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Im easy... amihot now?

At 6/16/08 12:12 AM, cast wrote:

At 6/16/08 12:00 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: mee me me

me me me

STOP POPING YOUR ZITS YOU WILL LOOK LIKE SEAL.

Seal gets to fuck a really hot ass woman every night, and I don't know why.

i see no down side to this

being ass ugly but getting hot women?

Imagine if you were him and you looked good...
hmm

Draw this douchebag

i mean me

u R can FlamEs me on me grammurs

:)

At 6/15/08 01:32 AM, Cericon wrote:

At 6/15/08 01:31 AM, MarleyBum wrote: does anyone know of any multiplayer games that have different people working together to complete the level.

it would be an interesting concept.

Rune Scape has one.
But don't go there. Don't.

This man speaks truth. Theres the age old don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

But in relation to what I just said... it's kind of like meatspin.com.

You hear about it... but it's ok to knock it if you haven't tried it

At 6/15/08 01:10 AM, TheAlmightyRuler wrote:

At 6/15/08 01:08 AM, N-Revantagonist wrote:

whenever you when

Grammar plz

I apologize.
"Whenever you want."
Simple mistake, even "TheAlmightyRuler" makes mistakes at times.

OK this solves the whole "platypus" arguement. No, it's not a retarded duck-beaver. He made a mistake. :)

And ON topic...
Couldn't you take away the sun/moon for as long as you needed to extend the day so you could do more in one day? The length depends on your whole good/evil vibe because eternal night/day would probably kill a lot of people.
That's what I would do, so I'm not pressured to make any "on-the-spot" judgements.

At 6/14/08 11:59 PM, Chumbawamba wrote:

At 6/14/08 10:57 PM, SlAyErlrainingbloodl wrote:

At 6/14/08 09:49 PM, DarkSytze wrote: please promise me you'll look at your shit the next time you have to do number two, if you don't look at you will miss out on lives best moments.

it's also with caution, what if you take a shit and it's blue? you will know something is not right.

Were you waiting for the grammar nazi? Here I am :)

life's*

Look Mr. grammar nazi... You can rag on people all you want for their grammar, or you could actually take DarkStyze's words of advice to heart. He brings up a good point. You shit, you get off the pot, then what? Just assume it's good? Odds are something's up. Checking your stool is always beneficial, as it can tell you many things about your diet, including things which you may want to consider eating. I mean, I'm no stool expert, but I have seen films. Science is WEIRD.

I was just following a popular NG tend. I'd say it's more of an internet trend as I see it all over. I'm just a conformist. Hooray for conformity! :) It's what screwed over the communists.

At 6/14/08 09:49 PM, DarkSytze wrote: please promise me you'll look at your shit the next time you have to do number two, if you don't look at you will miss out on lives best moments.

it's also with caution, what if you take a shit and it's blue? you will know something is not right.

Were you waiting for the grammar nazi? Here I am :)

life's*

sorry for posting again but this one is better than my last one...
Me:
Sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
I mean sup with you
God:
The stars.
Me:
The stars are up with you?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
You did
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
Well then what is up?
God:
Well that's okay. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
No one to talk to?
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I meant there is no one else to talk to?
God:
Oh I see. Why not?
Me:
No i was asking you
God:
Are you serious? " Why not?"? You were asking me?
Me:
No i was asking you if you're talking to anyone else
God:
Are you serious? I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
Me:
oh how many?
God:
Yippee! more than 1000.
Me:
Wow you must have a lot of fingers
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . They are still in the factory.
Me:
your fingers?
God:
You think I am fingers.
Me:
Your as in the possesive your
God:
How in the possesive my?
Me:
your fingers...
God:
You think I am fingers.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Tell me more.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Finger you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ill finger you in your dress? are you coming on to me?
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
Me:
Yes i would recommend that action to a friend
God:
Oh. I will take that under advisement.
Me:
So lets do it
God:
Far out. OK let's do it.
Me:
Take off your dress then
God:
I am not an airplane.
Me:
But i have frequent flyer miles...

Sorry for the length. I found it funny.

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I r t3h phir
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said r t3h phir.
Me:
i r phir
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said r phir.
Me:
Not really
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. For real.
Me:
For reals?
God:
Your purpose is reals.
Me:
Word G
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
I throw up kings
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said throw up kings.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
You're too gossipy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gossipy.
Me:
Like I care
God:
I like caring people.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It doesn't sound anything, it's text
God:
What does sound anything it is text ?
Me:
You're a stupid program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
So what is 10+10?
God:
Tell me more. 10 times 10 = 100.
Me:
No ten plus ten
God:
Are you serious? I'm not good in math.
Me:
Yet you created a circular earth with climate just perfect enough to support life
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I created a circular earth with climate just perfect enough to support life.
Me:
im done talking to you
God:
What will you be doing now?
Me:
Putting this on newgrounds
God:
Are we still talking about throw up kings?

At 6/14/08 04:53 AM, JaY11 wrote:

At 6/14/08 03:22 AM, ghyfty wrote:

At 6/14/08 03:11 AM, Short-Factor wrote: i am a teenajer n i don talk wit dat shity gramer liek a dumass who is 2 retarted 2 rite in proper english

This forum topic is finteresting.

lol learn how to spell befor you say your a "teennajer". you probily are but your grammer sucks ass. you really think you would get away with spelling things not right? lol "finteresting"

He was joking. Lets have a look at your post shall we. No capital letters at all, *probably, *grammar, before*.

You forgot the incorrect usage of your. It's you're*. And as for the whole "with spelling things not right?" that was more of a slap to the English language than the whole joke. Try "spelling words incorrectly".

I know... I hate me for this too...

but ep1k cliche

Blonde jokes need more cowbell.

We should wage war agianst the guys who also use other family members ie: your cousin, your dad, any of that is just plain retarded

o.O what your problem is?

Yea, if i wasnt bored i wouldnt have just spent 10 minutes trying to think of what to say.

can i have a cookie with sprinkles so i actually have something to be interested in.

lvling up is for tards in NG... i mean you dont get super cool armor... or more spells... or stronger... or better weapons... it doesnt really even show superiority amoung BBS users, it just shows who rates/submits more movies/games. I for one am still lvl 1 not only cuz i havent been to NG for a while but also cuz i just like to send messages and get involved in topics on the BBS.

When reading replys to this topic i guess about 70% of the people interested will skip overthis cuz it looks too hard to read and if they attempt to read it blood will squirt out of thier eyes until they die =/

Boo Cap'n Crunch!!
Hooray beer!

At 4/28/06 08:50 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Aborted fetuses are so cute!
Everyone do a google image search for "aborted fetus"

^_^

i hate you.

you can never "unsee" some things... >.<

At 4/28/06 08:41 PM, RealPublic wrote: Yea it was a joke, so don't take it real...

o rly?

chuck norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris.

roses are red...
violets are blue...
in soviet russia...
poem write you!

i love jokes like those

Texas, 2 card w/e u wanna call it... it is the hardest game to call from the cards and the other people, you never know what will happen.

especially when duces and bottom card is wild=(

At 4/28/06 08:10 PM, deadstick wrote:

At 4/28/06 08:05 PM, -JeenyusIsSanta- wrote: The second one was released at least 5 years ago. (The 9/11 conspiricy) died a long time ago, I wonder what the reasoning was behind (the 9/11 conspiricy).

One word, Money.

heh >=/

NO WAI!!!!11!!!!11!1!

^tahts not funni =/^

lol

i didnt know that they wore kiss shirts in iraq

=) lol, just, lol

Thats funny cuz during 9/11 sparks erupted from the twin towers before the collapsing building was half collapsed. Its another conspiricy formed by the government.

You can feel free to hate me =)

ah i got my popcorn!... oh wait i missed it =(

can i atleast get some popcorn to watch?

At 4/27/06 10:43 PM, SuburbaniteHunter wrote:

At 4/27/06 10:02 PM, SlAyErlrainingbloodl wrote: he said 78AKA was the weapon, maybe i misheard but i dont know.

Was it an AK47?

idk i heard something just with like AK(A i think) and some numbers.

At 4/27/06 10:27 PM, Jerkapotomus wrote:

At 4/27/06 10:23 PM, SlAyErlrainingbloodl wrote: The guy had what was coming to him, ive known "Dude" all my life and hes a cool guy, gives me money and stuff and it shocked me that he did this and im not just going to let it pass by, other people post about other crap so i should have a right to post about this.

How did you think he got the money?

he gave me like 10 bucks, not like 100. Its not all that much but he was cool just for givin me money. He never hassled me about paying him back either. And besides, im talkin like once a month, not everyday.