At 5/11/08 09:58 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 5/11/08 09:56 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: That happened to me plenty of times.

I can tell right away that the mother on the video is on menopause.

That's not menopause. That's way beyond menopause. That's menofastforward.

I lol'ed

I'd fucking hit that bitch.

Do you have enough search bars?

Kim Possible Hentai?

I wish I had a higher post count.

I'm afraid the only solution here is to castrate you, how would you like me to do it?
Or do you want to do it yourself?

I'm sorry it came to this, I really am. I promise you can have a bag of cookies afterwards.

At 5/11/08 08:48 AM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 5/4/08 10:09 AM, carbonwater wrote: Blow my whistle baby.

I miss that animation...

As do I, I stopped blowing my whistle when they got rid of it.

I believe he is one of the few NGers who lives up to his username.

He is a very angry person, don't mess with him, he's angry.

I don't masturbate, ever.

Does this make me a bad person?

At 3/29/08 07:40 PM, toxicdog wrote: I would have to....I would actually have to.... OMGGGG I WOULD HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!

You speak the truth my good friend, you speak the truth.

Brocolli and tomato sauce is pretty nice.

At 5/11/08 06:48 AM, WrathXXX wrote:

At 5/11/08 06:46 AM, Procrastination wrote: or just get a giant cock, you wont regret it cos no one else will see it as they wont go near you.

Or a portrait of you eating shit and dying. I would do that in a heart beat if life truly imitated art.

Angry retard is angry.

At 2/3/08 11:58 AM, JagAlskirDiG wrote: Poképorn.

Having sex with Pokemon.

What Pokemon would you do, why?

I personally, would fuck Misty. Yes goddammit she's a pokemon.

Nothing is new on the internet.

At 5/11/08 05:13 AM, doberman7 wrote: Hi sam.

Umm..Hi there, apparently.

HOW DO YOU KOW MY NAME?

At 5/11/08 02:05 AM, Sabotage wrote: meaning_of_life.gif was the only true meaning of life.

bonus points for anyone that remembers this

I remember.

It was a prize.

I would know because I put it there.

Shut your mouth pussy cat.

Yet another aspiring NG user. It's nice to know you're part of a community that aims so high in society.

No I won't, I engrave everything I do on my arms that way I can never forget.

Amateurs, don't know shit.

To me it looks like you just threw dirt over a keyboard, doesn't really cut it as a garden I'm afraid.

I am an hero now =D

My crazy english teaching bitch.

My digital camera is on charge right now but I have 3 posters.

The Beatles Abbey Road poster.
A poster with random pictures of the Beatles.
A poster that says Imagine that I had framed.

Though I'm getting around to taking them all down and putting some new ones up, I'm kind of over the Beatles now.

My dog once bit my grandmothers dog and ripped its eye out. It died about 8 months later from infection due to the surgery to fix it back up.

But I feel sorry for your friend, animal control will probably label the pitbull as dangerous and have it put down now.

This site has had a few problems ever since they "upgraded" it. Search function, posts, the flash portal, there are probably others too. *Sigh* Was there any need to change the site anyway?

We have a jar of them in the fridge, I usually have one or two when I feel like a small snack.

Mine says 82.

I can't even bowl 150 and I have two working eyes.

Some people have all the luck

I feel lazy, I've spent most of today and yesterday doing nothing. I want to get a job and earn some extra money and I still haven't gotten around to those martial arts classes, I have some homework and assignments to do yet I'm on Newgrounds posting in this thread.

/rant

Poptarts.

If it exists, there is porn of it.

/thread