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Response to: Masturbation highscore Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 10:39 PM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/29/08 09:14 PM, camobch0 wrote: I had an erection for three hours once, even after i had sex.
I didnt have sex, my ex was sitting on my lap on the bus making out wimme, and she was rubbing my cock.

My balls started to ache real bad.

lol

Response to: Favourite flash series? Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/27/08 05:09 PM, FelineGuy wrote: This topic is for people to write their favourite flash series into.

this is a topic that can be posted on your blog, and not on the forum.

LOCKED

Response to: Oh fuck this, i have no where to go Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 02:30 PM, MooniniteBombSquad wrote: I have ADD, yes, I simply cannot concentrate. I have medicine, called "Concerta" this medicine is absolute shit in a pot, it makes you concentrate to reading and things like that. (I cant read a paragraph by my self without it, i swear to god) However, it has some side effects. It makes me FUCKING DEPRESSED. I feel like so much shit right now, it isn't even funny, I had plans to go see a movie tonight, but now i dont know if i want to do anything social.

FUCK CONCERTA.

I FUKCING HATE CONCERTA!
I also hate Adderal, Ritilan, Methonal, and all of those other shitty medicines!

I have ADHD! I cant sit still

Response to: im the fastes runner in my pe class Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 02:22 PM, blazer133 wrote: i can out run every one and i not that big of a guy, every time we run im first! im so happy that im so fast, the people in my class arent fat, they are al,average size people

second chapter to my story is up :D

yay good for you.

We on NG dont care!

Response to: Favorite Kinds of beer? Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

I don't drink beer

Response to: Nips the size of dinner plates. Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 08:23 AM, Texsk8er56 wrote: I dont get why people love women with nipples so huge they cover the damn boob. WHY?!? When I watch my porn i want normal sized, not super small, and not the size of dinner plates. How do you guys prefer your nipples?

Dinner plates...? Whole thing..!??! Some people are just burning there souls out!

Normal Please!

Response to: Heavy metal voices Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 11:37 AM, Deathrow-cy wrote: How do you get a heavy metal scream (voice)?
Me and a friend are making a song but he cant scream well...
Any tutorials?

I can naturally do it, somehow... Just force your esauphagus muscles together, and with a hard blow, say YAAAAA or whatever else you wanna say with your mouth open wide and sayin it loud!...

freaky, huh?
Response to: Guinness is not beer Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 02:53 AM, Lapsus-Angelus wrote: It's fucking firmented soy sauce.

Oh no! WHo cares, if it tastes good and the commercial is cool, I'm cool

Response to: Blow up dolls Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 01:50 PM, valium9 wrote: Anyone had any experience with these? saw them on the internets (something awful) and wondered what theyre like.

Discuss please.

You mean the fun kid ones, or the ones for sex

Response to: gandalf sucks. Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

Many, but it has lost most of its viewer.
gandalph does kinda suck though. gay name too

Response to: fav type of pot smoking device Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

At 2/29/08 01:22 PM, abadon11 wrote: i wanted to post this cause i want peoples input on my next bong/hooka/pipe/etc. that i buy so plz post brand names styles possibly pics

Congrats! You got lung cancer!

Response to: Pivot Vs Flash Vs Easytoon? Compete Posted February 29th, 2008 in General

Duh, everyone knows Pivot sucks against Flash. Flash pwns, cuz it isnot free,m it can tween, you can free draw, free transform, and can create objects such as graphics, buttons, and Movie clips.

many more reasons

Response to: who is on newgrounds... Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

I call h@x0rz

Response to: The Boomerang Nuke Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

At 2/28/08 11:38 PM, Torkelson wrote:
I know... dumb idea, but somehow funny. I just HAD to post it somewhere
And here's where this "story" got the gayest of all....

NUKED
Teh Boomnooke is not gay. Well, maybe to you guys, but I thought is was kinda funny when my friend did it. Its alot funnier when he does it.

Response to: The Boomerang Nuke Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

At 2/28/08 11:36 PM, Kerma wrote: Or as Canadians call it, A DUD

Canada is cool, and so are Boomnukes. or DUDS

Response to: The Boomerang Nuke Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

Oh, I forgot to say that it makes a small explosion. Only about the size of a med-sized bathroom. Kills many people in a .1 mile radius!

Response to: Pico Munny Posted February 28th, 2008 in NG News

Wow, no way! That must have taken days! lalo must be some genius! (i do love Pico's School the Movie by lalo)

The Boomerang Nuke Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

Me and my friends always make fun of everything. (SERIOUSLY! Everything! ...Yes, even that...)
And so my friend Eli comes up with the genius idea of the 'Boomerang Nuclear Atom Bomb' (Boomnuke)

I just laughed and laughed! It would be thrown, like a football and would fly like a missile, but VERY slowly. And before you know it, A NUKE IS HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU AT .5 MPH!!!!

I know... dumb idea, but somehow funny. I just HAD to post it somewhere

Response to: who is on newgrounds... Posted February 28th, 2008 in General

At 2/28/08 11:00 PM, zalecot wrote: 70%old perverts 15% really really fat people 5%chicks 6%scared children 4%other(idk foreign people and stuff)

i want to find where i fit into... probably other

You forgot to add about 7% of people that are in crews (KittyKrew,Clock Crew, Tescticle Tube)

My First Great Piece Of Art Posted February 26th, 2008 in Art

This is my greatest piece of artwork made so far! What do ya think?

My First Great Piece Of Art

Response to: Flash 8 for Mac Posted February 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

Hello?

Flash 8 for Mac Posted February 22nd, 2008 in Game Development

Please help! No matter where I look I can't find Flash Pro 8 for Mac! I dont care if its the trial or anything! I have a serial cod. Please help!

Response to: I love my vagina. Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 01:02 AM, Hierophant wrote: It has never let me down.

ZING!

Thats... gay

Response to: How would you commit suicide? Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 12:59 AM, willobeen wrote: I'm going to start to grow some bamboo, then tie myself between two sticks right over the bamboo tree. SLOW AND PAINFUL.

Emo.

Response to: How would you commit suicide? Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 12:50 AM, sonicmega wrote: I don't know why I read that as "How often do you commit suicide", but I did.

The best way to commit suicide is now obviously "BYBOOTTW" one.

blow your brains out onto the wall
Response to: How would you commit suicide? Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/22/08 12:50 AM, JoelR wrote: shove my hand in my mouth, find my intestines and pull.

I have always wanted to see some real actual intestines!

NO PIX PLEASE
Response to: Suicide On Valentines? Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/11/08 11:37 PM, Tiki-Dog wrote: Did you know that the population will go down 2% on valentines?

Holy shit, we would never notice! There are so many emos out there... dude, it happens every day!

How would you commit suicide? Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

How would you commit suicide? I would probably choose the "Blow your brains out onto the wall" theme, or the "Drop the toaster in the bathtub" one.

What about you?

emo?
Response to: Virginity. Sex? Nope. Soft penis. Posted February 22nd, 2008 in General

At 2/10/08 01:38 AM, Davood wrote: Dicks can be such assholes.

Assholes can be such dicks...

But wow man, maybe you shouldn'y take it so hard on yourself

Response to: younger girlfriend? Posted February 19th, 2008 in General

If you got her over the net, (obviously) that was pretty dumb right there...