I really prefer short stories over novels, so much more punctual and to the point.
My favorites are Edgar Allan Poe and Richard Connell, but I'll pick up anything.

I started with this if that's all right. If not, meh.

At 8/28/09 04:53 PM, Khawner wrote: His name is EyeLovePoozy. I'm wondering who the Poozy person is that is in his screename.

Poozy is what all the cool people call their friends.

At 8/27/09 05:28 PM, Shakyjake wrote: Ninjas will try to stop him, but they are no match for his powers.

Exactly what I was imagining lmao!

He's like Jesus, only tougher.

Have some fun with this kiddies.

At 8/27/09 04:37 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Are people still scared about swine flu?

The Ones That Type Like This Are Apparently.

At 8/26/09 11:03 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Say what?

I was primarily commenting on this. People from all ages can be unsafe...

Good point really.

so why restrict that test to only the elderly?

Because they are testing specifically to see if they are still capable of driving... It is a fact that they will eventually be unable to drive safely, and it is seeing if they have reached that point.

They don't test all ages because only the elderly go through Alzheimer's.

At 8/26/09 11:11 PM, C1ph3r wrote: Mine is more paralyzing.

fukken saved.

At 8/26/09 10:08 PM, PhyroDragon wrote: Here's one I have been saving up...

AWSUM.
Well saved and well recieved!

Google is hinting at Stars in Your Eyes - Air Supply, not sure though.

At 8/26/09 10:51 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: Not all elderly drivers are bad drivers. I bet there are more young(er) drivers that suck at driving than there are old ones.

Ugh.

"Long story short: What to do about unsafe elderly drivers?"

He specified the unsafe ones.

At 8/26/09 10:14 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: the only cornerstone any NG'er ever achieved was for going outside, and that ones goes to SneakyFrench.

He'll never be the same.

And do Canadians expect a zombie outbreak soon? These are useless informations sir.

At 8/26/09 09:54 PM, devil003 wrote:

At 8/26/09 09:50 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 8/26/09 09:49 PM, LBRocker wrote: OP, how could this POSSIBLY be misinterpreted as racism?

My thought's exactly.

There's no such thing as white zombies.

Wut?

At 8/26/09 07:42 PM, AngryCat wrote: It's not so much the Prius itself as it is the people who think they're awesome for driving them.

This is the key point, salute.

You have to have a training montage before you can do anything... Ask again when you have.

At 8/26/09 07:42 PM, pauly-walnuts wrote: This link is really embarrassing...

For you...

Lmao, first post and it says it all!

How Many To Find The Newground? Please?

Where did humans come from?

Science: All derivative life evolved from the same original species by process of natural selection.
Religion: God did it.

I say they are butt fucking goats from hell.

At 8/23/09 03:22 PM, Turnable wrote: I bet that he drives a tank like this....

Dammit son. You made me waste 5 minutes of my life drawing useless shit.

You guys keep saying they're extinct but they just have strange migratory habits.
The only place they are consistently inhabiting are coastal rain jungles around Costa Rica.

At 8/23/09 01:43 PM, SevenSeize wrote: My mom has 2 pet opossums, does that count?

Never heard of that before, do they make decent pets?

At 8/23/09 01:44 PM, LDAF wrote: I-it's SOOOO cute! I want it, NAO! <3!

Inorite?! I hadn't heard of them before today and they are already my favorite animal! FOREVA!

Here's an adult.

At 8/21/09 05:24 PM, BoshansStudios wrote:

At 8/21/09 03:45 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote: Fuel -Metallica
Ace of Spades -Motorhead

speaking of metallica, all nightmare long would be a good one.
Also, Fever for the flava'- hot action cop

Fuel is fucking perfect though... The edge from their earlier albums is better suited methinks.

I would also through in Just One Fix - Ministry... It's sounds insane through a decent car stereo and is pretty simple so it would kick ass for a soundtrack song.

Have you tried not watching kiddie channels?

At 8/23/09 01:30 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

At 8/23/09 01:25 PM, titchman12 wrote: If you erase the comma from the thread title it sounds like a homosexual advance.

That's the only reason I came here....

I actually clicked to see who would make the joke first. I was pleasantly disappointed.

Gah. Dark haired one looks like a turtle.

At 8/23/09 01:16 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: A tapir!

OH GAWD!

This is the Exotic Pet thread....

For those looking for the Erotic Pet thread.