Hey,

Just a quick question. What is that band from Bowling Green, KY from the tv commercial for the game Borderlands?

Thanks!

So the other day this cute skanky bitch at work starts up a conversation with me about how women are better than men and so and so blah blah blah. We're talking and talking and then I get a box (I work at UPS) of makeup and as I throw it on the floor, I say, "Women and their make up" or something like that. And she says, "You know, without all makeup, we would not be so pretty." AND I SAY, "BIATCH! I guess you're not wearning any! HAHA!" As she's walking away now, I yell, "SUCK IT!".

I don't understand why we have not made eye contact since. Discuss.

At 9/30/09 02:02 AM, Rottenberry wrote: Before I decide whether I should click the link can somebody tell me if it's worse than the kid who smashed his face into two halves? I don't think I can handle worse than that.

Yeah, this video is just brutal. I mean, it's beyond normal behavior tenfold. I couldn't watch it all but I watched all of that diving video.

No, two of them got life in prison and ONE got 9 years.

OK, so....

I have this .mp3 file called '03-my wish'. I'm using it for a video montage but that's besides the point. Anyways, in Windows Movie Maker(WMV), it says it's only 4.06 minutes in length, but when I put it in the actual timeline, it ADDS almost another 2 minutes! And there is actually music and lyrics in it. But when I publish the movie, it only plays the original 4.06 of the song.

Here is a pick of the problem. Any ideas?

At 9/29/09 12:38 AM, Stoicish wrote: -Face it guys. We don't last long. If you say you are a stud who can at least last as long as 15-30 minutes then you are a fucking liar or by some magic miracle your dick is made out of sandpaper and it takes 5 hours for you to get off. On average we last about 3-8 minutes. Tops. You are lucky if you don't need a recharge period to keep going. Otherwise you are going to to have to please her until you can get your little buddy motivated there. This really isn't a question, but more of an observation.

Umm... what? I average 15 minutes PLUS! There is no way in hell that I would last 3-8 minutes... not only is it not satisfying for the woman but it really kills a big orgasm that you could potentially have. I usually use condoms too. You really have to focus though and make sure your not just crazy pounding the whole time. Slow it down a little, try a different position, eat her out, get a little bj, then resume fucking. Seriously, not joke, I usually outlast women in bed. You just really have to have control of your muscle!

At 9/4/09 01:00 PM, AntoArts-Admin wrote:

At 9/3/09 09:27 PM, SlySniper wrote: I did this about a week ago. Some post processing was done.

I've seen that a lot but this one actually looks interesting. Fine colors

I agree that there are a lot of similar pictures but I've always like the perspective of them but I wanted to make mine somewhat unique. THANKS!

I did this about a week ago. Some post processing was done.

At 8/21/09 06:53 AM, Citrina wrote: Well, if the subject turned to animals, here's one of my favorites of my animal photos:

Very nice. Crisp and love the colors.

Steve Carell vs Jim Carrey

I think it's a toss up, what do you guys think?

At 11/5/08 01:59 AM, morlockcleric wrote: you voted obama. Your a fag. You didnt have a chick. It was a tranny

I didn't vote. I had a chick.

At 11/5/08 01:59 AM, Timmy wrote: Tell us more about the voting habits of Kentucky!

Wiki it?

At 11/5/08 02:01 AM, Orange wrote: sex + obama victory ftw!

That is the moral of this story.

At 11/5/08 02:02 AM, homor wrote: i willing to bet you aren't even old enough to vote.

True, that's why I went into Indiana to campaign for him since I could not vote.

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I will finish the story tomorrow.

The day started off with an optimistic feel in the air. I got ready, put on my Obama pin, and left for UPS. Even though I had to take it off, I was still happy to find out that most people were voting. I left at 3:30 to go up to Jeffersonville, IN to campaign for Obama. Called some people and did some door to door advertising, if you will. I left at 5:30 to meet up with deliciously perfect girl I will call Sin. She is about 5,10 with blond and black hair, 130lbs, great smile, and a freakishly sexy body. We went to Old Navy to do a homework assignment about products and where they are made. We finished in about 30 minutes and we left for her apartment.

We got there around 7 and I immediately turned on the T.V. to see the first wave of results from the election. I was greatly disappointed to see that my own state, Kentucky, was the first state for McCain. But, all was not lost... a few Smirnoffs and some Sour Green Apple Puckers started the party up.

It started with some sensual touching, snuggling, and soft kisses. Her amazingly soft lips made me only go want to go back and kiss her again. I was gently, but passionately grabbing her curved hips and bubbly butt.

Ok... should I continue?? Anyone?

At 9/29/08 10:34 AM, Jackotrades wrote: Because PETA would be like "NOES! NOTS THE DOGS!"

But the dogs wont be hurt. I would also add a remote of some sort so that the police can turn off the device when the dogs are not with them, basically when they are sleeping or just in their kennel. Also, the device would be removable.

Ok, here it goes:

Attach Tazers to canines. Basically, attach a Tazer device to a dog's upper teeth and jaw, and a some type of special retainer made of plastic on the bottom teeth and jaw so the dog doesn't shock itself.

Then, when the Police cannot bring down a person with just a dog and are too far away for a Tazer gun, they sick these beasts on them.

I CALL IT: Taze'ems

Comments? Questions? Concerns?

At 9/29/08 12:07 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Error: This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Chris Rock Enterprises, Inc.

Looks like Mr. Rock is more of a businessman than his street cred implies.

Oh snap! Well, I got it all on my phone, would they remove my video too? It's not as good quality as that but you can hear it and see it pretty well.

Hey,

Anyone watch this last night on HBO? It was quite funny.

Here's the link to the special: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBiPimi36 jg , just watch all the parts.

By the way, he's wearing different clothes because he is doing the stand up in three different cities.

Here it is:

"Now, in her acceptance speech, Governor Palin accused Obama of using his run for the White House as a "journey of personal discovery." This from the lady who just spent ten minutes introducing her family: Track, Trig, Bristol, Piper. For a minute there, I thought she was calling in an airstrike."

-September 5, 2008, Real Time with Bill Maher

That made me giggle.

At 9/9/08 09:29 PM, dieplease wrote: Great fo getting stoned to!

Oh, I second that! Especially when you're shrooming. ZOMGG

Yeah, I have to agree that their newest album wasn't the greatest compared to their older ones. "Florida" was well done I thought and so was "Missed the boat". But I really liked "Little Motel" and I don't know if it's a good thing, but that song can put me to sleep, especially the beginning.

I thought that their "Good News for People Who Love Bad News" album was by far the best with so many good songs like "The World at Large" and "The View".

Hello,

I was just wondering which nVida configuration would be better:

- GeForce 9600M GT Graphics

or

- Two GeForce® 8600M GT graphics with 512MB in SLI

The laptops would be about the same in every other aspect.

This is great!
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shaz980: oioi
BigBoobStacy: yaya
shaz980: wer u frm stacyyy
BigBoobStacy: Islamabad, a small island in the Pacific
shaz980: okkkkkkkkkk
shaz980: if u say dso
shaz980: u gt msn
BigBoobStacy: Where u from?
BigBoobStacy: No
BigBoobStacy: My mom dosn't like me doing drugs
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FC: hey they sound good
BigBoobStacy: No, their ugly and misformed and have pimples all over them, but other than that, their hot
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Perfect_Man_4_U: Hello Stacy ever play BROMSKI?
BigBoobStacy: Im a guy
BigBoobStacy: You like men?
Perfect_Man_4_U: yeah OK lots of luck big boob guy with a girl's name
BigBoobStacy: YAY!
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Londonm85: where u from?
BigBoobStacy: A small island, in Europe, you probably don't know
Londonm85: erm
Londonm85: let me guess
BigBoobStacy: England
Londonm85: oh ok
Londonm85: what u do up there?
Londonm85: work?
Londonm85: study?
Londonm85: how old r u by the way?
BigBoobStacy: im 19
BigBoobStacy: I work as a nurse
BigBoobStacy: mostly taking care of old people
BigBoobStacy: like, cleaning their butts after they poop.... my hands stink
Londonm85: u have m sn?
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BigBoobStacy: msn? No, I don't do drugs
BigBoobStacy: sorry
Londonm85: u have bf?
BigBoobStacy: No, my strict Islamic upbringing does not allow me to date men anytime soon
BigBoobStacy: but I do like to... you know... break the rules and be a bad girl
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mikeyxxx: hi stacey
BigBoobStacy: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?!?
mikeyxxx: im mike and it says your name on the screen
mikeyxxx: where are u from
BigBoobStacy: Ummm
BigBoobStacy: a small island in the Pacific
BigBoobStacy: You probably never heard of it
mikeyxxx: ok
BigBoobStacy: Hawaii
mikeyxxx: ive heard of hawaii
mikeyxxx: is it beautiful?
BigBoobStacy: Nah, I'm near the lava fields
BigBoobStacy: so, I have burns all over my body
mikeyxxx: ouch
mikeyxxx: want me to rub some cream into them?
BigBoobStacy: Yeah, it hurts to walk and I look ugly with them too so I don't socialize too much
mikeyxxx: i want to give u a big hug
BigBoobStacy: that would hurt
BigBoobStacy: YOU WANT TO HURT ME!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
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HILARIOUS!

At 6/22/08 12:13 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Get a girlfriend instead.

Got one. =]

At 6/22/08 12:14 PM, Shreddy wrote:

At 6/22/08 12:13 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Get a girlfriend instead.

get that AND a k850i

If I had the money. That one looks... niiice.

At 6/22/08 12:16 PM, Paradox wrote: Having a nice phone is pointless. Mine's like, five years old, and it does everything I need it to.

I know. But mine is almost 3 years old, and it dosn't really have the features I need.

Hi,

Which of these two phones should I get: the SONY ERICSSON K550i or the slightly older SONY ERICSSON K750i.

From what I've read, the K750i's camera is a bit better but the keys are hard to press. The K550i has better keys and is, well, newer.

Anyone have either of these phones that could help me out?

Thanks!

At 6/15/08 02:50 PM, vigilante1111 wrote: Cigarettes are and should be legal. It is you choice what you do with your body and if your not smoking in an open place then it doesn't hurt anybody.

If it's your choice to do what you want with your body, then why can't you smoke weed in public; it doesn't hurt anyone.

Hello,

I have always wondered why Nicotine is not a controlled substance. According to the Comprehensive Drug Abuse Prevention and Control Act of 1970, a Schedule I drug meets the qualifications of:

(A) The drug or other substance has high potential for abuse.
Everyone knows that smoking cigarettes causes people to become addicted to nicotine and dependent on it.

(B) The drug or other substance has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States.
It does have some accepted medical use, but it's very minimal like helping people with Autosomal dominant nocturnal frontal lobe epilepsy, Kaposi's sarcoma, breast cancer among women carrying the very high risk BRCA gene, preeclampsia, and atopic disorders such as allergic asthma. Very low cases of those disorders reported.

(C) There is a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug or other substance under medical supervision.
Hell, it can cause cancers of all sorts, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, and kills people that DON'T EVEN SMOKE IT. wtf...

I have always wondered why cigarettes are legal.

Comments?

I like the beating idea. Just punch her in the face or kick her in the legs every now and then and when she complains to your parents just be like "I didn't do it" or "She's making it up", or even better, "Betchu you won't hit me."

At 6/15/08 01:10 PM, Argoneus wrote: I'm searching for a soccer MMO. Like you got one player from 3rd person view, and theres 19 other players, and you play :P. Don't you know any? It has to have a good community (100+ players)

Hey,

I've played a game just like that online. Go search for "Power Soccer" on Google and it will be what you are looking for. OK graphics, takes a bit time to learn all the controls, but it's really fun.

At 4/27/08 01:50 AM, dark101 wrote: dude, I'm only 13, so I wouldn't know.
and besides, you can't feel anything at all when you're asleep dumbass.

Ahhh the mind of a 13 year old. Have you never had a cramp before? Even after it is over, there is still some pain or at least some soreness.

At 4/26/08 04:47 PM, h0llyw00d wrote:

At 4/26/08 02:33 PM, SlySniper wrote: You can't fell a cramp while you are sleeping. =[

how do you know you have the cramp if you can't feel it?

Because when I woke up, I could still feel the lingering pain even though the cramp had stopped.

You can't fell a cramp while you are sleeping. =[

Haha, those two are good. Anyone one else got some good ones or funny ones aswell?