One night, I was at a friend's party.
The group of cool kids pressured me into drinking alcohol. I got REALLY wasted, because I wanted to be cool, and drinking because the cool kids say so makes me cool by proxy. Then this really hot slut said she'd give me an my friend blowjobs, I didn't want to, "CUZ MARRIAGE CUMZ FIRST", my mom told me that, she's cool. I love you mom.
So my friend whispered to me that he wants to buttfuck her, and said he'd let me get her twat, so then he asked the slut if he could have a fuck instead, she said no, so my friend took a beer can and smacked her over the head over and over, she got blood on my dress shirt, the one mom gave to me. It was a nice shirt too.
So then, my friend drags her into the bathroom, and asks me if I'm going to bang her while she's unconcious. I said no, then he said that he was going to tell everyone I was gay and also to do it because it'll be funny. He heard that rape is funny on the internet, sure sounds like an awful place.
So I stick my dick into the slutty chick and my friend is rocking her asshole, and something horrible happened, OUR BALLS TOUCHED! I wished it had never happened, the second our scrotums made contact, we both pulled out, because we became homos! It was horrible! Actually not really, because I sucked his dick afterwards, it was cool. But then the cool kids came into the bathroom and saw me sucking off my friend, that wasn't cool.
They chased us out of the party naked, and my friend ran into the street and was run over by a Mack truck, as for me, I'm lying in a hospital bed, waiting for death. I have G.R.I.D.S. (AIDS) It wasn't because I gave head to my best friend, but because our balls touched, the level of homosexuality of the act is so great, it's shocking we didn't turn into pillars of salt immediately.
I gave into peer pressure, I thought it would make me cool, but now I'm an extremely underweight faggot, inching closer to dying. Guys, it's not worth being cool, FERSERIOUSDAWGS! (Totally NOT copy pasta)
