Taken from a far better place...

"I was on google, searching through war stuff, and I found this link. I was completly stunned. I wasn't sure what to think, so I figure I'd show all you people to see what you think.

People have too much time on their hands......
Masturbate For Peace
its not porn or anything, just a little statement, and click on another link, and it tells you how to make sex toys or somethin...

Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers

Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

War's not kind, beat yourself blind

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

War is shit, rub your clit

Side with France, reach down your pants

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)"

At 7/25/04 04:05 AM, pieoncar wrote:

At 7/25/04 04:04 AM, Stunger wrote: What's the difference between M.J. and McDonald's?

They both stick forty year old meat between twelve year old buns.

LOL, that's more like what they have in common, dumbass.

Rofl.Gold....

Haha.This is like a ghost story.
"I swear I saw it,I was there."
"That house burned down years ago"
Now I suggest you leave Livecorpse alone.Douchebags.

This is much better.
Click Hurrrr.

Cool?

At 7/17/04 04:51 PM, Clock-Of-t3h-Grenade wrote: They're both generic, angsty, dark, screamo shit.

Screamo?
You're wrong on that one.

At 7/12/04 01:39 PM, 6MIBRID6ANGEL6 wrote: Who do you like more Slipknot or Mudvayne if neither tell me?

I never liked Slipknot then when I heard their new album had acoustic songs it gave me more of a reason to hate them.And Mudvayne..well they're Mudvayne.
Go listen to Megadeth,Iron Maiden,Judas Priest or something healthy like that..

Is there really a need to start another topic just to defend your pride?

Wow.I think you just set back all the females on NG back 5 years.

*cough*

I seriously hope you're pushed into a lake.

I have the general forum bookmarked so I haven't been to the front page in a few months or so.

At 7/17/04 03:07 PM, pilot-doofy wrote:

At 7/17/04 03:05 PM, b_r_i_g_a_d_e_r wrote: how old is she?

15

Liar!
She looks older than my grandmother.

I swear I've seen that chick on a porn site before.I'll get back to you when I figure it out.

I always thought of you as a whinny little twat..but yeah best of luck with that.

Lewis Black
or
Jimmy Carr

Try
Guns N Roses - Knockin On Heavens Door

I'm Amanda.I'll admit that most of my threads are useless and full of strange,strange links and a large portion of my posts are off topic.But,I do have this nifty thing called a vagina.

I forgot about the pop up blocker code idea.I'm using freewebs now.It's perfect except that it won't let me host these tiny audio files that are at most 20Kb.Does anyone know of any other good file hosting websites like freewebs that doesn't have any po[p ups and all that good stuff?

At 6/21/04 02:00 AM, format wrote:

At 6/20/04 04:10 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: I rememeber that one of my friends had a code like this that disabled pop-ups on his web page.Anyone have any clue what code this could be?First one to solve it gets a cookie,Go!

blocked popups on his own page?

if you are the webmaster you dont need code to block popups... just dont put the popups on. unless you are talking about tripod or somehting like that.

Yeah,I'm using geocities to make a small webpage.I looked through a few HTML and Javascript websites to see if I could find a similar code,but no luck.

I rememeber that one of my friends had a code like this that disabled pop-ups on his web page.Anyone have any clue what code this could be?First one to solve it gets a cookie,Go!

I'm for it but,Why not just go watch some of his flash movies?
Some of it is a bit bizarre and odd but then there are a few that have a good message.I remmember reviewing one of his movies about suicide a few months back and I talked to him for a while.It's just so weird to come back to NG after 3 months and hear something this awful and even worse someone I knew.Watch some of his movies you'd be surprised.

You guys are pricks.

Wait?When the fuck was this?

I thought she was really innocent when she first started?
{{+Here+}}

It's his decision the end.Just like Tom when he kept the logo for assasin after columbine.The video wasn't as gruesome as it was told to be.

Ohh! Name my vagina..

At 4/20/04 08:51 PM, SoulShadower wrote:

At 4/20/04 08:43 PM, MikeTysonAteMyChildr wrote: Me!Look I can even tell jokes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing! She's already been told twice!

Hey, did you take that from my post in the corny jokes thread? Cause if you did..*shakes fist*

No I saw it on some website a minute ago..

Me!Look I can even tell jokes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing! She's already been told twice!

pwned!

Shelved
• Back to the Future Part IV
• Beyond the Ocean
• Bhopal Express
• Book of Love
• Celebrity Deathmatch
• Chinese Coffee
• Cowboy Up
• Elephant Juice
• The First Wives Club 2
• Godzilla Vs Megaguiras
• Godzilla, Mothra & King Ghidorah
• Honest
• Jet Set
• The Light Years Trilogy
• Lovers (Dogme #5)
• The Old Man Who Read Love Stories
• Sex, Shame & Tears
• Sultans of Africa
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (CGI)
• To the White Sea
• Untitled Me Myself & Irene Spinoff
• With or Without You

Hope you enjoyed reading them!