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Author Search Results: 'snapper5'

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Topic: boost a nerd's self-esteem month!

Posted: 11/28/09 07:44 AM

Forum: General

Dude, I'm in a fucking IT class in college, i have to make a nerd feel better every day because they don't have a social life outside of college! Why would i do it here!

To the guy above. Dude, you're awesome.

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Topic: Tentacle Grape!

Posted: 11/28/09 07:35 AM

Forum: General

This is so fucking old.


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Topic: So people, what's your dress sense?

Posted: 11/28/09 07:17 AM

Forum: General

I wear black and white.
That's it. Fuck trying harder than that.


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Topic: Man Bites Girl At Twilight Premiere

Posted: 11/25/09 03:50 AM

Forum: General

At 11/25/09 12:10 AM, milinko959 wrote:
At 11/24/09 11:05 PM, Tykwa wrote:
Not at all. I can watch a porn and say "Man, I'd really like her to suck my dick." That really doesn't give the ugly, middle-aged woman behind me the right to unzip my pants and start slobbering all over my dick. You guys just hate twilight fans.

How did you guess? I think you deserve 10 points for observation there old chap.


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Topic: most badass commercial?

Posted: 11/24/09 09:06 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 07:21 PM, slayer1029 wrote: John West commercial Thats my vote

I'm glad you posted that, i really am, saved me the trouble of finding it :D


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Topic: Harry Potter is shit.

Posted: 11/24/09 09:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 08:44 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:
At 11/24/09 08:43 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: I don't see why people say harry potter is an amazing book, the main character is a fuckin nerd and he uses gay-ass fairy magic, i dont see realism in it at all.
Who said it was realistic? It's fiction.

Its sarcasm you tool :P


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Topic: Is it me, or is twilight not so bad

Posted: 11/24/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 09:02 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Please, I insist, fuck her all you want.

Oh dear god dude, i think i just died.


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Topic: Is it me, or is twilight not so bad

Posted: 11/24/09 09:01 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 09:00 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: I was on fmylife once and some lady broke up with her boyfriend because she wanted some one who looked like this so called ''edward''.

Peh, all that dude has to do is sit through that shit in a cinema and girls will be STUCK to him.


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Topic: " You're on Scare Tactics"

Posted: 11/24/09 09:00 PM

Forum: General

At 11/24/09 08:42 PM, Turnable wrote:
At 11/24/09 08:41 PM, Grizzli wrote: Host: You're on Scare Tactics!
Guy: You mean that show where they hoax some guy freaking over really lame pranks?
Host: Yes,
Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I could reply to this, but i'm not discussing anything.

Because your an insecure retard.

Anyway, i think that people are so stupid nowadays you could break into their house and say "YOUR ON BEAT THE BAILIFF!" and they would believe you even though that show died years ago.


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Topic: Is it me, or is twilight not so bad

Posted: 11/24/09 08:58 PM

Forum: General

I mean, if you date a twifag, then at least you know that the second she watch's it (and yes, only she's can be twifags, any guy who likes twilight is not a man in my books) she will tend to get horny and wants to fuck or some shit like that.

I don't see where the hate is coming from myself.


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Topic: Edward Colon Impression

Posted: 11/24/09 04:25 AM

Forum: General

You couldn't look like any more like a twatbag if you tried


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Topic: Are You Really Honest On Newgrounds

Posted: 11/19/09 08:43 PM

Forum: General

Nah, i tell the truth, lies are no fun. Plus if you lie to make yourself sound more interesting, you sir, are a boring shit, and you need to get drunk and piss on a hobo.


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Topic: What do you drink most of the time?

Posted: 11/19/09 08:41 PM

Forum: General

Vodka

Its tasty


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Topic: Ten is the new Fifteen

Posted: 11/19/09 08:40 PM

Forum: General

they're just copying what they see.

they just fail at it.


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Topic: Being bullied in school for 3 years

Posted: 11/19/09 08:18 AM

Forum: General

You erm... hit them back and like, go after a girl at some point.

for fuck sake


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Topic: More girls on Newgrounds?

Posted: 11/19/09 08:10 AM

Forum: General

sorry, are people still going through this?

this was old when i was lurking in 04, this was old when i joined in 05, this is still old now :P


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Topic: I NGified my computer

Posted: 11/16/09 03:43 AM

Forum: General

At 11/15/09 07:31 PM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 11/15/09 07:24 PM, bl00db47h wrote:
At 11/15/09 06:17 PM, Armslock wrote: yOu use google chrome lololol
So do I. What's wrong with it? I use Chrome and Firefox.
i have all kinda of browsers, but i use firefox the most, and chrome does suck, its slow, and they spent too much time trying to make it pretty and not enough time on functionality

What? Chrome is the fastest of all the browsers i've used.

Firefox is the big fatass who chugs along at his own pace, the bastard.


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Topic: Modern Warfare 2 "No Russian"?

Posted: 11/12/09 09:25 PM

Forum: Video Games

I thought the level was great, executed well and all that

i killed loads :P


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Topic: The 2012 Theory...

Posted: 11/11/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

OI FUCKERS

the mayans said 2012 would bring about a great change, not the end of the world.

argument OVER


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Topic: My Halloween this year sucked...

Posted: 11/11/09 06:40 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 05:21 PM, adrian111 wrote: Im only 12..i got no choice......

you fucking moron, you have to be 13 to be on this site

MODS A CALLING :P

anyhow, i went to a party, sucks to be you!


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Topic: underboob or cleavage?

Posted: 11/11/09 06:38 PM

Forum: General

underboob and cleavage

i like variety


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Topic: NG Girls

Posted: 11/11/09 06:32 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 05:44 PM, Twilight wrote: Anyone notice how some of the NG females are kinda...trashy? Just a small, noticeable percentage. It's like when they get on the internet, their class goes out the window. It's probably no one you know, and I'm not pointing any fingers....but tone it down....

useless thread +1

do you even fucking try?

of course their trashy, most aren't girls and its fucking NG


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Topic: I may have killed my best friend...

Posted: 11/11/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

Everyone on NG posts about beating the shit out of people

makes me laugh :P


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Topic: My first drink.

Posted: 11/11/09 04:15 PM

Forum: General

VODKA MOTHAFUCKA!


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Topic: If you found a dragonball...

Posted: 11/11/09 12:00 PM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 11:50 PM, flashwarrior wrote: I'd bury it extremely deep so some asshole with a dragonball tracker would have to dig 20 feet only to find they have to open 10 different cardboard boxes each filled to the brim with sharp objects forcing them to cut open their hands to get their 1/8th or whatever of a wish.

or they could, you know, pick up the box and empty it out on the floor

fucktard


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Topic: i walked in on my brother jerking

Posted: 11/10/09 05:43 AM

Forum: General

Do you jack off? If yes get the fuck over it, if not grow some balls.

faggot

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Topic: My mother's killer,26 years in jail

Posted: 11/10/09 05:36 AM

Forum: General

At 11/3/09 02:39 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I'm sorry for your loss, I'm happy the guy's been served an appropriate sentence, though I don't know he deserves a chance for parole.

As for the jerks in this thread, its unfortunate you can't find some sense of communal spirit to even give your respects. I won't ban you, I'll leave your post so you look like the dick you are.

I'm pretty sure they want that. Otherwise the fucking assholes wouldn't have made the posts.


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Topic: Goths in art class

Posted: 11/09/09 02:05 PM

Forum: General

Maybe they enjoy drawing?

I don't know, they sound like the type of "goths" who seem to want to do art because its "the goth way"

can't they just be like normal people who dress darkly? and i mean that in the sense of i dress dark, have long dark hair and i go out, get drunk and have FUN.


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Topic: Computer Science Crew

Posted: 11/08/09 06:07 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 10/15/09 03:39 PM, GodsBitch wrote:
At 10/15/09 02:58 PM, snapper5 wrote: I am currently studying IT in general, that covers computer building, technical problems, networking and programming.
Just out of curiosity, is this at university level?

its college level, which is about the same as high school in america methinks, i'm 16, if that helps


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Topic: There really are no games for women

Posted: 11/07/09 05:21 PM

Forum: General

At 11/7/09 04:38 PM, KrugensKloset wrote:
At 11/7/09 04:35 PM, H-K-S wrote: Don't women play like... solitaire and uh... really gay shit like Final Fantasy?
Final Fantasy is amazing don't you ever say something like that again... HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED FFVII

no, stfu and get out, its not the best game in the world and most people who say it nowadays are bandwagoning

fuckers


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