I get texts in class. And I WILL look at them. If there important I awnser them. If they say "Hi" I ignore them.

At 10/17/09 02:14 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/17/09 02:10 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:

Why don't you do it with me, since, you know, I'm who this is named after?

This is such an honour for me. I won't let you down as I shit vomit into your mouth. I'll make it good, I'll squeeze until every last drip of blood and shit is out of me.

Hawt.

At 10/9/09 01:56 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: lol

I Lol'd Hard. For real

To long of a review. I like the new your times reviews like.. Fantastic, Amazing film.

TL;DR

O hai megan niec pimple by ur mouf lulz.

At 10/4/09 10:03 PM, OrangeString wrote: Fucked up shit

That's amazing.

White with black stripes. Cause there stomachs are just white

At 10/3/09 11:34 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

I'm afraid that if I don't get this dealt with soon enough I may hit the delete account button instead of the ban button. What ever shall I do Doc!?!

Fucking owned....

He's faking it RLS is not real anyway

Don't take life so seriously, noone gets out alive anyway.

Who cares?

At 10/1/09 09:50 PM, Chaz wrote: ok, which pornstar?

Lela star.

Extra muscles in there legs.

/racism

At 10/1/09 09:50 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/1/09 09:46 PM, sldghmmr wrote: I will honestly give you $10,000 for every person who shows.

Make it $20,000. But only NG users who weren't involved in the planning.

Also titty cancer is hilarious. And it has like an 85% survival rate so it's not that bad as far as cancer goes.

Gives me a whole new lump to suck on. F'sho

At 10/1/09 09:49 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Porn.

Lots of it

At 10/1/09 09:48 PM, schoolboy11 wrote:

At 10/1/09 09:46 PM, sldghmmr wrote: I will honestly give you $10,000 for every person who shows.

I'll be coming, and I know others will. So you're owing me $100k now

You know others will. You obviously haven't been here to long then.

I will honestly give you $10,000 for every person who shows.

Damn. You have a A-fuckingmazing camera.

Epic thread is epic. For real

Gills mothafucka. Lets you breathe undawata.

The only people who seem to follow the "Rules of war" Is America.

At 10/1/09 07:12 PM, Black-Ops wrote: The child I adopted has broken its legs. It is your duty under the Sale of Goods Act to replace the child with a brand new one or to fix him.

Im sorry sir. It seems your warranty has just ran out. Your going to have to keep him.

At 10/1/09 09:29 PM, CaptainCock wrote:

At 10/1/09 09:28 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: If they don't take it down, then you can take legal action.

This works best. Steals their money faster than Bernie Madoff.

HURRRRRRRRRR

At 10/1/09 09:04 PM, That1FuckingGuy wrote:

At 10/1/09 08:51 PM, Lagatag wrote:

Also, theres nothing gay about go-gurt! you can fit a tube in pretty much any narrow cavity

Oh boy

That sucks that your an Ass-burger. I feel for you and your fake disease.

The drummer made me lol quite a few times

At 9/17/09 04:50 PM, killaboy69 wrote: I couldnt wait for my friend so just took a picture with my mums camera.

Isnt he so cuuuute :)

No

At 9/16/09 03:52 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: You're an idiot. Weed's not good for you! Have fun being a low life when you get older because colleges don't accept drug addicts.

*sigh*

Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.

Have fun with your herpes

At 9/13/09 12:06 PM, OwnzAlot wrote: How about Newgrounds condoms?

Newgrounds condoms would be the best. They poke a hole in the top so your penis can breathe. Genious.