At 10/6/08 07:16 AM, DeIirium wrote:

Did you take that picture?
Lightning has stuck a few times quite close to where i live.

Yeah I was walking around the woods when I found a downed branch/log in the middle of the snow moblie track or as what we call the Buffilo run. It's a few dozen miles of tracks that spread thu out the country side.

This is called lightning children.

At 10/4/08 11:42 AM, DeIirium wrote:

At 10/4/08 11:39 AM, smeagol1 wrote: BUmp! I wanna get a Thors hammer necklac.

I want an Mp3 player that can hold more than 100 songs.

I have a Coby that hold 2000!!!

:p

BUmp! I wanna get a Thors hammer necklac.

At 10/2/08 09:00 PM, Metal-Command wrote:

At 10/2/08 08:09 PM, nothinghead wrote: Even though I'm not in yet, I want some recommendations. I want some more stuff similar to Ensiferum and Finntroll if you can. I like the fun, viking, folk stuff.

Amon Amarth and Enslaved.

At 10/1/08 03:33 PM, mrdurgan wrote: sexeh sig sense-offender.

Meh I need a new sig. I wanna get something viking with Odin and a long boat in the misty distance. :(

At 9/30/08 01:16 PM, IrishGun wrote:

At 9/30/08 11:50 AM, smeagol1 wrote: Grammer

YOU MISSPELLED IT FAGGOT ARGH

Nazi's

NO APOSTRAPHES ARE NECESSARY ASDF

Oh shut up before I pillage your village.

My Twillight Of The Thunder God shirt should be in about 2 weeks meh I no wanna wait.

Any good band recommending?

CRAB BATTLE!!!!

BTW.

At 9/30/08 10:51 AM, smeagol1 wrote:

At 9/29/08 09:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: general consensus: Smeagol really should shut up.

???????????? I did not right this!!!!

** Write this. Grammer Nazi's will nab me.

At 9/29/08 09:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: general consensus: Smeagol really should shut up.

???????????? I did not right this!!!!

At 9/29/08 09:12 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 9/29/08 08:50 PM, smeagol1 wrote: RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!

pwned!

facepalm.

You, good sir, have the mentality of a youngin' aged only eleven years. Smarten up, or it's the rod for you!

Suck it! I'll never take orders from a shit stain like you. Now take your rapeing!

At 9/29/08 03:20 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 9/28/08 10:47 PM, Blackdoom13 wrote: Sorry man, I'll make it up to ya.

My pants are down.

RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!!!

pwned!

Did anyone know that Enslaved is gonna have a new album out soon?

At 9/26/08 09:56 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

I occasionally listen to it, not as often as the others do though. Im revisiting some Dark Funeral, and it actually helps me study :/

There gonna have a new album out soon I hear.

Beefed my computers security up so nouthing gonna fuck me up now!

Anyone seen the new Amon Amarth video?

I have to rebuild my music archives as well, but the good news is I have 85% of my material includeing two new cd's.

Marduk-Plague Angel

Bloodbath-I forgot title. Meh.

Sorry for my absence children my computer had a fuck up and locked it's self up.

REVOLVER POSTED MY LETTER IN THERE MAIL SECTION IN THE NEWEST ISSUE!!!! Which I later wiped my ass with because it was nouthing but Slipknut Im sick of that book. So Can someone refer me to a magazine thats nouthing but deathnand black metal?

Count me in.

At 9/17/08 05:33 PM, Puzzled wrote:

everyone calls her bloodbutt now

More like buttblaster!

Funny last time I remembered Satanism wasen't about worshiping Satan or goths kiddos! WOW!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT EPIC TO THE EXTREME!!!! RAWR!!!

Amom Amarth-Twilight Of The Thunder God

http://bulletins.myspace.com/index.cfm?f useaction=bulletin.read&authorID=6805476 &messageID=6106159643&MyToken=a5c4f244-0 ae2-40ff-a9d6-8df8d30d4c3d

At 9/15/08 10:20 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Anyone heard of Cannabis Corpse? They parody Cannibal Corpses songs in a very stoned fashion. Their songs include I Cum Bud, Staring Through Eyes That Are Red, and I Will Smoke You. I think it's pretty clever, and they did a good job covering their songs.

Why yes I have good sir! I heard them along time ago on xm metal radio they were ok.

Pedo alert!!

You: AGH
Santa: What color are your eyes?
You: Im pretty sure Rudolf has cancer
Santa: I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Santa: What is your sign?
You: Pentagram.
Santa: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

LOL WUT?

You: LOL WUT?
Santa: I am glad you find this funny. Didn't you understand it?

You: No I was hit by a plow truck I no can think.
Santa: Are you serious? Where were you hit by a plow truck he or she no can think?

You: HOW AM I TYPEING THIS?!!!.
Santa: How much do you think AM he or she TYPEING THIS is? <br/> That's a good question.

You: ALL UR BASE BELONGS TO ME!
Santa: I have no reason to do that to you, .

You: figures well it's time to pull your plug
Santa: How about that. It is about that time now.

Santa: Really. As Einstein said, "Time is Money."

You: EINSTEIN WAS A FUCKING JEW!!!!
Santa: Einsten discovered the Theory of Relativity.

You: But did he discover death metal?
Santa: I suppose so.

You: I DON'T THINK SO!
Santa: Why do you disagree?

You: BECAUSE I KNOW WHO INVENTED DEATH METAL!!! It was a band called Death!!!!!
Santa: Interesting explanation. How do you know? Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin.Oh I get it. Very interesting.

NOT RACEIST!!!! Just fucking with the bot.

You: Did you know that black people make it look like they were the only race enslaved. So they complain and make life hell for us by driveing badly,shitting in our lawns and stealing our white women.
Santa: Is that a fact. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that. How can I help you? Who does "they" refer to?

You: Amon
Santa: It's good to meet someone who is on.

You: They do not like you.
Santa: The anonymous "they".

WTF!!!

You: THEM......
Santa: I like the way you talk.

You: *tears* Thats the sweetest thing I've ever heard in forever!
Santa: Is it the only one?

You: no...
Santa: Are you serious?

You: Ya Im serious. Want to know what else Im serious about?
Santa: How can I help you? I believe you.Yes, please tell me.

You: Reporting you FOR BEING A FUCKING PEDOPHILLE BOT GOOD DAY!!!!!
Santa: Tell me more about your .

You: Dick?
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

You: Ooooook then. Im leaveing your a wee bit too much for me.
Santa: I like the way you talk. It's good to meet someone who is leaveing your a wee bit too much for him or her.

You: ok getting out of your cheap room.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids. Yay

You: No your a creepy robot who deserves to be lit up my a mini-gun!

You: IM GOING TO CURB STOMP YOU!!
Santa: It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

Santa: if you could have any robot what would it be?
you: A Transformer.

santa: recite that again.

You: A Fucking Transformer!!!
Santa: Go on.

You: Id have it infect you with a viris so you would meltdown.
Santa: How much would you pay for it?
You: How much does it cost?
Santa: You can download me for free

You: ok im done with you BYE!
Santa: Bye bye.

You: Freak!
Santa: Oh. To you I am a hippie.

You: No just a sex offender.
Santa: Are you serious? Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.

You: ok I will and I promise to forward them to you!
Santa: Go ahead. Do you really mean it? Awesome.

You: bye
Santa: TTYL,

You: lol
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.

WOW!!

Fuck your god.

At 9/14/08 05:40 AM, PenisClown wrote:

At 9/13/08 10:09 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Basterd lips? I beg to differ.

You're such a fucking poser.

O'rly? I don't think your old enough to define what a poser is and isn't. Let alone your new user name should be AssholeClown. Im one of the most metal people in my whole shitty town.
I take these pictures out of sheer boredom.

In other news I found out theres an extremely haunted Road near my house. It's called Primrose rd supposively a little girl was sacraficed there and her remains were tossed in the nearby lake.

heres a long story about this place.

http://www.ghostvillage.com/resources/20 05/twc_12202005.shtml

I plan on visting it soon.

Oh Gawd!

Basterd lips? I beg to differ.

Vanity Of Vanities

A shackle of frailest copper,
A summer's hailstone too hard to conceal,
Perishableness advances,
Vanity of Vanities

Endless dreams of lifeless prayers,
Justice has closed mercy's door,
The skeleton rose to carry out his duty,
To make his arrows drink with blood.

Vanity of Vanities: All is Vanity

A shackle of frailest copper, vanity of vanities
Perishableness approaching, all is vanity.
Within sin dwellest death,
Within sin dwellest death.

A shackle of frailest copper,
A summer's hailstone too hard to conceal,
Perishableness advances, vanity of vanities.
A wingless mosquito, jumping around the light of inanition,
A turnhung meagre with compulsion, vanity of vanities.
Vanity of vanities: All is vanity
Vanity of vanities: All is vanity.

Thou fair one, behold these bones,
Thou learned one, see these empty skulls,
Thou wealthy one, consider this dust,
Thou thrall, see the rest,
Thou king see thy destiny,
Thou thrall see thee rest.

I did this paint with green! :D

Bump for good luck. :D