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181.

Misunderstood

Topic: Tonight we shant sleep.

Posted: 12/23/07 11:15 PM

Forum: General

Tried that, doesn't work.


182.

None

Topic: Hopefully they won't know 4chan...

Posted: 12/23/07 11:14 PM

Forum: General

At 12/23/07 11:10 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 12/23/07 11:09 PM, Hybrid-Of-Souls wrote: So what deity/god/anything should I pray to in hopes that they don't discover the site?
Yalort.

27. Thou shalt always capitalize 'YALORT'.

You sicken me, videogamer.


183.

None

Topic: '08 users will be exactly the same

Posted: 12/23/07 11:06 PM

Forum: General

At 12/23/07 10:38 PM, TehDiseased wrote: But there will be more of them.

They'll make your stupid posts and threads look ingenious.


184.

Questioning

Topic: Worst Gift Recieved

Posted: 12/23/07 11:05 PM

Forum: General

A green toilet seat cover.

The fuck.


185.

None

Topic: Santa what are you doing here...

Posted: 12/23/07 11:03 PM

Forum: General

Christmas Breaker

Santa what are you doing here...


186.

None

Topic: Jesus was a white guy

Posted: 12/23/07 10:59 PM

Forum: General

Jesus was every color.

except black.

187.

Elated

Topic: Yiff in kiddies movie

Posted: 12/23/07 10:53 PM

Forum: General

I found that the four monkeys were funny. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil, and the last one covers his groin. :D


188.

None

Topic: weed is unhealthy

Posted: 12/23/07 04:25 PM

Forum: General

At 12/23/07 04:22 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Alcohol is legal and its not healthy
The same goes for cigarettes

Your logic is flawed

and Halo 3 sucks.


189.

None

Topic: Penis size before puberty?

Posted: 12/23/07 03:33 PM

Forum: General

It went inside me.

I win.

190.

Elated

Topic: if you gained a pound?

Posted: 12/23/07 03:28 PM

Forum: General

Eating Disorders are fun.


191.

None

Topic: Heavy metal keeps the grannies away

Posted: 12/22/07 01:09 AM

Forum: General

Some 80 year old seriously knocked on my car window at a red light, telling me to turn down my "hate music". I turned it up.


192.

None

Topic: My Vagina is Weird...

Posted: 12/21/07 11:02 PM

Forum: General

At 12/21/07 10:59 PM, Senri wrote:
At 12/21/07 10:40 PM, twosickminds wrote:
At 12/21/07 10:38 PM, Senri wrote: god you should just go shut up and die you unfunny faggot.
copy pasta
fuck off.
Fuck on.

Fuck up?


193.

None

Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 12/20/07 03:12 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/19/07 03:44 AM, jackripperz wrote: ((I cant understand what Hurok says...Does he has that accent like that coach in Adam Sandler's Movie Waterboy?))

((Through an unlikely series of events, Hurok doesn't have a bottom jaw. Thusly, the way he talks.))


194.

None

Topic: Super hero rpg club

Posted: 12/18/07 11:46 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/17/07 09:38 PM, iamnecromantic wrote: , figuring that if someone is fighting here then there will at least be one of those "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" situations.

((Yays. :D))

As Ryu took another lash at Hurok, something caught his attention. Looking at Antimatter, he saw that he noticed it too. "Hurok. . did you bring anyone else down here?" Ryu said, not relieving his stance. "Several, plus I know for a fact an old friend of yours is he-" Ryu cut off Hurok with a swift gravity hit. "Jua is no longer my friend! You fucker!" Ryu hit at Hurok again, who ducked just under the wave. "No, not Jua. Watch, you'll see what I mean." Hurok said, brutally getting hit back down by Ryu. "Antimatter, go look ahead to see if anyone is heading this way. I heard him, you heard him, and Scrotmus Minimus here knows him." Ryu mentioned Hurok in a demeaning way. "Alright." Antimatter said, nodding and running down the hallway onward. "Now, for you." Ryu said, walking up to Hurok as he lay on the ground. "Get up." Ryu extend his hand, much to Hurok's shock.

~Camp (Koon, etc etc etc.)~

Duran sat awake, listening to the noises of the forest. A light rain started up again(by I mean again, I mean back from when Juri-sa and gang were in that city.). Duran sighed heavily, and looked around. Everyone slept in their makeshift tents. Someone slid their hand across Durans head and sat next to him in the rain. It was Amy. Duran smiled weakly and pulled Amy close to him. "What's wrong?" She asked, resting her tired head against Duran. "My dad. He wants me to believe in him when he has betrayed us. He claimed the Hurok that we met was a clone. By all mean I want to trust me dad, but he has kept something secret from me. I know it." Duran said, whispering above the rain. "Remember for what he was, not what it he is." Amy said, standing up. "You coming to bed?" Amy asked. "I'll be there in a bit." Duran said.

~Koon~

((Dream sequence yo'.))

Koon stood on some grass that was up to his waist, and others stood around him. Dressed in armor and a sword tied to his back and his hair back to its original length(which was long), Koon know instantly where he was. The others around him ripped the weapons from their backs and charged onward, Koon followed quickly. "Fuckin' I gotta go through this noise again!?" Koon said, as his army smashed into an opposing army. Everything froze suddenly except for Koon of course. "Why me?" Several voices said. The land infront of him disappeared and was replaced by darkness. Five people stood. "I was a warrior before you used me." This was Hurok, who sneered at Koon. "Now I am but a common peasant." The next one began. "You used me to harbor a child then tossed me away." It was his wife(Did I ever give her a name?). "I was some plot device for you to become famous." It was a soon to be familiar face. "I was your best friend." Haras said, smiling at Koon. The last one looked up slowly. "You were me." The face was dark, broken, and misshapen but still held part of Koons face. The others disappeared, leaving but the one who was Koon. Charging, the misshapen Koon's hand morphed into a huge spike. Koon tried to defend himself, but to no avail. the spike was driven clean through Koons abdomen. Cough up blood, Koon looked at the face of himself. "Hell, now you no longer exist." The mangled Koon said.

Koon woke up with all of his muscles tightened and adrenaline pumping through his veins. Koon slid out of his tent and into the puddle of rain water. Everyone else slept. Koon walked out of the camp and soon out of the forest. His legs seemed to be know where they were going, but he didn't.

((Try figuring out Koons dream. Try. TRY I DARE SAY TRY! >:( ))


195.

None

Topic: Hardest Game You Own.

Posted: 12/18/07 11:34 PM

Forum: General

At 12/18/07 11:32 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Red Steel.

Get it? Because steel is a hard metal

Metal Gear Solid.

Get it? Because solid metal is hard.


196.

None

Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 12/18/07 10:48 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

"This is familiar. . " Duran said, mentioning back of how Hurok and he got to Kiev back in Ukraine. " ''ah." Hurok said, looking at his hands. Now as Grey as concrete, Hurok had sloppily wrapped them up in bandages earlier before they got in the APC. "Quit worrying." Duran said, pushing on Hurok's shoulder. They both smiled at each other, even though somber was present in both. "" ' 'is' ''at 'il 'al'os 'e''o'." Hurok said. After a moment of figuring it out, Duran said "He's alive, as well as. . wait a minute, where did Yuri go?" Duran asked. Hurok shrugged his shoulders. " ''ere 'i' 'u'i 'o a'yw'ay?" "I remember him arrive to this general place with us, but that was about it." Duran rubbed his stained chin. "Joseph, you got any idea what happened to Yuri?" Duran looked over at Joseph, one eyebrow raised.

((It's so hard to write Hurok's sentences.))


197.

None

Topic: Here's A ? U Guys Hear Alot

Posted: 12/16/07 08:03 PM

Forum: General

Laid.


198.

None

Topic: Intreseting anti-boredom games?

Posted: 12/16/07 07:45 PM

Forum: General

At 12/16/07 02:46 PM, AnalogStick wrote: Does anyone know about some small anti-boredom games.

This help?


199.

None

Topic: Super hero rpg club

Posted: 12/14/07 07:42 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

((This post is more of a bump. . but I don't just post "bump". So yeah. Weee.))

~Ryu, Hurok, Antimatter~

Hurok approached the now wheezing Ryu slowly, keeping his arms up. "If you would just let me explain. ." Hurok reached into his pocket, and pulled out a picture. Handing it to Ryu slowly, he started explaining. "Master Koon was very interested in me. He wanted but a sample of my DNA for his project. So I gave it to him in exchange for my coin back." Hurok showed a small coin with a emerald attached to it. "He cloned me." Ryu handed the picture back, and stood up straight. "I don't have time for this." Ryu said, pushing past Hurok with Antimatter close behind. "I'm here to rescue you and your friends." Hurok said, as the two reached the door of a room. "Is that so?" Ryu said, turning around. "You're here to save us?" Ryu walked up into Hurok's personal space. "I got two words for you." Ryu brought his hand back. "Voi perkele!" Ryu smashed it into Huroks gut, then throwing him into the wall with gravity. Hurok broke through the wall, and collided with a machine. "You fuckin' don't understand!" Hurok said, standing back up. Ryu launched another blast, knocking Hurok off his feet. "Best start explaining." Ryu said, waiting for Hurok to get up again.

~Koon and Duran~

"You must wonder why I did the whole evil company thing." Koon said, as the two sat near the now extinguished fire. "I did it for good, trust me. They gave me access to medical devices that no-one else could get. I cured several disease and cloned one person perfectly. That person was Hurok." Koon stopped, taking a picture out of his pocket. "I know you can't see this, but this picture shows the original Hurok, me, then the cloned Hurok. What I didn't expect was that the cloned Hurok got an uncontrollable power that Legends get. Legends can control it, but the clone couldn't. He would transform into a beast at random intervals and kill everyone nearby. Ryu killed my perfect clone, and thank god. His transformations became more and more frequent. My control of him came weaker and weaker." Koon stood up. "I'm sorry of my previous betrayals, but you must trust me for the events to come my son." Koon left as he finished his setence.


200.

None

Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 12/12/07 06:39 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/11/07 09:45 PM, dieordieo386 wrote: ((Alright looks good.

NG account:Dieordieo386
Age:(13)
Character Name:Jake
Character age:16
Area:Broken Down Factory
Weapons:Sword and Pistol.

((No swords.))


201.

None

Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 12/11/07 12:36 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 12/10/07 11:14 PM, HitTheTarget wrote: ((Alright, all members taking part in the invasion, devote the next part of your story to entering the conference room Joseph is waiting in. I can't move on until you do so.))

((Righty.))

Huroks skin had adopted a very unhealthy grey color and he lost feeling, whatever feeling he ever had, in his hands. Duran walked at his side, dirt and blood stained his uniform and face. "Who would of thought. ." Duran said, stopping Hurok. ". . That us, Hurok and Duran Volkeff, would be the ones saving the world." Duran grinned. "And you have quiet a story. My once-dead brother fighting in the Russian army just like his father, grandfather, and great grandfather." Hurok rested his numb hands on Duran shoulders, and leaned in close. His ghastly forehead met Duran's. " 'ur' 'e." Hurok said the best he could. Duran looked at his brother. "I can't do that." Duran said, a quiver in his voice. " 'ur' 'e." Hurok said again. Duran bowed his head. "I just can't do that, Hurok. I wo-" Hurok grabbed the front of Durans uniform, and pulled him into a hug. " 'us' 'o i'." Hurok said, crying if he could. Duran nodded, and let go. "Hey. . where did that Calcos fellow go?" Duran asked, looking around. Hurok shrugged his shoulders.

They started walking again. "Remember when we were children?" Duran said, as they were just at the doors. Hurok looked at Duran. "You smashed your head on a rock and didn't suffer brain damage? I think I understand why." Duran said, smiling. "You're just so god-damn strong headed." Hurok laughed, which sounded like he was choking. Duran laughed with him. "Let's get in there and finish this shit. I haven't had a decent meal in 10 days." Duran said, as he opened the door to the conference room. Hurok quickly put his helmet back on and a bandanna across the bridge of his nose, Hiding his paleness and lack of a lower jaw, and followed Duran in.


202.

None

Topic: only for the person you hate

Posted: 12/07/07 11:19 PM

Forum: General

Shoot him in the throat so he drowns in his own blood or bleeds out. Whichever comes first.


203.

Expressionless

Topic: Best/worst teachers at your school!

Posted: 12/07/07 11:08 PM

Forum: General

All back in 8th grade.

Best: Web Designs Teacher. He let you do what ever you want as long as you finish the lesson your on. You could finish those in 30 minutes if you're retarded.

Worst: Tie between my science and english teacher. My science teacher had such a strong accent that I couldn't understand so I would go to those lame websites to figure out wtf was going on; She also took all the points off of one of my notes that were worth 300(half my fuckin' grade because it was a big packet) because I didn't write everything she had down word for word. My mom got her fired. My English teacher was a super bitch. The way my school worked was on a stamp system. You get all your stamps for the day, you go home early. If I was out of school the day before she would still not give me a stamp because "I should have asked a friend what the home work was and done it.". She also got fired.

8th grade sucked ass. >:(


204.

Resigned

Topic: "My School is a Like a Wall" essay

Posted: 12/07/07 03:24 AM

Forum: General

I'm not doing your homework, but somehow squeeze in a chocolate rain reference.

do it.
DO IT! >:E

205.

None

Topic: Games: Old School Style

Posted: 12/07/07 03:21 AM

Forum: General

Favorite PS1 game = Chrono Cross.

Albeit confusing.


206.

None

Topic: Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

Posted: 12/07/07 03:17 AM

Forum: General

At 12/7/07 03:02 AM, KemCab wrote:
At 12/7/07 02:58 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Happy dead uncle's birthday dear me,
Happy dead uncle's birthday to meeeeeee! :D
Can't you just turn on comments? :o

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay.


207.

None

Topic: Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

Posted: 12/07/07 02:58 AM

Forum: General

At 12/7/07 02:53 AM, KemCab wrote: Happy dead uncle's birthday to you
Happy dead uncle's birthday to you

Happy dead uncle's birthday dear me,
Happy dead uncle's birthday to meeeeeee! :D


208.

None

Topic: 1 person dies every 30 seconds

Posted: 12/07/07 02:57 AM

Forum: General

At 12/7/07 02:52 AM, KemCab wrote: 55 billion are women, about.

THAT'S 80% OF WOMEN NOT BEING SLAPPED

WE NEED TO RECTIFY THIS >:o

TO ARMS, TO ARMS! FOR NOW IS THE TIME TO REPENT! REPENT, REPENT YOUR SINS FOR THE DAY OF THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! THE BLOOD OF THE INFIDILES WILL FILL THE STREETS!!

1 person dies every 30 seconds


209.

Shouting

Topic: Happy Pearl Harbor Day!

Posted: 12/07/07 02:51 AM

Forum: General

It's also my dead uncles' birthday.

COINCIDENCE!?


210.

None

Topic: 1 person dies every 30 seconds

Posted: 12/07/07 02:49 AM

Forum: General

At 12/7/07 02:47 AM, swordkill wrote:
At 12/7/07 02:42 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: Every 5 seconds a women is beaten.

NOT FAST ENOUGH PEOPLE. >:E
I think that some people may be a bit anoyed with my math, but that means that 6307200 women are beaten every year,

Not killed, just beaten. So that could be right.

and 12614400000 women have been beaten since the birth of jesus christ

You mean 0 C.E. . And yes.


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