what if you took one eye out, and it was still connected and able to see, and made both of your eyes look at each other?

what would you see?

would one's brain merely implode?

skeet fighter 2

nuff' said.

I'm amazed nobodies said it yet.

"Like a boss"

you know, there are quite a few touhou songs that seem like what you want. I can't name them right off the bat, but a quick search should yield good results.

well, indy was a douche.

oh wait...

At 9/6/09 11:15 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:

At 9/6/09 11:11 PM, slighly-minty wrote: "We have no relationship with KGB of the Soviet Union. The Knowledge Generation Bureau's initials just happen to be KGB. Text again soon, we're here 24/7!"

damn. they're all on top of this.

Hmm....i dunno. It sounds fishy.

i can prove it with a picture! i'll take it with my ph- oh. shit. well, do it yourself. that's the answer they gave me.

At 9/6/09 08:46 PM, Presidentjlh wrote:: I'd ask them, why did you name yourselves after the former Soviet spy agency. Are they now, or have they ever been, members of the Communist Party?

"We have no relationship with KGB of the Soviet Union. The Knowledge Generation Bureau's initials just happen to be KGB. Text again soon, we're here 24/7!"

damn. they're all on top of this.

considering blacks can say cracker, honkey, whitey, and other offensive language to whites, we should ba able to say the n-word. that's 4 to 1 bitches

4
to
1

as for jews... well, at least sinus medication is on the rise again.

At 9/2/09 04:02 PM, tobi0 wrote: I will NOT grab her cock.

grab her c- oh.

well damn. I'm out of ideas.

the flavor that makes you always want to come back and devour more and more of that sumptuous p-err... "ice cream"...

yeah...

At 9/2/09 01:02 PM, Aggzza wrote: just scream "RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111" as loud as you can

nobody looks when you say rape!

you have to yell fire.

unless he has a gun and demands rape and also happens to be a necrophiliac...

At 9/2/09 12:21 AM, firemaker60 wrote: That example you showed wasn't a really good one. Imperishable Night is arguably the easiest of all twelve of the shooter games.

I disagree. personally, I think that mystic square for the PC98 was the easiest. or perhaps one of the 3 fighting game spin-offs. or shoot the bullet.

At 9/1/09 04:35 PM, SomaGuye wrote: They're not shmups. They're curtain fire/bullet hell games.

-.- it's a fucking shmup. it's just a bullet hell shmup. listen, gradius, a shmup. ikaruga, a shmup. raiden, a shmup. they all have the same concept. just different views, different characters, and a fuckload of bullets difference.

At 8/31/09 09:46 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

At 8/31/09 06:26 AM, slighly-minty wrote: marisa can be good!

I never said she couldn't be, I was just always better as Reimu. Just my playing style, I guess. But Marisa was always the one of the two stars who I found the more attractive in an aesthetic sense. Something about a cute blonde witch puts her leagues above any miko I've seen thus far.

then you sir, don't look at character clothing. reimu's costume loses more and more fabric each game, to the point that her sleeves aren't even connected anymore.

with all of these events such as steve irwin and the twin towers shopped in, I'm amazed nobody's done columbine yet.

At 8/30/09 04:00 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: The witch? You mean Marisa Kirisame? She's one of the stars. I was never that good playing as her, to be honest, but hey, she's the good-looking one, so why not have her as the icon?

marisa can be good!

*coughcoughmountainoffaithillusionlasera t3.00-3.95coughcough*

At 8/30/09 10:41 AM, The-Great-One wrote: You know I could go and Google search it, but I want you to explain it.

What is a Touhous?

well, to be blunt, they're shmups. for the pc. only with a bunch of dying. and awesome music. oh, and don't forget the shitstorm of bullets.

BlitzKrieg, the test results came back and you should be happy to know that it's all in your head.

the brain tumor that is...

when masturbating I like to think about people thinking about people thinking about huge dicks.

amidoinitrite?

apparently it isn't a very well known series of shmups. huh. anyway, I was wondering if the good people of NG have heard of, or played any of them.

NOTE: if one is to say they have played one, thou must be specific...eth.

need I say more?

At 8/28/09 04:55 PM, EJR wrote: He's a flash forum guy, people. Don't accuse everyone of being trolls just because not everyone is as smart as you.

good sir, you don't seem to realize that all of the forums share the same mods. go to flash, you'll see poozy's name, as well as other mods.

learn to grasp basic concepts.

At 8/28/09 04:43 PM, Khawner wrote: I have heard of the fellow many times before, but I never really use the BBS. Now curiosity has gotten the best of me. Somebody please explain the whole shebang.

says the 05er with 800+ posts.

get wasted on jesus blood. or go in high and just hoard those little crackers.

I would like to purchase all of these loli porn wrappers.

oh wait...

well, given the current plot of dickneck's origins, I expect a sequel to be made, people to be sexed, and necks to be dicked.

At 8/27/09 05:16 PM, waterbeast wrote: yeah, over at seabreeze high school, it was in the cafeteria. i donno his name, but i know it was because of epilepsy (did i spell that right?) anyway, all the adults in the cafeteria had no idea what to do. even I know that what you should do is give him something to bite on so he/she doesnt swallot their tounge.

so yeah... discuss?

unless there were rapidly flashing lights in said cafateria, I doubt it's epilepsy.

why good sir, I do believe there are sites made for the specific purpose of this thread. find one.

At 8/26/09 09:25 PM, tom641 wrote:

At 8/26/09 09:16 PM, Chdonga wrote: I've done all three in the same day.

i've done all 3 in the same hour.

I've done all 3 in under a minute whilst juggling puppies and chainsaws on a unicycle. without a seat.

there better have been some neck lassoing in that animation.