Hello everyone, I'm gonna tell you a story. The story known as the End of Jason Rhyre. The man i speak of is me...

It all started a last month on the 21st. I was out raking leaves when a man came up to me and asked me to help me find a kitten in his van. I followed him in his van to help him find his kitten and i did. His kitten was stuck between 2 seats, Poor little guy. Anyway after i left the van i walked to a super market to buy some candy when suddenly i was attacked by a Mexican with a UZI. He shot me bout 408 times before i finally fell to the ground and bleed a lot. I tried to call the ambulance but by the time i crawled to the pay phone Optimum prime passed by and stepped on it.

Than after that a bunch of black guys beat me with bats and crowbars. Than after that Sammy Sosa bleached my face and took a shit on my back. I thought i was gonna die but than the man with the van came. He came out to help me but was shot in the head by a stray bullet. Than his cat whom got lost earlier ran out and got run over by an 18 wheeler.

So after a full month of crawling in critical condition i made it to my laptop and typed my final words so i may be remembered... Thank...You...NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

At 9/13/09 11:47 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Go to http://www.yearbookyourself.com and upload a picture of your face. Then post what your yearbook picture would have looked like back in the day.

Here's mine!

I look a bit dickneck in the '50s

Holy shit you are a stud

At 9/13/09 11:41 PM, Urza12 wrote: Im just putting it out there, why is it that men talk, think, and enjoy sex more then women? Im sure women must get some pleasure out of it to, but think about it. Men think about sex 24/7. Women, not so much.

Pics or it didn't happen

At 9/13/09 09:24 PM, creamsoda139 wrote: I would totally kiss WeHaveFreshCookies... :3

Me Too, I love that guy :3

At 9/13/09 09:30 PM, Crashman wrote: You should have bought the SP.

That's Real helpful dude. But Sadly yes you should have brought a SP.

At 9/13/09 09:06 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Evil!

LOL WINb

At 9/13/09 09:31 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: If I became a mod, I wouldn't really change, since there's no one here that I actually talk to on a regular basis. I'd just be able to enforce the rules.

I vote this guy 4 Mod.

At 8/29/09 12:48 AM, M-Vero wrote:

At 8/29/09 12:44 AM, Skygee wrote: Those squiggles are badly drawn fireworks.

I figured, but were obviously not my first guess

The moon has a face in majoras mask.

Majora's mask totally didn't come out in 1990

i'm sorry a fatman stole your bike.

He paid with his blood

My picture inspired majoras mask.
Also good thing you got that fat fuck..HE might of turned out like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCF6MGjsl pw

At 8/29/09 12:40 AM, M-Vero wrote:

At 8/29/09 12:35 AM, Skygee wrote: Time to go back in time, Hold on to your seat belts... It's ganna be a Groovy ride
First stop! 1990

I don't remember the moon having a crazy screaming face on it, or green red and blue squiggles floating through the sky, but I do remember that fat guy riding the tricycle, CAUSE THAT'S MY TRICYCLE!!!

Those squiggles are badly drawn fireworks. The moon has a face in majoras mask and i'm sorry a fatman stole your bike.

At 8/29/09 12:37 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: Several things here didn't exist in 1990, so you've already screwed up the timeline.
Whatever you do, don't divide by z-

Legend of zelda, rig and stickmen ALL Existed in 1990...

Time to go back in time, Hold on to your seat belts... It's ganna be a Groovy ride
First stop! 1990

At 8/29/09 12:02 AM, Bladezguy wrote: lol did you just see this on the tonight show? Cause i'm watching it right now and he just talked about it.

no WAY IM WATCHING IT TOO...

At 8/29/09 12:00 AM, Genocide wrote: Wait...who?
It's called an emulator. Is this some kind of new bbs meme I'm missing?

Yes, it is. When people say this the only proper response is

Cloud is sexy!

now say it ;D

At 8/28/09 11:57 PM, homor wrote: Remember that episode of Futurama, "The Sting"?

Remember the episode with Yancys son or the one with frys dog?

At 8/28/09 11:51 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Damn he didn't even buy him dinner first.

or buy him breakfast the next morning.

At 8/28/09 11:01 PM, Ptcfast wrote: If i could punch people in the face over the internet ONE time... It would be you.

i grant you the POWAH...

Anyway back on topic... Stop watching it than

At 8/28/09 04:17 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 8/28/09 04:03 PM, Skygee wrote:

At 8/28/09 03:58 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Random shit reminds me of my ex.

Oh baby your too good for her (Snaps Finger)

I hope you die in a fire, preferably an electrical fire as your tower unit over-heats.

I hope you die in a worst fire caused by leaving the stove on when you were boiling water to make a cup of soup since you don't know how to cook. The gas fills the whole room and your EX who no longer wants you throws a lit match into your window and runs out with her new boyfriend while sucking his dick at the same time. Meanwhile you try to run out but trip over your girly pink bike and die in the fire.

At 8/28/09 05:35 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Busy defeating Ganon I suppose.

Ganon isn't in Majoras mask.... The Antagonist is Majora

At 8/28/09 06:12 PM, Me-Patch wrote: But we all shine on. Like the moon and the stars and the sun.

Until the moon becomes a carnivorous one! ( I was trying to rhyme )

At 8/28/09 04:33 PM, Ultor wrote: I certainly would try to get in as many posts as I could as well as hang out with some of my friends and give my goodbyes and best wishes to everyone I know.

Gee, It sure is Sentimental around here (rolls eyes)

At 8/28/09 04:25 PM, mikl1982 wrote: Real, but I do not believe he was killed.

OMFG LOOK AT HIS LEVEL THAN LOOK AT HIS POST THIS GUY IS JEZUZ OMFG LOSLADSOSADL

At 8/28/09 04:13 PM, ELITE-101 wrote:

At 8/28/09 08:12 AM, evan210 wrote: fap

geez a little late with the cock jokes NG

hmmm.... How could we help? Ma Boi

http://www.miniclip.com

The mods there are such f.a.g.s. that ban you for so much as saying ass. One mod in particular is a complete f.a.g. and his name is RFS and hes always trying to advertise his shit website on the forums yet he banned some dude just for linking to youtube. What a douche -_-. Oh yeah and the community sucks, Everyone there is either a RS player or a club penguin player.

At 8/28/09 03:58 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Random shit reminds me of my ex.

Oh baby your too good for her (Snaps Finger)

At 8/28/09 03:53 PM, WackyAnimation wrote: i was on the internet and i started thinking about trolls. then i looked in the mirror and realized my hair was really tall and purple. then i became a nudist.

Holy Shit! YOU BECAME JESUS!

At 8/28/09 11:31 AM, butterman27 wrote: I would turn of the power, take out the game cartridge and switch it with Ocarina of Time, a far Inferior game.

Fixed

At 8/28/09 11:13 AM, Bladezguy wrote: What game is that, and what is it for?

The legend of zelda majoras mask for N64, its a direct sequel to Ocarina of time in which link (The Hero) falls into another dimension through a magic tree. He finds him self in a city called Clock Town in the land of Termina and finds that i 3 days a huge ass stone moon will crush and kill everyone. So he decides to save the land and thus the game begins.

At 8/28/09 03:50 PM, wtflolnoob wrote: Right now I'm drinking a melted "girl scout cookie" blizzard that I left in the fridge overnight, and it reminds me of "Legend of Zelda-Twilight Princess".

I'm in the water temple right now, using my hook shot.

I once watched porn and it reminded me of sex.. Strange huh :0

At 8/28/09 06:09 AM, tuckerton296 wrote: besides ng this is the single fucking funnyist thing on the internet

That's not funny, but this is

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1098 855

At 8/28/09 08:09 AM, EjaculatingHorse wrote: An old, underrated yet fantastic group. Check those guys out.

i have heard better music from a turkey sandwich

At 8/28/09 08:13 AM, DumbassDude wrote: That program use to be cool... Also i am a purple haired ass master

Fixed

At 8/28/09 08:12 AM, BrockManson wrote: I'd teach little kids how to fight with swords and then cry in a wardrobe.

lol swordsmen school guy...But that wasn't a wardrobe he was hiding in :0