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Author Search Results: 'SlayThePirate'

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Topic: I am sad

Posted: 07/27/09 07:54 PM

Forum: General

Penis.


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Topic: My family hates me.

Posted: 07/27/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

Tell them this,

Evidence or stfu.


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Topic: Do you think you're smart?

Posted: 07/27/09 07:48 PM

Forum: General

The answer to dividing by zero is Klonoa.


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Topic: My name is Inigo Montoya

Posted: 07/04/09 09:02 AM

Forum: General

Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.


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Topic: Associate your genitals to a movie

Posted: 07/04/09 09:01 AM

Forum: General

Rush hour


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Topic: First thing you did?

Posted: 07/04/09 08:54 AM

Forum: General

At 7/4/09 01:02 AM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Played shitty games on cartoonnetwork.com using a 56k connection.

Ditto.


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Topic: Hot chocolate with water??

Posted: 07/04/09 08:52 AM

Forum: General

Water over milk.

Also, if you can't handle 3 minutes, you're a pussy.


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Topic: I ran somone over.

Posted: 07/04/09 08:51 AM

Forum: General

At 7/3/09 05:17 PM, CowGoMoo wrote:
At 7/3/09 05:10 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: I stopped the car and looked back out of the window... He wasn't moving... Scared for my life I ran back to my car
when the fuck did you get out of your car? i am finding difficulty believing your story.

This was win.


9.

Blushing

Topic: I hate puberty!

Posted: 06/26/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

Gay is o-kay!


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Topic: Good Music Videos?

Posted: 04/26/09 04:40 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Look at what I found on Wikipedia

Posted: 04/20/09 04:31 PM

Forum: General

That's rather interesting.


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Topic: The worst emotion to feel

Posted: 04/13/09 12:20 PM

Forum: General

At 4/11/09 10:38 PM, Headshot777 wrote: In my opinion, the worst emotion to feel is regret. When I do something I wish I hadn't, I get the strangest feeling between my eyes, and I have an overwhelming desire to travel back in time and change it.
Now, in your opinion, what is the worst emotion to feel and why? Describe how it feels.

Obviously, you haven't been heartbroken.


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Topic: Google has a new tool.

Posted: 04/13/09 12:00 PM

Forum: General

At 4/13/09 10:51 AM, Tramps wrote: Gibber.

Not anymore, bitch.


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Topic: Is Time travel possible?

Posted: 04/04/09 10:19 AM

Forum: General

At 4/4/09 09:34 AM, 4urentertainment wrote: You're onto something, but you're not entirely correct. Linky

Also, time does not exist.

nothing excists


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Topic: NG iScribble Room

Posted: 04/04/09 09:10 AM

Forum: General

At 4/4/09 09:08 AM, No36 wrote: This scary guy is most assuredly going to kill me or at least rape my sister for drawing him.
SERIOUSLY, HE IS SCARY
HE IS SO ANGRY HIS EYES ARE ANGRY

ANGREH!


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Topic: NG iScribble Room

Posted: 04/04/09 08:09 AM

Forum: General

Username is Slayday

Invite me there


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Topic: Wacom tablet: Intuos3 or Bamboo?

Posted: 04/04/09 05:58 AM

Forum: General

Get intuos.


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Topic: ODD

Posted: 03/27/09 02:37 PM

Forum: General

You're just looking at a paper and assuming stuff


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Topic: Worst username insult

Posted: 02/16/09 03:42 PM

Forum: General

At 1/29/09 04:37 PM, Twilight95 wrote: I think mine is a obvious.

I lol'd.


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Elated

Topic: Way to suicide.

Posted: 02/16/09 03:35 PM

Forum: General

So, i found this in darwinawards.com

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:

On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide."

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Discuss the massive unluck (Luck on the decaded's point of view)


21.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Wii product key

Posted: 01/05/09 11:44 AM

Forum: General

Allright, so i've been looking for my Wii product key everywhere, but i can't find it.
Yes, i've checked every single booklet and stuff that came with the wii, but i still can't find it.
Anyone here knows where i can find it?


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Topic: Animal Crossing Club

Posted: 12/24/08 05:02 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

Hey Guys!
I just got Animal Crossing: Let's go to the city for Xmas! So i looked up for threads that might get me some people to play with over the internet so... here's my info if anyone's interested.

Name: Leo
Town: Salzo
Fruit: Orange
Friend code:
2535-7680-5636

I'd be glad to make some new friends over there. x3


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Topic: Homeless, seriously get a job!

Posted: 12/21/08 04:05 AM

Forum: General

At 12/21/08 02:44 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: There are so many homeless! I remember when some guy asked me for change and I only had a fifty so then he tried to mug me! Stupid mother fucker get a job! Its not that hard, he didn't even look like a retard or anything. I reckon most of the homeless are just lazy bums that deserve to get al the STIs of being a hooker.

It's not that easy, to get a job, you basically need to get a place to live at, where are they going to send your payment otherwise? Sure, you could make some kind of arrangment, but i don't think they take many people from the streets.


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Topic: Lack of sleep+drinking

Posted: 12/21/08 04:04 AM

Forum: General

Staying awake for 24 hours equals to 1 promile of drunkness.

Score!

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Elated

Topic: Favorite Underrated Movie

Posted: 12/21/08 04:01 AM

Forum: General

Rare Exports Inc.

Watch it, it's a shortmovie, you can probably find it on youtube.

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Topic: NG, I'd like to get to know you..

Posted: 11/23/08 10:58 AM

Forum: General

I brawl...
With Fox.

Here i come!

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Topic: Put the toilet seat down!

Posted: 11/11/08 12:33 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/08 10:39 PM, Funny-Man wrote:

:I think she even duct tapped the seat down once, but my little brother pissed all over it, which she wasn't too happy to find herself sitting in.

Stepmom's plans backfired.


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Topic: Idiot sold me rock band 2 today.

Posted: 09/13/08 06:15 PM

Forum: General

At 9/13/08 06:14 PM, Texsk8er56 wrote: Blabber

Ever heard of pics or it didn't happen? Well, now it would be a good time for pics.


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Topic: Graphic Artist For Hire

Posted: 09/13/08 06:11 PM

Forum: General

At 9/13/08 05:57 PM, Slim-Shady-Soldier wrote: If you're looking for an icon, a logo for a company or ANYTHING graphic, I'm looking for jobs. I will require some sort of pay, though. (DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MONEY.)

Oh man, i can pay with sex?


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Elated

Topic: How Do I Become A Uk Surgeon?

Posted: 09/11/08 02:06 PM

Forum: General

At 9/11/08 01:05 PM, MercatorMap wrote: The same exact way that Americans become surgeons.

They study.

Ohohoho, the irony.


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