the wrong account. that was me. i'm depositing for bedn while he's away.

Lulz fail. How's that Olivia story coming along, anyway?