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Response to: My Mom Tricked Me! Again! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 08:38 PM, Judzfell wrote: Omg ur back?...god dammit

Fixed it for you

Response to: My Mom Tricked Me! Again! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 07:56 PM, Rubberr wrote: SO you're not grounded from my thread? I still owned you.

Roflles, my thread got you grounded.

link plz

Response to: My Mom Tricked Me! Again! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

thats it BigBlueWhale(or tommy in real life) im calling youre mom since your still onand youre computer privilages(SP?) will be taken away.

Response to: My Mom Tricked Me! Again! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 07:44 PM, BigBlueWhale wrote: What's up, guys!

Anyway, I was going to my friend Joel's house earlier today and he has like the super coolest, awesomest, flippety freaking, candiest game out called "Dead Rising." yeah yeah I know you can't shoot energy balls out of your hands like in Super Dragonball Z (you can in Elder Scrolls Oblivion so don't say poop like "DAtz oNly iN DbZ!") but it's still really pooping cool.
When I was getting in the car for my mom to drop me off she says this poop.

Mom: Now listen To*my (my mom says I can't put my name on the interweb so I gotta censor it), I know Joel has "Dead Rising" but that's a grown-up game. It's rated M so you can't play it.

Me: BUT MOM!!! It's pooptacular!

Mom: For grown-ups, yes but for my little To*my, no.

Mom: Nice little boy.

oooooooooo! youre mom told you youre not supposed to come to NG yet! youre too young! now either get off or ill tell youre mom tomarrow when we go to the mall.

Response to: Goatse.cx Advertisment Pics Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

BUMP!

Response to: I died. Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 11:14 AM, Sirockalot wrote: I really hope this isn't a spam topic.

Because I just posted in it.

it is!

we all get bans! woohooo!
Response to: Funniest PM ever!!! Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

these are not funny.

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Response to: Dead Rising - Convicts Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 10:56 AM, Old-Style-Clock wrote: o, you have Dead Rising?

i've got the money for it and they have it at the store

is it good?
worth the money?

No its not it sucks balls.

Response to: Most.. Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 07:49 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I hope you realize that the more you post in a day, the more likely those posts are going to be of questionable quality and that it takes a moderator less than a minute to wipe out all those posts....

I love you!

post that pic of you when you were on fire plz!
Response to: I died. Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 10:07 AM, zach9311 wrote:
At 10/8/06 10:03 AM, ALTalt wrote:
At 10/8/06 10:02 AM, Yiffy wrote: Console me plz

( still need an xbox 360 )
Hooray!
We dont give a shit about you.
shut the hell up! NO one cares about You! 19 posts lol!!

Im youre Alt!
dont talk to youreself that way!

Response to: I died. Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 10:07 AM, zach9311 wrote:
At 10/8/06 10:03 AM, ALTalt wrote:
At 10/8/06 10:02 AM, Yiffy wrote: Console me plz

( still need an xbox 360 )
Hooray!
We dont give a shit about you.
shut the hell up! NO one cares about You! 19 posts lol!!

Im youre Alt!
dont talk to youreself that way!

Response to: I died. Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 10:02 AM, Yiffy wrote: Console me plz

( still need an xbox 360 )

Hooray!
We dont give a shit about you.

Response to: Vegetarian traits Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 09:56 AM, Clunes wrote: yeah, and all black people yell at movie screens!

AND you need to STFU!

Response to: Funniest PM ever!!! Posted October 8th, 2006 in General

At 10/8/06 09:57 AM, DreamTheater wrote:
At 10/8/06 09:32 AM, Whitcomb wrote: Im famous now!
Everyones already forgotten about you, that is if they noticed you in the first place.
It's the same for most people, seriously, why the hell would you care about being 'famous' on here. It's not like you'd get treateed any different, except maybe some people will brown nose you, but you don't want that. It's just an annoyance.

Thanks for killing the thread DreamTheater!
LOL (NSFW)

Response to: Newgrounds is in serious danger Posted October 7th, 2006 in General

At 10/7/06 10:51 AM, azn-vink wrote:
At 10/7/06 10:47 AM, The-Eagle wrote:
At 10/7/06 10:46 AM, TurboSean wrote: Chicken sandwiches.
tuna sandwiches
pffff salmon sandwiches pwn them all

abd for the petition just sign it

Meatball subs FTW!

Response to: Great Lies to tell Small Kids Posted October 7th, 2006 in General

if you didn't eat corn youre legs would fall off.

Response to: Here to solve youre love problems! Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 05:08 PM, fallenmaiden wrote:
At 10/4/06 05:01 PM, Silver-Glint wrote: Sign-up Date:
10/04/2006

Posts: 6

Am I the only one who is wary of this newcomer?
not at all, lets stage a suprise attack to be rid of him

is this something you do to new people?

Response to: He didn't deserve it. :| Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 04:57 PM, PenguinKnight wrote: you are a f#%#*^$ b%^#$. horrible you fail at life and everything

you are right but there is no reason why you should use that kind of language my good sir.

Response to: Here to solve youre love problems! Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 04:58 PM, Sunglasses wrote: A warning to all: ALT ALERT!

ALT? what is a alt?

Response to: Here to solve youre love problems! Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 04:51 PM, supra-speed wrote: is this because you didnt cook for your bitch and you were bossy so you figured youd share your glory ideas with people from NG. thats just so sad.

ha ha ha ha!
i laugh at youre feeble attempts of a comeback but for proof here is a picture of my graduation class.

Here to solve youre love problems!

Response to: Love Problems Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 04:41 PM, Peacekid wrote: My hand doesn't love me. Help? I've been with it all my life and it almost despises me.

Please, mend our relationship back together.

have you ever thought about WHY youre hand dosent love you?
maybe you need to treat it with more respect?
treat youre hand like a real person.

Response to: Here to solve youre love problems! Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 04:37 PM, FlippyWATAA wrote: thanks!!!

no thank you!

Response to: People Get Tuned On By Wierd Things Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

At 10/4/06 02:08 PM, mranarchy wrote: Today at school a kid openly admitted to being turned on by the yellow robot from metroid.
WTF???
its a robot
Do you know anyone who gets horny at wierd things?!
(this robot)

hmm those kids need some girlfriend if they are that desperate!

Here to solve youre love problems! Posted October 4th, 2006 in General

Hello there! im the LoveDoctor here to solve youre love problems.lets begin shall we?

how to be to youre woman:

1. Dont be bossy!
it could ruin youre chances for love and could ruin youre relationship and probably will lead to a divorce/break up. Treat youre lady with respect.

2.If you can cook get to it!
trust me when a woman knows you can cook she will probably want to be with you more and strenghthen youre bond. if you dont know how to cook dont try to! youll probably mess up and possibly burn youre house to the ground. from my teachings most of my students lovers/parteners like salads and steaks(shaped like a heart of course).

Well ill be on later but i have a meeting right now so see you later reader(s)!