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At 10/12/06 10:09 PM, TheSoulMan wrote: And, cigars in the fridge?

It keeps them fresh. People who buy cigarettes in large quantities often keep 'em in the fridge or freezer.

At 10/12/06 08:27 PM, Limon-Hippie wrote: ¿Cómo me suponen leer las reglas? ¡Soy un extranjero de mierda! No tenemos escuelas en mi país, así que no puedo leer.

How they suppose to me to read the rules? I am an excrement foreigner! We do not have schools in my country, so I cannot read.

Don't play games.

You can speak english. How would you even know I was referring to the rules and be able to make a logical reply?

At 10/12/06 08:25 PM, Greenskullkid wrote: Me? well, I'm related too Jerry Springer.. :/

Could you explain how you are related to him?

I don't know if I'm related to anyone famous, but I don't really care either.

At 10/12/06 08:18 PM, Limon-Hippie wrote: La ciudad nueva de Gato es el mejor martillo negro del milímetro de mi boca encima de mi asno oh sí

The new city of Cat is the best black hammer of the millimeter of my mouth upon my ass oh yes

At 10/12/06 08:20 PM, Limon-Hippie wrote: Aspirar mi pene

To inhale my penis

I can babelfish.

Seriously though, read the rules.

At 10/12/06 08:16 PM, TheCrazyPotato wrote: I've had braces for 7 years and still counting. I have really bad teeth, eek.

7 YEARS?! I pity you so much... I don't know anyone who has had them longer than three or four years. How much longer are you supposed to have them until they're taken off?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules.html

Old.

At 10/12/06 08:05 PM, DarkAngel wrote:

At 10/12/06 08:03 PM, snayk wrote: Jesus wouldn't come to Newgrounds.

We're all hopeless.

Yeah, and would probably be thown rocks before he could even enter here.

Fuck no, he'd be throwing the rocks at us.

Jesus wouldn't come to Newgrounds.

We're all hopeless.

At 10/12/06 07:47 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Meningitus is going around where i live. I am freaking out a bit cuz i know you die from it all the time

Actually, I've heard you only die once.

I've not had them yet, but I will be needing them soon. In a few months I'll be getting my wisdom teeth removed, and then I'll be a brace face.

At 10/12/06 05:09 PM, Unheard wrote: how in hell did they have sex in the first place D:

He put his weewee in her vag.

At 10/12/06 05:07 PM, doom-fan wrote: the girl is 7 and the boy is 8

I'm surprised his balls had even dropped.

Same goes for the girl.

Nice, I have that book.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Plunges Into the Universe.

Lots of interesting and amusing facts.

At 10/12/06 05:04 PM, doom-fan wrote: it said that the youngest parents ever are aged 7 and 8!

Ew.

At 10/12/06 05:00 PM, Earfetish wrote:

At 10/12/06 04:59 PM, snayk wrote: Everyone knows the stars aren't related.

Sometimes you can find twin incest porn.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. In that case, there's no mistaking.

It's surprising you couldn't find lesbian incest, since I'm sure I've stumbled across it in my younger days.

As have I.

At 10/12/06 05:00 PM, wesdood wrote: also, 13 years old and in 7th grade? not even surprising she's get knocked up.

I'm still trying to figure this out.

As long as she has begun getting her period it's possible.

Incest porn is completely pointless anyway.

Everyone knows the stars aren't related.

At 10/12/06 01:53 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: Ummmmmmmmm dude are you like 40 years old ? Go to work please.

Profile says 34.

Silly goose.

At 10/12/06 01:43 AM, stephenharper wrote: oh god stop posting

I'd be glad to.

just agree you dont know what youre talking about.

Agreed.

the only like i sought was your amount of 1 line posts you fucking moron!

I'll pretend that makes sense, too.

At 10/12/06 01:33 AM, stephenharper wrote: yeah but question becomes before answer so use your head on that one!

Counselors are doing you a favor, and you're calling them assholes. Chances are you sought them out. If you had a problem, you should have addressed it instead of not doing anything and then whining about it.

At 10/12/06 01:25 AM, stephenharper wrote: i wish these assholes would ask more specific questions, i figure they do it to get you talking about whats on your mind. but it always leads to "is everyone alright at home"

like recenly one asked "how was it like at school"

it was good

Don't expect specific questions when you don't give specific answers.

Congratulations.

I thought there were people with like 20,000+ though.

At 10/12/06 12:40 AM, King wrote: He said it will be just a noise...

He didn't say that it would be the loudest thing I've ever heard, nor did her say that it would be painful.

To be honest, when it happened I teared up a bit.

BUT THEY WERE MAN TEARS.

At 10/12/06 12:37 AM, King wrote: Ever had a vacuum in your ear?

Yeah, about seven years ago. Really painful, and loud as fuck.

At 10/12/06 12:34 AM, da-pope wrote:

At 10/12/06 12:32 AM, snayk wrote: Whore.

I take that as a... yay?

Yessir.

At 10/12/06 12:34 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Actaully wade I think if you delete TOTW they will just aim for underdog, review crew pick and the rest of them.

You may be right. It would be better just to punish the people who abuse the system in order to get TOTW.

Whore.

At 10/12/06 12:24 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: Stuff

Problem was seemingly solved about an hour ago.

There's not a doubt in my mind that I'd go for the eyepatch. Glass eyes can be weird. Besides, eyepatches are so much cooler.