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Response to: I just saw a worm in my poop. Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

see a doctor perhaps?

Response to: So I was on Skype... Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

Why is newgrounds into skype all of a sudden?

Response to: Attn Brittish People... Posted October 2nd, 2008 in General

At my school you are told to keep left in the corridors and yes im british

Response to: Things you've never done. Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

things I have never done:

1. use a tampon

2. Go to ebums world

3. arriving on time to school

4. Eat cat food

5. buy a game that is mac compatible

6. make a flash

7. complete GTA3

8. Floss (british)

9. use a blue pen

10. loose a calculator

Response to: Got an F because of my views Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

man, thats one ass-hole of a teacher

Response to: Getting A Girl..help Me Out!!! Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

Listen, newgrounds has invented a magical thing called a SEARCH BAR use it, there are hundreds of these threads

Response to: How do you get a girl to like you? Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

Just start talking, if she is the type who laughs a lot try a joke, BUT ONLY ONE and if she doesn't laugh don't try to fix the situation with another joke, it will make things more awkward. After a while try flirting for a bit. If your planning on asking her out, be quick about it or you will be stuck in the "friend zone" Which is were she says the whole "I like you as a friend" crap.

Response to: A kid jacked off in my Math Class Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

And the teacher didn't notice this?

Response to: What's the worst torture possible? Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

Getting your chest skinned then getting stapled all along your chest then being forced to take a lemonade and sugar shower then getting nuterd BME pin olympics style.

Response to: annoying new trend. Posted October 1st, 2008 in General

people won't stop doing this for a while and this thread won't change much

Response to: Show NG your weapon Posted September 30th, 2008 in General

Its was either this or my home made mase and yes it is very rusty

Show NG your weapon

Response to: Favorite Foreign Song Posted September 30th, 2008 in General

Animals- nickleback

Im british
Response to: I want Blamjuice. Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

I can only hope you can buy that soon

Response to: World's Largest Puzzle Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

At 9/29/08 02:29 PM, Sidorio wrote: The worlds largest orgy would have been more interesting.

Second

Response to: Wordplay! Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

To be amused by THAT you must be smoking something strong

Response to: If you could have one superpower... Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

The power to get a boner whenever someone says weekend

some guy: so how was your weekend?
me: Well it was avre-OH FOR FUCK SAKE

Response to: playing games Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

I probably can't help you but the people who can would probably appreciate something more specific

Response to: Who are you at school ? Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

Kown, no one hates me which is quite an achivement

Response to: I sincerly apologize... Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

A newgrounder apologising? thats new

accepted BTW
Response to: Fregging youtube Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

For some reason youtube seems to think Im an emo and only gives me vidios like "how to be emo" and "how to style emo hair" I mean seriosly im not an emo, my wrists have no cuts and Im normally happy

Response to: How would you kill a fly. Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

fly swat and strong deo

Response to: I made my desk ace. Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

looks like your moniter will fall at the slightest nudge, but good effort that's awesome

Response to: Kids exposed to violence Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

At 9/29/08 12:48 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: Good fathers, that's who.

agreed its best not to shelter children

Response to: I thought 4kids couldn't sink lower Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

What the fuck was that noise they called "singing" at 0.58???

Response to: Worst Story/ending In A Game Or Mov Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

I was dissapointed with the 300 ending I mean come on that was one shit ending.

Response to: What classes are you failing? Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

im doing patheticly in french, apart from that im doing fine

Response to: Buying used bras on ebay... Weird? Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

It isn't girls who buy them...

Response to: Oh fuk Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

At 9/29/08 09:40 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: Get some glue and find a statue.

Win. this isthe perfect Idea

Response to: Any Newgrounders you know... Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

I know someone in real life, don't know his user name tho

Response to: Free 2gb Flash Drive Posted September 29th, 2008 in General

A lot of trolls this week