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Like this, except at ground zero in Manhattan.

I'm gonna go with this. Gotta love those Persians.

Say it five times fast.

Democracy: Two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

Republic: Two wolves and a sheep voting for someone else who decides what's for dinner.

Either way, you've got a wolf. Maybe that isn't a good analogy, but it sounds pretty fucked to me.

McCain looked pretty angry, and we saw a new side of him: the ever comical angry old guy side. I guess you could say it made him a bit more charismatic, but apparently it didn't do much. Obama's been owning him left and right in these debates, or at least that's what the people say. Personally, I say more power to him; it's high time the working class gets some relief.

At 8/26/08 07:59 PM, TSstudios wrote: ok. so far i got alot of help. i could use a little more.

so I got my hair cut *army short* , Im going to wear colone, wear t shirt with jeans, no hat or jacket, and bring my school ID if i can find it.

What else?

I'd wear a hat if I were you, or at least something to draw attention away from your face. Whoever told you to cut your hair was wrong. If you look as young as you say you do, I'm gonna bet that you mean your face more than anything else. And when you have longer hair, it hides more of your face, making you seem older. Nothing gives me more satisfaction that having my hair cover the my disgraceful, youthful, chubby cheecks. Perhaps it would do the same for you, but it's a little too late now isn't it?

Why defecate in my trousers and call me a female dog, that number is quite low!

Aw fornication!

At 8/24/08 10:39 PM, BumpaDonkey42 wrote: Those things are Cancer in a Pack...

Shh! We're trying to be cool here.

I've been here a while but I never figured it out.

Did you get the kind with those little speed bumps, or just the regular inside?

Cyanide? No, that's been done way too much. If you want to be a man, add some Strychnine. Now that's hardcore.

I can't stand pop/punk or any kind of music on that "Buzz Cuts" CD that's out. Alternative is shit. I know I sound like everybody else, but I mean it when I say that I haven't heard anything in the past ten years that's anything close to the stuff people were listening to in the 60's and 70's. I know that there was a lot of crap then, too, but we're definitely overdue for another rock n' roll revolution.

At 7/22/08 10:09 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Now... what has Africa done for society? What have they contributed to the advancement of the human race? Just one major thing. What have they contributed?

Humanity, bitch.

At 7/20/08 11:43 PM, poxpower wrote: The dignity of their roots?
Haha. There's nothing great about Africa or African culture. Dancing is stupid, their art is ugly, their music is annoying... I don't really know what they eat...

Those are opinions, not facts, so don't present them like they're facts.

Their culture mostly consists of superstitious tales and legends about the creation of the world/witches/whatever crap.

That's pretty much what all religion is.

Oh and oppressing women, ritual mutilations, having too many babies, cannibalism, genocide, tribal warfare... And sucking at leading countries.

Again, that's Humanity as a whole, not just Africans. As for the bad countries, you try being the leader of a country with 120 completely different tribes in it (Uganda). It would take someone like Idi Amin to run that kind of place without it falling apart in a day. Plus, it's not like we haven't had crazy dictators anywhere else: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Stalin, Mao Zedong, Kim Jong Il, I could go on but I'm not an asshole.

Shit I bet you 50 bucks that your life expectancy was higher if you were taken as a slave ( and made it on land...) than if you had stayed in Africa.

I admit that I don't know the figures, but life expectancy aside, they definitely had a better life in Africa.

At 4/11/08 11:00 PM, DP36 wrote: Whatever. Just let him be him or her or whatever. Stop criticizing him and just stop caring. Its his life not yours.

I wasn't criticizing anyone. I support Mr. Lee, the REAL impregnated man. I was just pointing out that the real impregnated man is the one that everyone should be talking about, not the woman who was given hormones to look like a guy but is technically still a woman and is pregnant.

"He" is a woman, and all of that is bullshit. THIS is the shit that we should be raving about!

Like we were expecting anything different.

At 4/2/08 10:55 PM, ijustowndU wrote: It'll hurt for a while, stock up on yogurt.

I'd go with mashed potatoes. They fill you up and nothing beats carbs.

At 3/9/08 03:53 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 3/9/08 03:51 PM, Mendou wrote: It's probably gonna suck.

Like you do?

***Cock joke by regular! ***Cock joke by regular!***Cock joke by regular!***Cock joke by regular! Somebody ring the bell!

Tips for drawing a stick man? Come on, even I can draw a stick man, and look at my flashes!

Just the banana, nedm and rick roll? Come on, there are so much more good memes out there.

I say memegrounds for 2009.

For a second I thought it was a penicorn.

At 3/7/08 06:19 PM, BlueHippo wrote: I'd like to point out there's a difference between a manly cleft, and a face-ass.

I believe I have such a manly cleft. But no one gets pics, it's just so hot that some of you may think it's kiddy porn.

I'd say your life sucks if you're 14 and you're not allowed to watch the Colbert Report.

At 3/7/08 04:35 PM, SBB wrote: I don't even know what a protected file is

Neither do I. And to the other guy, I'm not trying anything illegal, or is converting an iTunes song into a .wav so I can use it in a flash illegal?

Pretty smart, but where's the pic?

I tried that, but it said something like "protected files cannot be converted".

I can't find the plus sign on my keyboard.

Pics now! I demand to see your forehead jizz.

Are they shemales or guys?