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Topic: A weird question...

Posted: 05/18/08 08:03 AM

Forum: General

Um, maybe when all the snakes move in for the last bite, they all move out of the way of their impending death and miss their bite?

I don't know, man! D:


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/12/08 09:22 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/12/08 07:01 PM, JakFro5t wrote: Also, Slap did we decide whether it was you or I who will do background checks?))

((We decided that I will, but you can go on ahead and do it if I am not present (which is often.) ))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/10/08 07:13 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

((My internet died. Just got is back an hour or so ago.))

Hurok wandered down the road, the sun just fading below the horizon. He looked down at his hands. "Dear god. ." He thought, ". . what is of my memory? My hands. . my arms. . my chest. . " He examined each part as he thought of them. "I look like I'm fifty. . I don't feel fifty. ." He stretched his arms as if to reassure himself. "I don't remember anything except. . father Duran. ." Hurok stopped walking. He looked down, he knew his fathers fate. He slowly started walking again, down the road. "I need to figure things out." He thought.

The sun was well below the horizon, night had crept over Hurok as he walked. The same thought kept running through his mind "What happened to me?". He tried to figure it out himself, but to no avail. He stopped, seeing a city. A dense one at that. "What in the world. ." He thought. "Should I enter? Will I be accepted? Killed on the spot?" Hurok ran through his brain of any records of massive tribes. "I was never taught of anything like this. Then again, My memory is ruined for god knows how long." Hurok stopped thinking. Something. . or someone. . was watching him. He gripped his hammer.

((That's all I have so far. Go ahead and introduce me to the story if you can think of an AWESOME way to do so. Otherwise leave it to me.))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/09/08 12:38 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

((Name: Hurok "Rock" Volkeff

Age: 32

Appearance: Brown hair and blue eyes. Strong and intimidating muscle build. Tanned skin. No shirt and old tattered blue jeans. A simple and small tattoo of skull on the right side of his chest. Scarred cheek. Looks much older than is.

Equipment: A short-bow with no arrows A hammer and some nails. No food.

Skills: Construction mostly, little first aid.

Personality: A very silent man with extreme anger issues (see bio). Doesn't like jokes or sarcasm and ignores stupid comments entirely (sound familiar?). Soft spot for children.

Bio (woot not brief): He was born to a small man and woman living in a small tribe located in the hot desert of Arizona. The tribe of about 50 was called Apache, as read from an old broken machine found half-sticking out of the ground. It was located near a lake, who's name was forgotten long ago and was redubbed Apache Lake. They were a quiet and self sustained tribe with little to no contact with the nearby tribes.

Huroks mother, Jane, died while giving birth to him, and was raised solely by his father, Duran. His father taught him how to build for he was the tribes carpenter. Hurok liked the tribes doctor, Karen, and helped her with whatever she asked. He would listen to her talk about cures and simple procedures as he moved stuff about in her house.

The other kids would torment Hurok because he had no mother. Hurok stopped socializing with the kids and resented them. He avoided them until they finally caught him and beat him with no true cause. Hurok hated them for the rest of his life.

One day when Hurok was about 20 he and Duran walked to a new work site, the tribe was ambushed. Brutal savage with machines for weapons attacked and pillaged the village. Duran, being old and weak, demanded that his son run. Hurok disagreed, but had to run or die. The entire tribe scattered, men and women running in different directions. Hurok turned to look back at his father. His foot caught something and slammed him down to the earth, hard. His vision blurred and he was suddenly walkin' up a grassy hill.

He suffered memory lost and can't remember anything else of his life after that horrible night. A unfamiliar tattoo is on his chest and he carries a weapon. He is haunted by a name and a womans face. The name is Jereth, a male name.

He last saw a sign that was crudely made maybe some ten years ago saying "Cal-fornia". He walked past it and is now in California.

Location: Walking quietly down a street in some Californian city.))

((Double post comin' up, unless someone posts before the next 30 minutes or so.))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/08/08 10:49 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/6/08 02:17 PM, Shalashaska-1 wrote:
START THE GAME ALREADY!

((I can't someone has to DL.))

I made a funny hurr hurr.

((But really, lets get this train a rollin'.


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/05/08 07:22 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/5/08 04:18 PM, Timex247 wrote: ((Yo guys, im back. =D i need someone to fill me in. How the HELL did we all get to japan? also, what page was my last story? Cuase i really need some serious help... -_-". Anyways, i'm really glad to be back. =]))

((Ha, hahaha. Japan was so long ago you have no idea. Read the last two or so pages for the summary so far. Your last post was on page 100. There, all your questions answered.))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/02/08 02:47 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/1/08 10:03 PM, JakFro5t wrote: ((Slap' you can be the turn-downer, but you'll have to check some of their posting history to make sure they aren't dicks on the C&C.

((Or just overall dicks.))


And that would be pretty cool if they had to like sting or something, a human, who would then be used as an icubator, the thing then bursts out of them, and grows within a few seconds- 1 minute to full size.

((I lurve the Alien series, so any gruesome way of birthing an alien if fine by me.))


Also, no the total details havn't been figured out, we need to figure out location and what the aliens look like, then (Chickidy *wink*, possibiliy) someone needs to write a short into to the current state of affairs. THEN we can post up our profiles.

((Damn, I was gonna suggest that Chicky did the opening story. I'm sure he'd do a damn good job. When all this stuff is sorted out, I'll get my profile into the mix and blah blah blah random stuff blah.))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 05/01/08 09:39 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

((Whoa I've been gone for a whole page of discussion? The fuck?))

((ANY-a-way:

Noob turn-downerer? Jak, if you seriously want to do that, then go ahead. But if you alert a mod over a noobs spamming and he gets banned and you gave said noob a warning. most of the time they spam your PM box. So if you want to deal with that, go right on ahead. If not, then I'll do it (I've been doing it since I became noob-greeter.)

New leader? Blue. That is if Misu doesn't want the job (and I was never asked but I don't care.)

Kind of Alien? I'D LURVE PARASITES ONE. You know, chest bursters and stuff. But it doesn't much matter to me.

Profile? . . I'd rather not right now, because only a newbie has posted one (that guy was a newbie, right?) and I'd rather hold off on my profiles 'til the details of the story are set in stone (unless they already, then hit me with an oar.) ))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/30/08 12:22 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

In the meantime, just post......aw hell I dunno. Share writing tips! Talk about videogames! Insult my mother for all I care!

((Yo momma so fat. . . !

Aww, I can't do it. :( ))


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Topic: Black Anime Women

Posted: 04/29/08 08:45 PM

Forum: General

That ain't no Jynx.


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Topic: insane asylum

Posted: 04/29/08 08:42 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/29/08 08:28 PM, insaneperson666 wrote: your in if you answer these questions correct

What? What the fuck? What are we in and how can some of those question be correct or wrong?


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Topic: Things that kill you inside.

Posted: 04/29/08 12:08 PM

Forum: General

Hot Lesbian Emos.

. . .

What? They won't let me watch.


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/29/08 10:58 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/29/08 06:50 AM, Chickidydow wrote: alright I think we've been discussing this enough, whats the general consensus? Aliens? Post Apocalypse? Etc? Place your FINAL vote in one of the prior categories throughout the pages before and then finally we can get to some real rping, and not just talking about rping.

I think we agreed on combining the two ideas. I think, not sure. I vote for the combination, though.

Oh, and (( ))'s.

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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/28/08 08:16 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/28/08 07:42 PM, Kerma wrote: I like the trial run idea and the new planet ideas, but i wasn't around for this "prick" who wouldn't stop posting, who was that?

hope to god it wasn't me...

((There was like two or three that I was around for. The latest one was being a prick to MIsu about using the double parentheses and then I and the other vets stepped in. I told him to quit his shit or I'd ban him. He didn't believe me until he got a PM from a mod telling him that if he posted in here again he would be banned for about a week and anything after that would be a two week ban. He stopped posting in here.))


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Topic: How to lose some weight, ya fatso!

Posted: 04/28/08 07:45 AM

Forum: General

It's not how much you eat, its what you eat.

Duh.


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Topic: I Am The Champion My Frieeeeeend.

Posted: 04/28/08 06:56 AM

Forum: General

Who are you, again?


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/28/08 06:02 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/27/08 10:33 PM, Blue-Dragon wrote:
Glad you liked my space idea, Slap.

((I like space and aliens and "RAWR!" and shit like that.))

However, I think Misu's idea just pwned mine really, REALLY hard.

((More people like his idea. I still want aliens, though.))

And I'm glad you agree to keep the old thread. We have GOT to find a better way of weeding out the idiots though. You do an awesome job at it, but I think we need to set out in the rules an IQ score above 0.45 is required to even think about posting here.

((Heres what I think we should do. While I don't believe I should judge their writing abilities, it'd save us future trouble if we actually did this. Because as we can see some people are the shit (chicky) and some people are just shit (no names that I'm going to list.). Some people tend to come in here, get the pass of approval, and fuck everything up almost instantaneously. That needs to stop happening, it isn't helping. We should give out like temporary passes to post in here kind of things. Like "Post some, and we will take it from there." kind of stuff. If it doesn't go so smooth we ask them politely to stop.

Now, that plan has a downside I can see immediately. If we ask someone to stop posting and they decide not to, we have to pull a mod into the ordeal. And I. . I just don't like dealing with mods all to much. I've done it before after someone refuses to listen to me. They get banned for three days and I get hate PMs out the a-hole and by the time I block them I already have like two pages of him being pissed.

If anyone has any ideas how to weed out idiots/assholes then throw your idea into the pool. If you like my idea, go ahead and tell me. ))

Screenshot is below.

((Looks evil.))

Feedback is appreciated, preferably by PM to avoid cluttering the thread up.

((Oh shi-.))


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Topic: Ive noticed a recurring trend...

Posted: 04/28/08 05:48 AM

Forum: General

Racism is funny and legal.


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Topic: Meanest thing to say to a girl?

Posted: 04/27/08 03:41 AM

Forum: General

At 4/27/08 02:54 AM, Fyndir wrote: Is that a dick between your legs?

Can I stick my dick in between your legs?


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Topic: N S F W Metaphors For America!

Posted: 04/27/08 01:53 AM

Forum: General

I am a loss of words.

Except those.

And those.

and those.

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Topic: Ive determined today that life is..

Posted: 04/27/08 01:42 AM

Forum: General

At 4/27/08 01:40 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:
At 4/27/08 01:39 AM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: shut the fuck, and stop your moaning, you pussy bitch.
go break your thumb and not moan.... ill bet you do.

I broke my left wrist once.

It sounds like a concrete maker now.


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Topic: I tasted my...

Posted: 04/27/08 01:41 AM

Forum: General

At 4/27/08 01:39 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 4/27/08 01:37 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: When I could touch my penis to my asshole.

tee hee
Then go fuck yourself.

Cause that would be HAWT!

Wanna watch? Hurr hurr hurr skeet skeet


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Topic: Oh you got to be fucking kidding me

Posted: 04/27/08 01:39 AM

Forum: General

Someone hold me. . . :(


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Topic: I tasted my...

Posted: 04/27/08 01:37 AM

Forum: General

At 4/27/08 01:35 AM, Kwarantyne wrote: And when did YOU start to explore masturbation?

When I could touch my penis to my asshole.

tee hee

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Topic: This isn't Sparta!!!

Posted: 04/27/08 01:36 AM

Forum: General

At 4/26/08 10:29 PM, BlackZodiac wrote: so stop acting like it is!

Acting and believing are two different things.

I think.

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Topic: Ive determined today that life is..

Posted: 04/27/08 01:32 AM

Forum: General

I laugh hysterically at your predicament.


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/27/08 12:42 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/26/08 08:45 PM, Swordstick76 wrote:
At 4/26/08 04:09 PM, Misumena wrote:
Well i threw my idea into the pot.
Now this i like. blah blah awesome post blah

((I third this notion. I think we should go with this.))


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Topic: Survival RPG

Posted: 04/26/08 07:52 AM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/25/08 09:49 PM, Blue-Dragon wrote: Keep in mind, "Survival RPG" is VERY open to interpretation. It's focus is on surviving things. For now, we've just been doing zombie things.

((I like doing zombie things, though. :( ))


What about living in the slums of an awful city, just trying to make it through the day?

((Okay, that one sounds semi-interesting.))


What about members of humanity's first space colony. trying to make a new civilization on the face of a new planet?

((In space, no one can hear you scream. I'm a fan of the Alien series (as the vets may may remember from the whole Hurok dying for the first time. Things popping out of chests? Awesome.) and would love to do something similar to that. That's my opinion though.))

PS: I really don't think we should just abandon the thread and start a new one all over again. I've really grown attached to it, and I'd rather now just leave the old girl to die. So I'm all for a re-boot, but can we keep it in this thread pretty please?

((The only reason for a new thread would be to stop idiots that don't read the current page or so from posting the old sheet and saving us time by having to correct them. To hell with a new thread, this one is fine.))

((Again, that whole "New world" idea would be my favorite of what you listed thar Blue-Dragon. I'd love to do that.))


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Topic: the government has no right

Posted: 04/24/08 02:19 PM

Forum: General

At 4/24/08 11:41 AM, Yiffy wrote:
At 4/24/08 11:37 AM, WhiteDJ wrote: Actually they do, it's called the Patriot Act.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I love you. Forever.

in the butt.

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