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Author Search Results: 'Smego'

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Topic: the eight ball hates me

Posted: 05/03/08 07:37 PM

Forum: General

It's a quiter.

the eight ball hates me


182.

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Topic: Newgrounds is #3 comedy site

Posted: 05/03/08 07:28 PM

Forum: General

Do we all get medals now?


183.

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Topic: How often do you stay after school?

Posted: 05/03/08 07:22 PM

Forum: General

Every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, but I'm actually doing something so I can't use the computers.

....Go bandies

184.

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Topic: Emo/scene girls are hot.

Posted: 05/03/08 06:54 PM

Forum: General

Yes, I do find them hot. Yet the fat ones are the ugliest things in the world, so it works both ways.


185.

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Topic: I found a 11 year old user

Posted: 05/03/08 06:50 PM

Forum: General

So you've been stalking him?


186.

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Topic: How'd you stumble upon Newgrounds?

Posted: 05/03/08 09:40 AM

Forum: General

My friend told me about some games on it.


187.

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Topic: Warhammer 40k 5th edition

Posted: 05/03/08 09:27 AM

Forum: General

I used to play with warhammer, my army is proudly sitting on a table now days collecting dust. I collected the Tau, I thought they were pretty cool with their battle suits and drones, the ships were pretty awesome too.


188.

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Topic: Kitty Krew Revival Effort

Posted: 05/02/08 11:36 PM

Forum: General

Kitty Krew always sucked, even when they were trying, the only reason any of their stuff got through was because it was mass voted on, I'm glad they're done.

I really hate them.


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Topic: What the fuck am I going to do!?

Posted: 05/02/08 07:34 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 07:32 AM, Smego wrote:
Quoted text goes below your post. BELOW! I've seen you posting in several threads and you always write about the quoted text.

And to the author of this post: Just stay home and hopefully your mum won't get mad at you when she gets home, then ask her to write you a note the next day you go to school.

OH **** this, the is like the 1000th spelling error I've made today, I'm going to bed.


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Topic: What the fuck am I going to do!?

Posted: 05/02/08 07:32 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 07:08 AM, FLUFFY-rock wrote: so why are you on here if you can't move and such?
f**k it.... skip skool....if ur not fake'n it

At 5/2/08 03:15 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: I'm un-well & extremely stiff, my mum & sister have left the house for school & work, The school arn't listening to my phone-calls because I'm a student, I don't know my mum's Mobile. What am I going to do?
I'll get in huge trouble for skipping school but there's nothing I can do as far as I know, what should I do?
This is not a joke, I'm already late for school.

Quoted text goes below your post. BELOW! I've seen you posting in several threads and you always write about the quoted text.

And to the author of this post: Just stay home and hopefully your mum won't get mad at you when she gets home, then ask her to write you a note the next day you go to school.


191.

Blushing

Topic: I got stabbed in the arse!

Posted: 05/02/08 07:11 AM

Forum: General

When I read that I laughed out loud and woke my parents up.

I love you

192.

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Topic: zippo for a birthday gift...

Posted: 05/02/08 06:31 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 01:44 AM, nsc007 wrote: so i bought my dad a crome plated zippo lighter with his initials engraved in it for his birthday. think it was a good idea?

When he gets cancer, he'll think of you. ^_^


193.

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Topic: A serious topic.

Posted: 05/02/08 06:27 AM

Forum: General

One time I saw a girl so ugly, it gave me cancer.


194.

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Topic: A request .

Posted: 05/02/08 06:11 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 06:10 AM, Smego wrote:
At 5/2/08 06:08 AM, Craven-Dick wrote:
At 5/2/08 06:07 AM, HorseSperm wrote: I dont know if she would want a happy birthday from a guy named Horsesperm
Or Craven-Dick
Or Smego

**** IT!


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Topic: A request .

Posted: 05/02/08 06:10 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 06:08 AM, Craven-Dick wrote:
At 5/2/08 06:07 AM, HorseSperm wrote: I dont know if she would want a happy birthday from a guy named Horsesperm
Or Craven-Dick

Or Smeo


196.

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Topic: Top 10 favorite users lounge

Posted: 05/02/08 04:22 AM

Forum: General

At 5/2/08 04:03 AM, Peacekid wrote: NO, NO, NO NO NO.

GO FUCKING EAT A DICK YOU HALF WITTED COCKSUCKING JEW. THESE THREADS ARE NEVER OF ANY HELP AND JUST PLAIN STUPID, ENDLESS COCKSUCKING FESTS .

In other news, a plane has crashed into the WTC

You're just grumpy because no one ever says they love you, that's it isn't it?
Come with me and we'll get you cleaned up, would you like some cookies to make you feel better?


197.

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Topic: I lost my virginity

Posted: 05/01/08 08:28 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 08:24 AM, NexShajjayapxxe wrote: zzz

What?

Masturbating isn't the same as losing your virginity, virginity is having sex with another person, not yourself. Hardly anyone here will believe you're a girl until you post a thread that has a picture of you holding a sign that says Natalia777, so if you really are and are sick of people not believing you, it's the only thing you can do.

I'm skeptical myself.

198.

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Topic: Posting A Topic In Ng News.

Posted: 05/01/08 08:23 AM

Forum: General

Us mere mortals can only dream of such fetes. I support you fearless knight in your epic journey.


199.

Crying

Topic: If You Were Given A Million $$$

Posted: 05/01/08 08:08 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 08:04 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: To eat a pet, would you do it?

Let's say this pet has died of natural causes.

No, I want to grow old with my turtle.


200.

Angry

Topic: Do you rely on Newgrounds?

Posted: 05/01/08 06:23 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 06:21 AM, eyeothestorm wrote:
At 5/1/08 06:14 AM, Testicle wrote:
At 5/1/08 04:46 AM, bagoverhead wrote: no, i use this website instead. the flash portal is much more active and there are loads more users on their forums.
bitch!!
I know right?!

You mother fucker.


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Topic: Getting a job?

Posted: 05/01/08 06:18 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 06:12 AM, SuperFlonic wrote:
At 5/1/08 06:09 AM, samsam72 wrote: isnt it illegal to get a job until your 16 and they will ask for a birth certificate
No, not really. The law in my country states that you can do work like paper rounds when 14, but serious working requires you to be 15 or older, like working in a stpre. Not sure how it's done in different countries, though.

In Australia you can get jobs at 14 years old working in a store such as target, myer, a fast food place or just any old store, only some stores have age restrictions but this is only because it's company preference not actual law.


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Topic: 100 day ban?

Posted: 05/01/08 06:12 AM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 05:49 AM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 5/1/08 05:29 AM, Smego wrote: Posting a new thread in the network news by doing http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/topic /6 will get you banned for thirty days.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/topic /5

This one looks more tempting... and it seems like it will also bring a longer ban.

Must resist, must resist, will get ban if do. Gahhh that was hard to resist. Whoever does that will go down as a legend.


203.

Elated

Topic: My girlfriend might break up w/ me.

Posted: 05/01/08 05:45 AM

Forum: General

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR TOO, you craft little rascal. I personally think you look very à la mode in your new clothes.


204.

Happy

Topic: First Try at Anime Drawing

Posted: 05/01/08 05:38 AM

Forum: Art

Hi, I've never posted in the art forum before frankly because I'm not much of an artist but I've always been a fan of it and wished I could draw.

Anyway, I got bored today and was I suddenly started drawing this random little anime-styled person, I think it's pretty good for a first try at drawing pretty much anything. I thought I'd post it up here to get some other opinions on my drawing and any possible tips would be greatly appreciated.

I hope the people in the art forum are nicer when it comes to opinions than the people in the general. and I can't draw legs ='[

First Try at Anime Drawing


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Topic: 100 day ban?

Posted: 05/01/08 05:29 AM

Forum: General

Posting a new thread in the network news by doing http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/post/topic /6 will get you banned for thirty days.


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Topic: Your best friend is going out with

Posted: 04/30/08 09:03 PM

Forum: General

At 4/30/08 08:59 PM, The-Eagle wrote: A female version of you. How do you feel?

I feel her boobs.


207.

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Topic: Pot

Posted: 04/30/08 07:23 PM

Forum: General

Not doing pot at all?


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Topic: Got My Tankman

Posted: 04/30/08 06:15 PM

Forum: General

At 4/30/08 06:13 PM, Masculine wrote: Looks like he is standing on a pile of cheese.

I envy you very much, my good sir.


209.

Shouting

Topic: So I was lurkin in the Network News

Posted: 04/30/08 09:07 AM

Forum: General

This is some of the most amazing fucking shit I've ever seen.

Happy videogamer0810?

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Topic: Penis pimples?

Posted: 04/30/08 08:59 AM

Forum: General

Pimples on my penis?

No seriously, I've had two in two days, I popped both of them, is that bad?

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