Glad to know I'm not the only one who faces that issue, thanks for the info Lizz. Just thought I'd pop in, get my EXP deposited and make may small Portal round for the day, btw, my other post was on my PS3. This time I'm on my laptop, after I'm done in the portal, I'm back on my PS3, playing Dragon Age: Origins. Also, dammit Lizz, get on your PS3!!! DAMMIT!!! :P

If there's one thing I don't like about my PS3, it's that for some reason the browser won't let me vote on anything, but I can post in the BBS. Any ideas as to wht this might be?

The Portal is really picking up guys, I move we put our DEFCON status to DEFCON 3.

Also, few notable spammer names:

Ragekitty(Hulaloo)
Kanamomashouse
Lasse
LordZeebmork

not sure about the rest, but be on your guard guys, it's getting hairy out there.

*hops in my Tank with my crew and heads to the Portal* LET'S ROLL OUT!!!

</lame "Transformers" reference>

As much as I'm inclined to agree with you Eagle, I looked at both accounts, they do have prior submissions which leads me to believe they're part of the original site to which you linked us. Sorry, but I'm not gonna risk my whistle, I'm gonna give it a 2 at the most.

Eh, it's just an insanely feeble attempt at getting attention, what can you do about Lizz? Aside form flagging it as stolen/hateful/unsuitable/malicious/etc. We just have to be vigilant in our duties to the Portal.

At 2/22/08 04:12 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: I need your help, to find all those topics and any that aren't currently on the list. Keep in mind we are looking for only the excellent topics. High levels of irony, funny, genius, etc are accepted.
Go get diggin.

Here's one that SCTE3 found not too long ago, as in within the last 20 minutes or so.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1124 741

That needs to be put in the sheer stupidity of the BBS on the Goldmine.

Eh, I check the sign up date of TwistedLord, it happens to be 11/8/08 and he has a prior flash submission that checks out fine. Also, just because the game site says it was published 4/22/09, doesn't mean the author was just testing the water so to speak to see how people would like it. So after an extensive 7 month test, I guess he got the thought of putting it here. I wouldn't flag it. But that's just me.

At 11/23/09 08:14 AM, EagleRock wrote: Cobra: This is two times I've had to say it. Spammy posts are expressly forbidden in the Elite Guard Barracks. Please re-read our FAQ and pay close attention to the responsibilities of Barracks members. You are not to perform any action that puts the Barracks in jeopardy. As is evidenced by the NGPD lock, the mods are not keen on people performing spammy posts, no matter how short-lived the "stint" is. Please do not make me comment like this a third time, as it will not be as pleasant. You're an officer of the Barracks now, and your actions need to be more than just satisfactory as a member, they need to be exemplary and should be a role-model to others.

You're right, I guess I was just having a bit too much fun. I sincerely apologize for my recent behavior. It will not happen again Eagle.

Usually when I get caught up in a moment where energy is high and everyone's having a good time, I guess I somewhat forget that I need to cool my jets and transition from one thing to another. Spiffy was on the IRC last night, he, Ismael and I were having a good time and were just screwing around for the hell of it, and some of that behavior transferred into our thread.

Again, I deeply apologize for my actions, Supreme Commander EagleRock.

*Salute* Sir, it will not happen again, Sir!

At 11/22/09 10:38 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 11/22/09 09:57 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote:
Also, congrats to SpiffyMasta for the new job of the new Unit Ops at the NGPD. *hands a reward of some kind to Spiffy* Congrats man, you deserve it. DON'T LET KANYE RUIN YOUR SPEECH!!!!!!

Oh hey. I'd like to thank all the fans and my supporters, and I just can't believe this, I never could have hoped...

Spiffy I'm gonna let you finish but I just wanted to say Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!

*Too late*

GODDAMMIT KANYE!!!!!! GTFO OFF MY NG-

Kanye: Yo, SlntCobra1, I'm really happy for ya, Imma let you finish, but Lizzardis had one of best position acceptance speeches of all time!! OF ALL TIME!

me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

:P :P :P :P :P

Seriously, thanks for the congrats. I hope to be able to shape some good future Soldiers for you guys. Let me know if they come in and act like morons, I'll take it personally.

Sure thing SPIFFEH!!! Can and will most certainly do. Either in the NGPD itself or in a PM.

I was just taking a gander over at the NGPD, and their posts have gotten quite lengthy since Tails wanted the rest of them to act more maturely. Since the unlocking, he's been hitting the rest of them to keep them in line, and a damn fine job he's doing.

Also, congrats to SpiffyMasta for the new job of the new Unit Ops at the NGPD. *hands a reward of some kind to Spiffy* Congrats man, you deserve it. DON'T LET KANYE RUIN YOUR SPEECH!!!!!!

Sure Christmas is fine, but here in the US, we have 3 holidays to gorge. Y'all only have the one or maybe more, I'm not exactly sure.

At 11/18/09 03:23 PM, Allhaillaharl wrote:

At 11/18/09 12:27 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: and it's not in the right font or style.

Yeah, I used my sig maker's discretion and decided that using your sig's style and font would make the sig lame. So technically speaking, since I created the sig, it IS in the right font, and style.

Yet the customer is always right. Y'all make sigs for the rest of us Newgrounders, am I right? So your discretion here means jack squat. So my request hasn't been filled yet. Care to rebuke that?

Ouch, sorry to hear that Lizz. Man y'all have no clue what you're missing. Thanksgiving, Christmas, and the 4th of July are the 3 major holidays that give everyone an excellent excuse just to gorge themselves on delicious om noms!!!!!!

At 11/17/09 06:51 PM, Allhaillaharl wrote:

At 11/17/09 06:27 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Could I see how my name as it is on my current sig, would look on the top two and the red? And if you can make a Dark one as well, I think my name in the current style and font as it is on my sig, would look so badass on a Dark Aura button sig.

*huff huff* I'm baking muffin's asbestos I can :3

Hardy har har on the first one. Real funny pal. You also forgot the 1 at the end of my name and it's not in the right font or style.

Well, tis that time of year again, what's everyone's menu for next Thursday?

I'm looking at you Eagle, Byte, Lizz, Pork, Krev(if you're lurking the EGB), Fro, Ismael, hell the whole EGB. Who's doing what TURKEY DAY?

also, thanks for getting The Duck Song stuck in my head Eagle, it's so damn catchy I just watched it again!!!! damn you!!!!!!!!!

At 11/17/09 05:46 PM, Allhaillaharl wrote: Soz, I was screwing around, making some buttons for a buddy, when I made the green one. I figured I'd slap some different colors on mine, and see if anybody here would like one with their name on it :3

I shoulda mad a fab one too, but I wasn't thinking >,> sowwy.

Could I see how my name as it is on my current sig, would look on the top two and the red? And if you can make a Dark one as well, I think my name in the current style and font as it is on my sig, would look so badass on a Dark Aura button sig.

I know this is unrelated, I FUCKING HATE ACCESS 2007!!!!!!! I HATE MAKING DATABASES IN GENERAL!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU--------

twitches over and over

I swear, I'm gonna strangle this software!!!!!!! Strangle? MORE LIKE FUCKING THROTTLE ITS ASS!!!!!

At 11/16/09 11:51 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 11/16/09 11:26 AM, EpicFail wrote: Hey, can anybody help me on improving my whistle? I've been stuck at garbage for quite a while, and am interested in joining, obviously I can not right now. I need more BP and a better whistle. Any help would be hugely appreciated.

Since you have a garbage whistle, you cannot flag Flash submissions anymore. The only way to improve your whistle is by flagging abusive reviews. Best thing to do is look at recent Portal entries and evaluate the reviews there. If you see blatantly malicious or abusive reviews, go ahead and flag them. Over time, you'll bring yourself back to a normal whistle level, and eventually hit that bronze. If you are unsure about something, don't whistle it. It's better to err on the side of caution than give yourself more negative flaggings.

As far as B/P, just keep at it. I'm sure you'll reach Elite Guard level in no-time. In the meantime, you might want to check out the NG Police Headquaters, as they will probably accept you and they can also help you wtih review flagging and polishing up that whistle. Hope it helps! If you have any more questions, feel free to PM or IM me.

What am I INVISIBLE?! Don't forget, I was the bulk that helped you get your silver whistle to gold. After all, I am the resident review nut around here. ;) Sure that review hunt you did with Lizz the other night got you gold, but I helped you more than that did and you know it. EpicFail, you can always PM me or IM me for reviews. But I may not always be around. I've been to the brink once and got out on my own (with some help of course) and I don't intend to do it again. Once I reach deity, I'll review hunt every now and again, but other than that I'm staying put.

As Eagle said, the best places to look are the ToTW (Turd Of The Week), anything from the [DD] Duck Division, hell, the Emo collection is always a fun place to start. But I'll stop there before I turn this into another Rage thread. All in all, always feel free to ask any of us EGB members and we'll be more than welcome to help out those in need.

At 11/15/09 05:08 AM, TomFulp wrote: The Treasure Hunt results are now into Day 5 with no sign of stopping!

Please attempt to WATCH everything on this list and REPLY with your favorite. EXPLAIN why you like it the most.

Comedy - Parodies & Cultural References

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 9826
Your feedback on each list will help determine the ultimate winners of the hunt!

SWEET!!! Thanks for choosing on of my suggestions Tom. If don't win, will I at least get either a parting gift or a consolation prize?

****STOLEN FLASH ALERT****

Stolen:

animator v animation game, by pizza4321123 Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Original:

http://www.atom.com/fun_games/animator_v s_animation_game/

At 11/15/09 02:00 PM, byteslinger wrote:

At 11/15/09 03:51 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I thought I might as well get this out of the way, since I've been inactive for a good while now.

I'm resigning as the Chief Barracks Officer of the Elite Guard Barracks.

Oh, great! Now I gotta go change ALL the damn web pages on www.eliteguardbarracks.com !

Sorry to see you go Slash. At least you'll still be hanging around.

Also Byte, you might want to update the Barracks Officer Position list. I'm the PVO -- Portal Violations Officer.

*salutes*

At 11/15/09 04:33 PM, EpicFail wrote: I always told myself Canada would have one before the US of A, but I guess Obama likes that herb.

EPIC WIN!!!! That is so damn funny.

At 11/13/09 02:08 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Apps for consoles now. What has the iPhone done!?!

Near as I can tell, it has infected the USA. As well as every other corner of the world.

Related video is related. :P

Yea, that's a good way to start the Christmas season, getting completely drunk off your ass. How'd the Christmas office party go Coop?

I find the lack of activity disturbing. Usually before I write either a continuation or a new chapter of my fic, I like to get feedback to see if any ideas crop up.

I'm merely writing just for the hell of it. Speaking of which, not once when I was growing up as a kid, did I ever like writing. But, now, I find it an enjoyable way to kill time.

At 11/11/09 08:49 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I noticed that he has hacked another account ironic that the name of that account is called Deleted .Never gives up does Crebz does or Chris Beer.

Just to clarify, Chris Beer, Crebz, and all other variations are all the same guy. I also can't believe that Beer has been here since 1/5/03. It's hard to believe he's been here for almost 7 years. And just recently, he's been an issue. Anyone know why?

Also, for those subscribed, you should have gotten the PMs sorry for taking so long. Also, this chapter is almost a full 14 pages in length.

Thanks a lot Michelinman. I already got some new fonts, a good few from the Fire,Ice section.

At 11/11/09 10:50 AM, michelinman wrote: I made this in about 5 minutes. I can switch around fonts, styles, backgrounds, etc. These are just some of my favorite fonts and styles. If anyone wants one of these, let me know. It'll take me 30 seconds to slap your name on it. Make sure if you want a background or something like that you let me know.

Dude, where'd you get that flaming text?! That's almost as badass as mine. WHAT SITE IS YOUR TEXT SUPPLIER?! You, SupraAddict, HighWayStar, Tateos, and HellBoundNinja are practically the most badass sigmakers here.

You forgot to mention Byte's and Slash's(NSFW), Lizz. I keep asking Puddin when he's gonna release the second chapter of his fic, his reply is when the first flash is done. >_> He says he has the next few chapters all worked out but he's apparently dead-set against releasing a new chapter until the flash is done.

I think he's being stubborn about it though.