I always have the worst luck with urinals. I will always pick one where no one is around. Someone willcome in and go right next to me in the urinal. There could be 30 urinals around the place, but someone always goes right by me.

At 9/29/08 09:13 PM, Eggys wrote: Okay I'm back.

Sorry I wasn't able to get back to this thread sooner, something came up with my chest pains and I had to go the hospital but everything's okay.

Obviously god's wrath.

Your parents do not love you if they would kick you out of the house over video games. You might want to remind them of that if you got into a fight.

Smoke weed, its not addictive and it will relax you. Also nowhere near as bad a cigarettes.

That is incredible.

At 9/29/08 11:39 PM, xXxAlecxXx wrote: i would just like to know who the most HATED user on newgrounds is.

it isnt me right...RIGHT?

It's you.

Normally food or places. I can sometimes remember a good time when I was really really little if I am in that place.

I would make a new account.

At 9/28/08 09:39 AM, marchohare wrote: stuff

oh lord.. smoking does kill you, it won't automatically kill you, but its fucking horrible for your health. weed has cancer killing properties in it which is why I only smoke weed, but cigarettes fuck up your lungs really badly.

Here, take a puff on a cigarette, than blow it out instantly on a tissue. There should be a bunch of shit on the tissue paper.

Then, take another puff of a cigarette, keep the smoke down, then exhale onto the tissue. All the shit is gone and in your lungs.

At 9/27/08 11:42 PM, elliez3 wrote: Handlebars by Flobots is releated to Adolf hitler

no. not at all.

Jeez, I thought slander was against the law. But McCain clearly shows its not. By the way did you know McCain rapes children, and kills babies? He also is a homosexual.

no cortarse

Contact them about it, say you want 3grand or you will sue. Most companies won't want to be sued, especially when you have evidence and will just give you the money, especially a big chain.

I thought it looked stupid, but it could be pretty good.

limp bizkit :'(

splooooge

At 9/27/08 02:05 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: slowz?
MOAR LIKE HOEZ AMIRITE

:'( ouch

Sorry to tell you, but despite what you think about staying together forever, it won't happen.

sorry :(

McCain lied about a ton of stuff.. and pretty much just talked shit to Obama the whole time :\
That was pretty annoying. I did like how Obama actually talked about politics and he also didn't avoid any questions. I noticed McCain avoided a lot of questions that Obama had asked him. Mostly about the tax cuts for the rich and not the lower class and middle class people.

1. Buy candy
2. Put blades in candy
3. Wait for Halloween
4. Pass out candy
5. ?????
6. Profit

60% :| this game is hard and addicting

You can look at your life in a positive way. Seize the day, try things you would never dream of and you may get farther. You can live a happier life fulfilling some fun things. All you have to do is try :D

All you need to do is to talk more, be more active in school like for example, just raise your hand and talk. People will find you more confident. Basically talking more helps and can boost your self esteem. Working out will make you feel better. If you are good at art, take art classes in school, and find people who have the same interest as you. Talk to them about things. You can start a conversation by saying like, "Hey, I noticed you are good at ___ and I was wondering if you could tell me how you did ___."

People like to looked up to generally. That's how you can make a friend or two. :]

wult = erect penis

Well, crapatflash, you havn't been on newgrounds that long yourself you know, hmm, chortle

At 9/27/08 01:54 AM, CleansingFlame wrote: this is gay.

Cleansing Flame?

More like Phlegmy Gay

D:

good, I got weight training, english, and imaging.. its really easy and I get out of school at 11:30 because I go to school at 6:30AM (0 period weight training)..

English is easy
Imaging is just photoshoping shit

yep.

If she dies, it won't be your fault, it will be the guy who disliked her :] You are clear, don't worry my friend.

You can shoot webs from your dick. Just rub it a bunch, and all of the sudden, BAM! sticky webs everywhere.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUNGI

Get it?

Just kidding, he got rejected like you.

At 9/26/08 07:37 PM, nerdking wrote: heres your anwser

hot :o