I died too.

OF EPIC FAIL-ED-NESS-OCITY. >:E

Andy slowed down, fatigue hitting him now. "Not now. . !" He yelled, coming to a complete stop. "Alright, Alright! Who the fuck!" Andy yelled, turning around to look at the group. "All of you, your names, now! You got 30 seconds until I catch my second wind here. So hurry your asses up!!" Andy yelled, face red. "Uh Andy . ." Kirk poked Andy in the arm. "Wha-. . ." Andy looked to where Kirk pointed. One zombie approached the group slowly. "Aww fuckin'. . damnit." Andy just pulled up his M16 and fired thice, two hitting it in the head. "Damnit Loraine. . " Andy said, looking at the downed zombie. As almost on command, an airhorn screamed from behind the lot of them. Andy turned, gun up and ready, to see what the noise was. "Shut a door, open a window." Andy whispered., as he saw what approached them all. "I still need your names, or else I shoot knees." Andy growled at the group, waving his gun at the group.

((I'm going to be out for a bit (a week or two) starting tomorrow. So, continue with the story. My original plan was to get my two, plus whoever joined up, back to Kirk and Andys house. I'll try to get back sooner than a week, but no promises.))

"Kirk. ." Andy leaned close to Kirks head, whispering. "I need you to hit dads old store for me, he left some hidden weapons in there incase we ever needed money. I think we need the weapons more than the money." Andy explained, as Kirk swerved out of the way of a parked car. "Okay. ." Kirk whispered, barly audible over the jeeps old, worn engine. Andy stood up in the jeep, surveying the area. He whistled. "Shit is fucked up, huh?" Andy directed the question to Rich. "I was going to see my gi-. . . oh fuck." Andy stopped himself. "Kirk, go back home. Now!" Andy shouted, and Kirk pulled a quick U-turn and started driving back towards home. Andy muttered "Oh shit" over and over again, his gun raised still as he stood. "Rich, hold on tight. Shits gonna hit the fan to the equivalent of a African Elephant taking a huge dump on a pocket fan." Andy said, as Kirk started taking shortcuts down alleys and side-streets.

Kirk, reaching the end of alley, slowed down. "What the-" Andy turned to look to his right. A small white car T-bone'd the Jeep, sending Andy airborne and Kirk into the hard, steel door of the jeep. "Get out!" Kirk yelled, as he opened up Richs door and then his, and ran after Andy. Andy got up on his own power. "Follow us, Rich!" Andy said, as he bolted down the street toward his house, that was a mile away.

"Fred, you stay here with Emily." Andy said, as he exited his room in full uniform. "Emily, use this handgun if need. Let no-one in and out except us." Andy pointed to himself and Kirk, who held a handgun as well. "Kirk, we need to find a more sturdy hiding place and food. To my car." Andy unlocked the door, and stepped out into the now chaotic city. "Emily, lock this." Andy said, as Kirk left the house. Emily did as she was told. Andy checked the door, and walked toward his roof-less Jeep. "Kirk, you drive. Listen to every word that leaves my lips. Head toward Emi's school." Andy sat in the passenger seat, and rolled his window down. Kirk started the Jeep and drove.

"What is going on. ." Kirk asked, as Andy pulled a container of cigarettes from the floor of his jeep. "I don't know, Kirk. Could be the Rapture, could be Zombies, could be some wild un-explainable thing. I really don't know." Andy said, throwing the container out the window. "Should we really have left Emily and Fre-" "I know what I'm doing Kirk. Emily is a tough woman, she can do it." Andy cut off Kirk, as he found a flashlight. "By nightfall, this city is going to be hell. We need to find a more sturdy place to stay, and maybe find others." Andy said. "O-others?" Kirk asked. "I know you've got that Anti-social thing, but there is power in numbers." Andy explained. "If you thi-think so." Kirk stuttered, continuing driving.

At 1/18/08 10:48 AM, Misumena wrote: The gun did nothing it had ran dry and it seemed rich's luck had as well.the man slowly limped forward and reached out for rich,he just stood there forzen as the bloody hands approached his neck..........

After driving about two or three miles, something caught the eye of Kirk. "Oh shit. ." Kirk pointed toward a man, frozen as a bloodied man reached toward him. "Stop the jeep!" Andy said, as he stood up in the jeep. "Duck!" Andy yelled to the man, his M16 raised and aimed toward the attacking man. Kirk watched Andy, determined to save this persons life. "Andy!" Kirk half-yelled, now pointing forward. "DUCK!" Andy screamed louder, ready to fire to kill the both of them.

((Free-time.))

Kirk walked on the left side of his brother Fred, walking with him to his school. Keeping his eyes down and hands in his pockets, he looked around the park. It was usually full of people. Some brought their dogs and others their children who were to young for school. "Kirk. . ." Fred tugged on Kirks arm, getting his attention. "Hmm?" Kirk responded, loudly now that he noticed no-one else. "Who's that?" Fred pointed to a man blocking their path. Kirk stopped Fred, and looked up. The man stood with his legs spread, and arms to his sides; Head tilted to the right. Kirk pulled his hand from his right pocket, getting his knife out. "Kirk. . he's bleeding. . !" Fred said, running toward the man. Kirk followed, slowly.

Fred stood before the man. The man lunged toward Fred, screaming a spine-shivering yowl. Kirk quickly ran, and tackled down the man before he could get a hand on Fred. Kirk took his knife and stabbed the man in the chest. The man continued screaming, as if no pain was brought to him.
Kirk stabbed again, and again until the man broke free of his grip. The man clamped his jaw at Kirk, and lunged. Kirk sidestepped and picked up a rock from the ground; A heavy one at that. The man fell flat on his stomach, and quickly tried to get back up for another lunge toward Fred. Kirk raised the rock far above his head and with all his weight((195. I shoulda put that.)) brought it down on the mans head; Shattering it. Blood covered the rock, the ground, and Kirks once-clean shirt. "Com'on." Kirk grabbed Freds arm and began running with him. "We're going home." Kirk and Fred exited the park, as others like the man investigated their dead brothern.

Kirk flung open the door to thier home, and quickly locked it back up. "Who's here?" Andy voice rang, as he came toward Kirk and Fred from the kitchen. He stopped, and stared at Kirk. His eyes traveled downward, on to his shirt. "Kirk. . ." Andy said. "It's not what it looks like. ." Kirk said quietly, removing his shirt. "Kirk, the fuck did you do?" Andy asked, throwing Kirk a shirt from a basket nearby. "Someone attacked me and Fred. . I did what I had to." Kirk said, still quiet. "Fred?" Andy asked, looking over at his youngest brother. "It's true! The man tried to bite Kirk!" Fred explained, removing his backpack. "'Bite Kirk'? What did the guy look like?" Andy asked the two of them. "He was bloodied." Kirk said, as he entered his room to grab something. "Yeah, and he his eyes were dull." Fred explained, as the door was pounded upon. Andy looked through the peephole.

"You too!?" Andy said, it was Emily at the door and her pants were covered in blood this time. "This isn't isolated." Kirk walked from his room, a gun in hand. "Give me that!" Andy took the gun from Kirk, and put it on the counter. "Fred, turn on the T.V.. Emily, go change. Kirk, go into the basement and grabbed my old box. The one from the army." Andy said, becoming Ring-Leader. They all did as they were asked. Kirk turned the lights on in the basement and looked around. Boxes of old clothes, toys, broken electronics, and whatever else littered the basement. Kirk found the box Andy talked about, and carried it upstairs.

"Shit, oh holy shit." Kirk heard Andy said. Kirk put down the box on a couch nearby. "Schools are shut down." Fred said. "Emily, get in here." Andy yelled. Emily left her room pant less. "Aww, aww damnit Emily." Andy,Fred, and Kirk said, almost in unison. "What?" She asked. "Thong!" Andy yelled, pointing. "Shut up, what do you need?" Emily asked, arms crossed. "The person who attacked you, what did he or she look like?" Andy asked. "His eyes were glazed over, and he had blood on him." She said. "Same as you." Andy said, pointing to Kirk and Fred. Andy spotted his box. "Oh, alright." Andy head toward his box, and pulled the lid off it. "I don't know whats going on. ." Andy said, as he pulled ammo from the box. "I know it's not good. ." Andy pulled out his old uniform. "I know that when someone fucks with my family. ." Andy pulled out a M16, and placed it on the couch. ". . I'll fuck them right back." Andy put in a new magazine, and slung the weapon over his shoulder.

((There we go, that should be a good opening for me.))

((Well, I've been gone for a while. I see people typing Epilogues, so I'mma do mine.)

Following Hurok's wishes, Duran had Hurok cremated alive. As Hurok sat in the burning hell-chamber, knowing his true end was near, he couldn't help but smile. "If I have proved one thing to myself. ." He thought. ". . It's that God exists." Hurok looked over at his arms, he could see his bones now. "God brought me life, and dropped me in Deadlock. He got me out of hell. He put me back in hell, and I didn't survive round two." Hurok looked down to his legs, puddles now. "God said to me, "You're not done.", and made me alive." Hurok felt the heat now. He was well aware of the pain he was being caused. He kept his pain in. "I saved the world." Hurok lost his vision, as his eye finally caved to the flames. "I saved humanity." The heat now reached his brain, the pain left. "I saved the brothers Volkeff." Hurok thought, as the pain left his body. The pain that had a grip of Hurok for all these years was gone. He smiled as he died; Once and for all.

Three years after, Duran had a child. His wife died while birthing the new Volkeff. Duran named him after brother Hurok. "When death stares you in the face," Duran said, looking at his son. ". . laugh. Say you are Hurok Volkeff, and laugh." Duran smiled, a tear running down his cheek. His son smiled, and giggled. "If only your uncle could see you." Duran up. "And this." Duran raised his middle finger to the sky, laughing.

((And, I also guess we are starting up the new chapter thingy, so heres this:

NG account: Slapdamonkeyaz
Age: 17, (I think. .)
Character Name: Kirk Dodge
Character age: 26
Area: The park
Weapons: Pocket Knife, Heavy stone.
Appearance: 6'2". White shirt and blue jeans and brown boots. Brown hair, green eyes. Missing his left thumb.
Breif Bio: Was walking his younger brother(Fred, 15) to school when shit hit the fan. His left thumb was deformed at birth and was removed by doctors. Diagnosed with Antisocial personality disorder at 18 and will only talk with his siblings (Emily, 18 and Andy, 28 and Fred, mentioned above.)

((So, I'm ready.))

I'm your fucking moron.

At 1/4/08 11:09 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Almost all of you have bad taste. Earthbound.

Fuckin' I knew I forgot something. :*(

At 1/4/08 11:04 PM, homor wrote: shes like
so whatever
and you could do
so much better
i think
we should
get together
now.

and I'm gonna be. . . . HIGH!!

oh shit wrong song.

At 1/4/08 11:02 PM, T126 wrote:

At 1/4/08 11:01 PM, blackdeath90 wrote: This is why you are a level one. It is a very unprofessional thing to hate on someones post. Just don't read it. It's that easy.

Idiot. I'm level one because I don't vote.

Yeah, ignore that he signed up two months ago and has 70 somewhat posts.

At 1/4/08 10:59 PM, T126 wrote: Fuck them, wear a condom, and dont make a thread about it.

So I fuck my sister, THEN put the condom on? I don't think that'll do much.

It could be that you lag.

Ever think of that?

At 1/4/08 10:48 PM, Sabotage wrote:

At 1/4/08 10:46 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: I swore I would not lose out to my cousin, Will Smith, the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Dun, dun, duuuuunnnn...!

DUN, DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

What's 6x6x6x6x6x6 + 24x24x24x24x24? That's how many folder's you'll look through to find muh porn.

At 1/4/08 10:39 PM, homor wrote: hey
hey
you
you

i don't your girlfreind.

No way
No way
I think you need a new one

At 1/4/08 10:34 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Thanks. Needed that.
Still got a copy of CT?
I guard mine with my life.

I got two. One unopened and other used. I have my SNES hooked up to a small T.V. right now.

At 1/4/08 10:30 PM, THEJamoke wrote: and thank you for reminding me of Crono Trigger.
I should kick myself.

Allow me.

At 1/4/08 10:27 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Secret of Mana

Yays. :D

Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana 3.

Fuckin' awesome story if your attention span is longer than five minutes.

Youporn.
Aerisdies.

Thats it. Go away.

So I can't win a simple raffle for a cheap ass radio, but some dick falls 47 stories and lives?

Fuck you, god. >:(

At 1/4/08 10:10 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: TL;DR - Kids touch me in a certain way nothing or no one else can.

Honk Honk. :D

I want a lil' speaker where when I hit a button, laughing comes out.

Kida like those fart machines.

At 1/2/08 03:51 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: Guitar Hero is gay.

Go pick up a real guitar.

Call of Duty 4 is gay.

Go kill some real terrorists.

>:(

Duke Nuke'm Forever.

lawl eye maed uh fuhknee lul.

At 1/2/08 04:15 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: The 07 signups are free from the wraith of the others! Time to pick on the 08's!

It's two years to be free. Nice try, though.

At 1/2/08 03:56 PM, TheSexGuru wrote: So I asked out this girl yesterday and she said yes! Now me and my girlfriend had our first kiss today.

Says someone called "The Sex Guru". . . .

At 1/2/08 01:20 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:

Oh, and some Rhapsody.

fuck Dragonforce.

At 1/2/08 01:28 PM, Elios wrote: Just a friendly gesture.

I LOVE YOU. :D

At 1/2/08 01:30 PM, stonecold-basilisk wrote: one word: feminazis

One real word: Feminist-nazis